Exmo he/him
Look. I'm single as fuck but I'm not "waterboarding myself over the kitchen sink" single. For some reason, that TikTok is no longer available.
Look. I'm single as fuck but I'm not "waterboarding myself over the kitchen sink" single. For some reason, that TikTok is no longer available.
If you are part of a cult don't make your license plate something easily memorable like, idk, "45TRUMP". That makes it easier for people to report you for parking in their paid parking spot.
If you are part of a cult don't make your license plate something easily memorable like, idk, "45TRUMP". That makes it easier for people to report you for parking in their paid parking spot.
This is so fucking awesome. 🙄
This is so fucking awesome. 🙄
Please fire whichever employee in R&D suggested releasing a limited edition product which is literally just pumpkin spice flavored ***WHITE BREAD***. Why the FUCK would I want slightly orange White Bread during spooky season????
Please fire whichever employee in R&D suggested releasing a limited edition product which is literally just pumpkin spice flavored ***WHITE BREAD***. Why the FUCK would I want slightly orange White Bread during spooky season????
Bring your elbow up and sneeze upwards, into it. This will dramatically decrease the chance of hurting yourself while sneezing compared to bringing your nose down to your elbow.
Signed,
Self.
Bring your elbow up and sneeze upwards, into it. This will dramatically decrease the chance of hurting yourself while sneezing compared to bringing your nose down to your elbow.
Signed,
Self.
I was gonna wait until November 1, but everyone's jumping into it that in order to preserve tradition, I had to do it today.
I was gonna wait until November 1, but everyone's jumping into it that in order to preserve tradition, I had to do it today.
This is just so fucking great.
This is just so fucking great.
I still can't stand the taste of alcohol.
I still can't stand the taste of alcohol.
#Booksky
Also now that you're here Hoaxio, Mud pics?
Also now that you're here Hoaxio, Mud pics?
Almost like we fucking told them.
Almost like we fucking told them.
Mine?
Their names are themed after dinosaurs. Like Pekilociraptor or Pekiceratops.
Mine?
Their names are themed after dinosaurs. Like Pekilociraptor or Pekiceratops.
Oh Idaho and local school district™️, you guys really know how to make someone feel special.
Oh Idaho and local school district™️, you guys really know how to make someone feel special.