Scott🌳
sclackham.bsky.social
Scott🌳
@sclackham.bsky.social
All I really want to do is post stupid boulder ideas for Terraria
Exmo he/him
Extreme fog in local area™️ tonight. Visibility is roughly around 25 meters. Super fucking stressful to drive in.
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Wait what. How has my algorithm kept the information about a new Stargate series that isn't a reboot being greenlit for a full 7 hours???
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just watched one of the weirdest TikToks ever that had a caption telling people to check in on their single friends and... [Sigh]

Look. I'm single as fuck but I'm not "waterboarding myself over the kitchen sink" single. For some reason, that TikTok is no longer available.
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Whoever runs for president, take this idea. Billionaires often take loans against their assets to avoid paying taxes. When a billionaire does this, they should pay a fee equal to 99% of the loan amount and the loan starts incurring interest equal to predatory credit card interest rates immediately.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
With Mamdani projected to win, I feel compelled to share a meme.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Word to the wise.

If you are part of a cult don't make your license plate something easily memorable like, idk, "45TRUMP". That makes it easier for people to report you for parking in their paid parking spot.
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
God I love having a medical condition that has an at most two week long episode cluster every 18-24 months making refilling the medication I need for it impossible since my refills expire no less than two months before I get the cluster again.

This is so fucking awesome. 🙄
October 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I keep seeing this class action lawsuit against Google for $425 million and I think we need to collectively decide that a corporation being sued shouldn't be able to get away with paying only 0.014% of their total market value. If we're to stop their exploitation, it's gotta be at least 50%.
October 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dear Franz Bakery,

Please fire whichever employee in R&D suggested releasing a limited edition product which is literally just pumpkin spice flavored ***WHITE BREAD***. Why the FUCK would I want slightly orange White Bread during spooky season????
October 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Just got reminded of how culty the BSA is. I completely forgot about the most exclusive, pretentious, unimpartially selective group within the Boy Scouts until I walked by an event for the "Order of the Arrow".
October 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Note to self:

Bring your elbow up and sneeze upwards, into it. This will dramatically decrease the chance of hurting yourself while sneezing compared to bringing your nose down to your elbow.

Signed,

Self.
October 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I have this tradition I do every year before I can start listening to Xmas music. The tradition is that I have to play "Christmas Unicorn" to introduce the holiday season.

I was gonna wait until November 1, but everyone's jumping into it that in order to preserve tradition, I had to do it today.
October 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
What if everyone just collectively trolled ice by tying their shoes together while they were trying to kidnap someone? Kinda hard to perpetuate fascism if you can't walk.
October 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Checked in on r/exmormon and it would appear that Susan's husband got promoted.

This is just so fucking great.
October 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm really upset. "Sledding Game" demo window is over so I can't play it right now. Maybe it'll be back from the 13-20, but I really wanted to play it again today. 😫
October 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't drink often but my very mormon family will start revering, worshipping, and idolizing a vile, senile, homophobic lawyer later today, so I figured it was as good a time as any to have a drink. Just a rum and [cherry] coke.

I still can't stand the taste of alcohol.
October 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Listening to "When God Was A Woman" rn. Thought it'd help me do a bit more deconstruction.
October 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Reposted by Scott🌳
This.
"Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of another. There are just some kind of men who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results." ~ Harper Lee
#Booksky
October 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's been a few days. I feel like we can speculate what nickname we give Dallin now. Can't very well call him HOaks since I already associate @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social with the word "hoax" and its derivatives.

Also now that you're here Hoaxio, Mud pics?
October 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Phew I thought Idaho had done a Mississippi when I couldn't get on here for a bit. Guess it was just a server miscommunication?
October 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Someone go check on the DezNats over on the hell site and see how they're doing. I've heard through the grapevine that the mormons are being scapegoated now.

Almost like we fucking told them.
September 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
However you choose to pronounce "GIF" is correct. I pronounce it with a J sound. If, at any time, you choose to correct me because I don't pronounce Graphical as "Jraphical", I'll point out that in ICE, you don't pronounce Immigration as "Eye-migration", and JPEG, Photographic as "Potographic".
September 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Palia recently released an update introducing animal husbandry with four animal types. You start off with a Peki, a chicken-like animal, and everyone's sharing the names they've chosen online.

Mine?

Their names are themed after dinosaurs. Like Pekilociraptor or Pekiceratops.
September 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
How did orange fuck face know Charlie Kirk died before the media? The first news stories I read saying he died cited orange fuck face's post as their source.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Guys. The collective training we received for the issue of me having a political opinion at work was Harassment. Me having a political opinion at work was labeled harassment! 😂

Oh Idaho and local school district™️, you guys really know how to make someone feel special.
During a meeting today, after I voiced concerns about my supervisor's tendency to micromanage, I was informed that someone complained that I had expressed an opinion about ICE on-site. As an Idahoan I'm very careful who I talk to about that shit and I don't remember being careless let alone on-site.
September 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM