Katrina M
@sciville.bsky.social
Simpsons quoter. Minesweeper player. Cheese hater. Cookie baker. Nationals fan. Youth rights supporter. #16tovote (she/her)
Germantown, MD
Thoughts/rants/ramblings/ghost comics: https://www.eightminefortress.com/surewhynot/
Germantown, MD
Thoughts/rants/ramblings/ghost comics: https://www.eightminefortress.com/surewhynot/
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Get off your high horse over the "golden era" of The Simpsons. Yall been acting like that for nearly 25 years now, grow up
"Duh....only the 90's Simpsons episodes matter....."
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Get off your high horse over the "golden era" of The Simpsons. Yall been acting like that for nearly 25 years now, grow up
"A Christmas Story" isn't a comedy. It's a gritty documentary about the horrors of a Silent Generation childhood.
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"A Christmas Story" isn't a comedy. It's a gritty documentary about the horrors of a Silent Generation childhood.
South Park episode "Got a Nut" from this year spoofed Charlie Kirk, and then got pulled from Comedy Central rotation after he was killed.
Episode "Butt Out" from 2003 villainizes Rob Reiner and even ends with Cartman stabbing him.
I'm guessing that one will stay on the air.
Episode "Butt Out" from 2003 villainizes Rob Reiner and even ends with Cartman stabbing him.
I'm guessing that one will stay on the air.
December 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
South Park episode "Got a Nut" from this year spoofed Charlie Kirk, and then got pulled from Comedy Central rotation after he was killed.
Episode "Butt Out" from 2003 villainizes Rob Reiner and even ends with Cartman stabbing him.
I'm guessing that one will stay on the air.
Episode "Butt Out" from 2003 villainizes Rob Reiner and even ends with Cartman stabbing him.
I'm guessing that one will stay on the air.
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As the movement to crush fascism in our country grows in strength and power, I expect to see a growing number of HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE signs at protest actions.
December 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
As the movement to crush fascism in our country grows in strength and power, I expect to see a growing number of HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE signs at protest actions.
Damn. This new South Park tonight felt like it wouldn't have been out of place if Lemony Snicket were narrating.
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Damn. This new South Park tonight felt like it wouldn't have been out of place if Lemony Snicket were narrating.
Boiling hot take: It's because, for advocates, gay teens are more valuable dead than alive. So they jump on the social media fearmongering bandwagon pretending it's to protect youths' fragile little minds, and if an isolated gay teen is lost, what a shame, must have been social media. 🙄
You only ever hear "white teenager radicalized online, hurts others" and never hear the much more common "gay teenager finds support online not provided at home, decides to keep living".
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Boiling hot take: It's because, for advocates, gay teens are more valuable dead than alive. So they jump on the social media fearmongering bandwagon pretending it's to protect youths' fragile little minds, and if an isolated gay teen is lost, what a shame, must have been social media. 🙄
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Hey, so, maybe MTG is the last person on earth who deserves any kind of grace or sympathy if the MAGA shitheads are coming for her now, given her own history of harassing AOC, the Parkland kids, and so many others.
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hey, so, maybe MTG is the last person on earth who deserves any kind of grace or sympathy if the MAGA shitheads are coming for her now, given her own history of harassing AOC, the Parkland kids, and so many others.
Okay these #FinalFantasy status effects have gotten way out of hand...
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Okay these #FinalFantasy status effects have gotten way out of hand...
...
Am I having a stroke? LOL
Am I having a stroke? LOL
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
...
Am I having a stroke? LOL
Am I having a stroke? LOL
You might even say it's a... War on Christmas...
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You might even say it's a... War on Christmas...
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"Where'd the flag go? It was right there last night when all that scary shit was happening. Oh, wait, there it is. Anyway, are we free and brave yet?"
The Star Spangled Banner, paraphrased
The Star Spangled Banner, paraphrased
September 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"Where'd the flag go? It was right there last night when all that scary shit was happening. Oh, wait, there it is. Anyway, are we free and brave yet?"
The Star Spangled Banner, paraphrased
The Star Spangled Banner, paraphrased
Hey, so, maybe MTG is the last person on earth who deserves any kind of grace or sympathy if the MAGA shitheads are coming for her now, given her own history of harassing AOC, the Parkland kids, and so many others.
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hey, so, maybe MTG is the last person on earth who deserves any kind of grace or sympathy if the MAGA shitheads are coming for her now, given her own history of harassing AOC, the Parkland kids, and so many others.
Lower/Abolish most age restrictions (save some legit harm reduction ones). Children and teens are full human beings deserving of respect and autonomy, even with different developmental needs that must be accommodated. (And stop equating bad public figures with them!)
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Lower/Abolish most age restrictions (save some legit harm reduction ones). Children and teens are full human beings deserving of respect and autonomy, even with different developmental needs that must be accommodated. (And stop equating bad public figures with them!)
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lol Trump finished this rant this morning the same way Sideshow Bob finished his rant after he admitted to committing electoral fraud
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
lol Trump finished this rant this morning the same way Sideshow Bob finished his rant after he admitted to committing electoral fraud
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“Me Too went too far because [shit that absolutely fucking did not happen]” is a recurring goddamned theme in our culture.
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Me Too went too far because [shit that absolutely fucking did not happen]” is a recurring goddamned theme in our culture.
Not to be this person, but "Epstein files" seems to me like this term's "Mueller Report". The thing we're absolutely convinced will finally for sure sink him and then it just... doesn't.
Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim.
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Not to be this person, but "Epstein files" seems to me like this term's "Mueller Report". The thing we're absolutely convinced will finally for sure sink him and then it just... doesn't.
If your Veterans Day message is all bland patriotism and doesn't acknowledge the mind blowing horror that war is or question the point of the whole thing, kindly shut the fuck up.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If your Veterans Day message is all bland patriotism and doesn't acknowledge the mind blowing horror that war is or question the point of the whole thing, kindly shut the fuck up.
Great thing now that elections are over is that it's bearable to watch sports again. Without the wall-to-wall campaign ads.
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Great thing now that elections are over is that it's bearable to watch sports again. Without the wall-to-wall campaign ads.
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Every time someone says "the cruelty is the point", drink!
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Every time someone says "the cruelty is the point", drink!
(Sigh. I wanted to post this a year ago.)
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
(Sigh. I wanted to post this a year ago.)
Election results are in...
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Election results are in...
The fact so many people who are paid to write for a living seem categorically incapable of finding anything to say about the Orange Thing and his ilk that doesn't involve equating him to children speaks volumes.
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The fact so many people who are paid to write for a living seem categorically incapable of finding anything to say about the Orange Thing and his ilk that doesn't involve equating him to children speaks volumes.
Every time someone says "the cruelty is the point", drink!
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Every time someone says "the cruelty is the point", drink!
There needs to be a Puppy World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
There needs to be a Puppy World Series.
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.