Miguel
@scientificpeach.bsky.social
Software Engineer // Communist // Dallas, tx
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"I need her bouncing and moaning on it" has become such a surprising amount of my lexicon considering the fact that I only have sex once every 4 months on average
December 30, 2024 at 6:55 AM
"I need her bouncing and moaning on it" has become such a surprising amount of my lexicon considering the fact that I only have sex once every 4 months on average
Pour up
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October 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Pour up
Drank
Headshot
Drank
Sit down
Drank
Stand up
Drank
Drank
Headshot
Drank
Sit down
Drank
Stand up
Drank
I just need to get a sales job
February 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I just need to get a sales job
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RFK Jr looks like an Eli Valley drawing of himself
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
RFK Jr looks like an Eli Valley drawing of himself
Stop complaining about the hot girl with the mid dude. BECOME the mid dude. Start siphoning gas from cars on the street and spending all ur money on streaming equipment
January 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Stop complaining about the hot girl with the mid dude. BECOME the mid dude. Start siphoning gas from cars on the street and spending all ur money on streaming equipment
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You need to be upping your screen time
January 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You need to be upping your screen time
"yo why is this beat so chill"
"Oh I'm listening to lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to"
"Oh I'm listening to lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to"
January 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"yo why is this beat so chill"
"Oh I'm listening to lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to"
"Oh I'm listening to lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to"
I'm broke lol haven't gotten my invoices paid
January 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I'm broke lol haven't gotten my invoices paid
"I need her bouncing and moaning on it" has become such a surprising amount of my lexicon considering the fact that I only have sex once every 4 months on average
December 30, 2024 at 6:55 AM
"I need her bouncing and moaning on it" has become such a surprising amount of my lexicon considering the fact that I only have sex once every 4 months on average
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Mine was a Pokemon website called 'Giovanni's Archives' on Angelfire
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
November 28, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Mine was a Pokemon website called 'Giovanni's Archives' on Angelfire
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
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I have gay sex every couple of days just to make sure I'm still straight. You never know
November 27, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I have gay sex every couple of days just to make sure I'm still straight. You never know
The new N in FAANG stands for N***A. Yup. That's right. NIVEA. Oh? You thought I said something else? That's because you don't value skincare. You value racism
November 26, 2024 at 6:48 AM
The new N in FAANG stands for N***A. Yup. That's right. NIVEA. Oh? You thought I said something else? That's because you don't value skincare. You value racism
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the average user cares about the technology behind federation about as much as people who downloaded porn off limewire cared about p2p
July 4, 2023 at 2:30 AM
the average user cares about the technology behind federation about as much as people who downloaded porn off limewire cared about p2p