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schweg,🎄
@schweg.xyz
3.7K followers 860 following 330 posts
(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989)
🏳️‍🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell

🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mastodon.social/@schwegler, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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happy thanksgiving
joni has arrived
joni mitchell in the last waltz
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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labubong?!
A teal-colored labubu figurine with closed eyes, smiling face, and a small red nose sitting on a wooden surface. it is a bong
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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inside of you are two otters
An otter holding a large abalone Otter holding and eating geoduck underwater
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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ceo of dominos circa 2012 with hatsune miku on an iphone 5
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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he wants soup
A close-up of a curious gray tabby cat with big eyes and white paws, sitting indoors near a TV and papers. His name is Rose.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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it’s happening again https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115568066311171652
Person watching a computer screen displaying a blue-themed Monopoly interface in dim lighting.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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every single choice made by/for every actor on this show #allsfair is wrong and terrible

it might be my new favorite show

#tv
Six women in colorful suits, standing confidently in front of a room filled with bookshelves. A promo photo of the cast of All’s Fair.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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FREESTYLE MUSTACHE?!
Instagram profile of Hunter Kelly, a kinesiologist, with 875 posts, 274K followers, and 1,170 following.
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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perched

#cats #rose
A close-up of a person's face with a cat sitting beside them, both looking at the camera. The person has reddish-brown hair and light skin.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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…huh
Text message: "eli sent furry scat art in our imessage group chat today" with a purple heart emoji and a profile picture.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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989 followers means i get to go around all day going "989... SPORTS" because that videogame splash screen has been stuck in my head for over two decades
989 sports logo
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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up pondering orbitz
two bottles of orbitz one is orangey and one is white-ish
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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it's the elevated feet for me
trump stands at his desk, looking like he’s zoned out; to the side, everyone else crowds to the aide of the man who fainted & could potentially be dead. trump stands at his desk, looking like he’s zoned out; to the side, everyone else crowds to the aide of the man who fainted & could potentially be dead
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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@arthurday.bsky.social but also have a pic of my baby boy Rose <3
my silver tabby cat Rose
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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@arthurday.bsky.social
I'm passionate about SOUP
SOUP
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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him burying that woman alive scared me for life
"Kids these days will never know how much stress this Son of a Bitch gave our Grandmothers Mothers & Aunts." Above a photo of Stefano DiMera
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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oh, i'm Stupid
Gayle King: "But I think we're wiser, more experienced." Cher: "Oh, I'm stupid."
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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🥳
TV screen showing election results for mayor of New York City, with candidate photos, percentages, and vote counts.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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i feel like clark is giving me The Eye
Colorful superhero and cartoon character statues on a shelf against a wooden wall.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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i know it seems obvious but TIL
Music app screen displaying "Apt." by ROSÉ & Bruno Mars, with the Korean translation "아파트 아파트" meaning "Apartment."
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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you compare these two numbers and, ostensibly, everything i post is seen by More people over there... but you wouldn't know it from the interactions
my bluesky profile showing 3.6k posts
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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never forget
A screenshot of a profile page on mastodon.social. The profile belongs to "toyotathon" (@schwegler), who joined on November 11, 2017. The profile picture features a stylized cartoon skeleton wearing a purple hat, with a background of glowing jack-o'-lanterns. The display name "toyotathon" is prominent, with a link to "mastodon.social" below it. The bio reads "(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i'll never tell". Below the bio, there are sections for "BLOG" with a link to "schweg.xyz", "SNAP" with a Snapchat link, and "MY DISCORD" with a Discord link. At the bottom of the page, it shows "1.4K posts", "1K following", and "911 followers".
October 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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and they're married
A two-panel meme. The top panel shows a Milton from Office Space, a man with glasses and a tie, sitting at a desk and talking on a landline phone. Text below him reads: "I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels, and they were married..." The bottom panel shows a scene from Bob's Burgers. Linda Belcher is on the phone, looking slightly exasperated. Gene and Tina Belcher are standing near a counter, with Louise in the background. Text below them reads: "Shh, shh, I'm on the phone with Milton. He's telling me about some squirrels that are married."
October 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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#woodwork
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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“this would fix me”

and it’s just me taking a bubble bath made out of this stuff in a bath tub that is scaled up to make me feel like i’m the size i was when i was 8 years old
Bottle of L'Oreal Kids Extra Gentle 2-in-1 Shampoo with cherry almond burst, designed for children with no tears or knots.
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM