Ingrid Sch
@schrodingerscatz.bsky.social
Creative Director 🧜🏽♀️🌊🌴🧶🏏 Cricket/tennis spectating knitter, gardener, music fan, might be a mermaid, raising good humans in Australia. Allergic to conspiracies. Hellsite escapee #xodus
Breaking: The exact number of utter morons in Australia has been revealed #auspol #auselection2025
May 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Breaking: The exact number of utter morons in Australia has been revealed #auspol #auselection2025
The actual treasurer whose party has just won the actual election is sitting there but still we’re only hearing from the bespectacled muppet next to him #abcelection #auspol #ausvotes25
May 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The actual treasurer whose party has just won the actual election is sitting there but still we’re only hearing from the bespectacled muppet next to him #abcelection #auspol #ausvotes25
Don’t care what the naysayers say.. loved this season of White Lotus, didn’t want it to end! And that’s all I’ll say because who wants to be spoiler in your timeline… right asshats?!
April 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Don’t care what the naysayers say.. loved this season of White Lotus, didn’t want it to end! And that’s all I’ll say because who wants to be spoiler in your timeline… right asshats?!
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“We didn’t backflip Brian. We just gently and calmly walked back the policy to a point time where it didn’t exist”
April 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
“We didn’t backflip Brian. We just gently and calmly walked back the policy to a point time where it didn’t exist”
All I kept hearing from the pro MAGA camp was how priced in tariffs already were.. just look for the people with egg on their faces, that’s them (and they were expensive eggs!)
The scale of what’s happened these past two days, in market terms, is already in rarified air.
This is going to be a named event (Lehman, Covid, Black Monday, etc) that people will talk about 50 to 100 years from now.
This is going to be a named event (Lehman, Covid, Black Monday, etc) that people will talk about 50 to 100 years from now.
April 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
All I kept hearing from the pro MAGA camp was how priced in tariffs already were.. just look for the people with egg on their faces, that’s them (and they were expensive eggs!)
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his shipmates called him mad
April 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
his shipmates called him mad
Checking overnight markets even more of a s*tshow today than yesterday.. turns out not such a smart idea voting in a ‘leader’ of the free world who’s good at bankrupting things, can’t believe no one warne… oh they did didn’t they?!
April 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Checking overnight markets even more of a s*tshow today than yesterday.. turns out not such a smart idea voting in a ‘leader’ of the free world who’s good at bankrupting things, can’t believe no one warne… oh they did didn’t they?!
Wow, what a s*tshow checking overnight markets...Indexes crashed 5%, Volatility Index screaming up 38%, Dollar index plummets, govts are bond buying for rate cuts... recession is a dead certainty. The tarriftrum is screwing us all.
Today has been the single worst day for the market since… *checks notes* last time he was President.
April 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Wow, what a s*tshow checking overnight markets...Indexes crashed 5%, Volatility Index screaming up 38%, Dollar index plummets, govts are bond buying for rate cuts... recession is a dead certainty. The tarriftrum is screwing us all.
Another week, another shifty red line.... where is Aus govt NOW on AUKUS if not for the tariff shambles? #auspol
Where is the red line for Aus government on AUKUS if not for the Hesgeth shambles? #auspol
April 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Another week, another shifty red line.... where is Aus govt NOW on AUKUS if not for the tariff shambles? #auspol
Why is nobody talking about Russia and North Korea not being on the tariff list 🙃 But yay, our beef exports got slightly less tariffed than expected - moo to that!
April 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Why is nobody talking about Russia and North Korea not being on the tariff list 🙃 But yay, our beef exports got slightly less tariffed than expected - moo to that!
It’s unnerving how many truly evil people there are running things right now… across business and gov’t. Thing is they want us to lose hope but that’s why good people need to keep fighting
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March 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
It’s unnerving how many truly evil people there are running things right now… across business and gov’t. Thing is they want us to lose hope but that’s why good people need to keep fighting
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I know it bothers you as much as it does me that journalism as an institution can’t process that what it’s seeing on a daily basis is evil people doing evil sh*t
Not incompetence, not naivete, not negligence, not mispeaking, not mixups, not miscommunications: straight-up evil people doing evil sh*t
Not incompetence, not naivete, not negligence, not mispeaking, not mixups, not miscommunications: straight-up evil people doing evil sh*t
March 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I know it bothers you as much as it does me that journalism as an institution can’t process that what it’s seeing on a daily basis is evil people doing evil sh*t
Not incompetence, not naivete, not negligence, not mispeaking, not mixups, not miscommunications: straight-up evil people doing evil sh*t
Not incompetence, not naivete, not negligence, not mispeaking, not mixups, not miscommunications: straight-up evil people doing evil sh*t
Big Bird and the adventures of the evil empire
March 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Big Bird and the adventures of the evil empire
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You can be a progressive voter and:
• love things Labor has done AND
• hate things Labor has done
(incl. protecting the duopoly)
• admire Greens' policies AND
• hate Greens attacking Labor
• admire the Teal independents AND
• be disappointed by those who support Zionist Israel.
#auspol #AusVotes25
• love things Labor has done AND
• hate things Labor has done
(incl. protecting the duopoly)
• admire Greens' policies AND
• hate Greens attacking Labor
• admire the Teal independents AND
• be disappointed by those who support Zionist Israel.
#auspol #AusVotes25
March 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You can be a progressive voter and:
• love things Labor has done AND
• hate things Labor has done
(incl. protecting the duopoly)
• admire Greens' policies AND
• hate Greens attacking Labor
• admire the Teal independents AND
• be disappointed by those who support Zionist Israel.
#auspol #AusVotes25
• love things Labor has done AND
• hate things Labor has done
(incl. protecting the duopoly)
• admire Greens' policies AND
• hate Greens attacking Labor
• admire the Teal independents AND
• be disappointed by those who support Zionist Israel.
#auspol #AusVotes25
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Crikey if this whole stunt didn't get sadder and sadder with each passing moment
March 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Only the Tesla catching on fire spontaneously would have made this funnier
March 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Only the Tesla catching on fire spontaneously would have made this funnier
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Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
Strange time to be in Japan when a cyclone is bearing down on your town back home… thinking of all our friends & fingers crossed it blows over quickly #cyclonealfred
March 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Strange time to be in Japan when a cyclone is bearing down on your town back home… thinking of all our friends & fingers crossed it blows over quickly #cyclonealfred
Majestic mount Yōtei tonight
March 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Majestic mount Yōtei tonight
Don't you love that hit of relief you get on Blusky when you realise the ratio of rational intelligence to conspiracy f*ckery is far higher than anywhere else out there
February 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Don't you love that hit of relief you get on Blusky when you realise the ratio of rational intelligence to conspiracy f*ckery is far higher than anywhere else out there
The pain is real
7 Stages of Pen Grief:
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
February 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The pain is real
Just got into an argument with a tradie at my place about chemtrails... and on the weekend with a mum at cricket how 'woke schools' have taken feminism too far and white boys are being left behind. We're seriously f*d, Murdoch's evil tentacles preying on people's fears everywhere you turn #auspol
February 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just got into an argument with a tradie at my place about chemtrails... and on the weekend with a mum at cricket how 'woke schools' have taken feminism too far and white boys are being left behind. We're seriously f*d, Murdoch's evil tentacles preying on people's fears everywhere you turn #auspol
Some delightful news to be cheerful about #auspol
Clive Palmer loses bid to re-register United Australia Party
Clive Palmer has lost his High Court bid to re-register the United Australia Party for this year's federal election, meaning the party's candidates will not be identified with the UAP on ballot papers...
www.abc.net.au
February 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Some delightful news to be cheerful about #auspol