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Andrew Schnorr
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Seattle-based game marketing goon at Pokémon. Formerly Capcom & Six Foot. I also love writing, photography, and world travel. All views and opinions are both my own and likely based on a Simpsons quote.
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This is by far my favorite genre of spam/phishing email. I am just always tickled by the very concept of an email marketing system that - from the moment you sign up - actively encourages you to unsubscribe.
Screenshot of a spam email. Subject: "To STOP receiving these emails from us just hit reply and let us Know !!" From: "Pornhub <[Non-Pornhub Address]> Gmail Note: "Why is this message in spam? This message is similar to messages that were identified as spam in the past." Email Body: "It’s Great to Have You Here! We have successfully received your subscription to our website. Porn Hub To confirm your subscription, please Click here. You can unsubscribe any time. Unsubscribe"
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Absolutely piercing insight there, Disney.
Screenshot of push notification from Disney+ app: "Because You Watched The Simpsons We think you'll enjoy The Simpsons. Add to Watchlist now."
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Milhouse from the Simpsons, grabbing his head and screaming "I'm libbing out!"
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Jeffries rn:
Meme of upset kid saying "Congrats, happy for you, nice."
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I declare it the most interesting tree I've seen today!

(Bellevue Botanical Garden)

#trees #photography
Photograph of a dead or dying tree with a noticeable curve from the base to the top, missing most of its bark, stretching out to the heavens.
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Simpsons screenshot of Canary M Burns
October 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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We need to retire the expression "pennies on the dollar" until people can start using it responsibly.
Screenshot from a Gizmodo article. Headline: "Samsung Is Quietly Clearing Out Galaxy Buds3 Pro Stock, Amazon Is Selling Them for Pennies on the Dollar" Screenshot from the same article. Text: "Right now during Prime Day, Amazon has dropped these to a record low of $199, down from their usual $249 price. Looks like Samsung wants to sell serious volume quickly, and it’s your chance to grab flagship earbuds at a much more accessible price point."
October 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Just got all Achievements in Hades II, and between that, all the completed Character Bonds, Chaos Trials, and Testaments, I'd say I've 100%'d it.

Amazing game, probably my GOTY in what's been a very stacked year!
Screenshot of Steam achievements for Hades II (2) which says "You've unlocked all achievements! 50/50", and then one achievement is shown, "Goddess of Nightmares: Earn all other achievements. (0.2% of players have this achievement.)"
October 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Man, I didn't realize it was this easy!
Screenshot from spam email: "Join the illuminati: Are you interested to become a member of the illuminati brotherhood?. if YES!. Contact us via this official recruitment email only at: ( info@contactilluminati.online ) for more details."
September 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Nuts and gum, together at last.
September 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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A little over a month ago, we discovered that a kitten was living under our backyard shed, with no mother cat or owner in sight. After doing the proper due diligence and fostering her for two weeks, we're happy to say we were able to find her a forever home with a very excited coworker.
Photo of an orange and black kitten, being pet and looking pretty.
September 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I'll throw mine into the mix. The dogs are Nala and Korra, and my wonderful snake is Cinder.
August 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Was exciting to see the grand finals for Pokémon GO and the bubbly Pikachu at the trophy presentation.
August 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Multi-billion dollar technology.
Screenshot of a ChatGPT conversation. User: "How many R's are in the word "strawberry"?" ChatGPT: "They're doing great. Also, you're smart and beautiful."
August 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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We're here. We're ready.
A giant inflated Pikachu and a welcome sign in front of the Anaheim Convention Center, in preparation for the Pokémon aworld Championships.
August 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I have no idea what kind of mindset you need to make a car become this, but I want that mindset.
A Volkswagen bug with a custom lattice framework.
August 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Update: hell yeah!
Photo of a large bowl filled with 2.5 pounds of blackberries. Photo of blackberries being rinsed in the sink.
August 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I know they are invasive to this region, and they have the worst bushes possible, and if you're not careful about where you look, they may be covered in herbicides...but man, I love picking blackberries while I'm on a walk.
Photo of a hand holding blackberries, while a blackberry bush shows off more fruit in the background.
August 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Went to the Pokémon family picnic today and saw this absolute unit of a pig. Simply fantastic lad.
Photo of a massive, furry pig, probably six feet long and multiple hundreds of pounds, lying down on the ground. Its eyes may be closed, but it's hard to tell with its scrunched up face.
July 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Garfield meme panel: "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold foods of out hot eat the food"
July 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Was going through Google Photo's "memories" section, and found this 13-year-old picture of Jill Valentine from Resident Evil: Revelations. I really regret never trying to use it as some sort of reaction image.
A close-up photo (with screen pixels visible) of the 2012 game "Resident Evil: Revelations", with the character Jill Valentine, who here has a very unflattering haircut and expression, looks at the camera with one arm raised and her mouth open. A text overlay in front of her simply says "Go".
July 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I posted a funny misprint on some chip bags to r/mildlyinteresting yesterday. (One says 1g of saturated fat is 5% of dv, the other says 45%.)

The comment section exploded, but the thing that really stood out to me is how many people have no idea how nutrition labels are supposed to work.
The nutrition labels of two chip bags (from the same company). One says that 1g of Saturated Fat is 45% of your daily value, while the other says 1g of Saturated Fat is 5% of your daily value.
July 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I know this can be a serious issue for the USPS, but this image of a stoic mailman and the world's most weak-gripped dog owner is too funny to take seriously.
A screenshot of a PSA image from the USPS, saying "Secure your dog, keep deliveries on track", showing a large but friendly looking dog moving towards a mailman. The dog's owner is a hapless-looking woman feebly reaching for the dog's trailing leash. The mailman seems completely unbothered by the whole situation.
June 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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@sound-transit.bsky.social - I'm saying this out of a place of love, but this is a *bad* ad. What am I supposed to be getting out of it? If driving is the mindless habit, why is the zombie getting gas, which is less a habit and more a chore? Bad combination of confusion and tut-tutting on this one.
Photo of a billboard from SoundTransit that says "Break a MINDLESS habit. Ride SoundTransit", and shows a zombie holding a gas pump in front of a car's open gas tank.
June 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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My random world travel photo of the day:

The only photo I took of Dubai during my 1-hour layover - a burning orange sunset over the airport hangar.
Dubai, UAE, 2014

#Photography #WorldTravel #PicOfTheDay #Airports #Airplanes #Sunset
Photo from the window of a plane in Dubai, looking over the wing of the plane, and a hangar on the horizon (with more planes in front of it). An intense orange sunset illuminates the sky.
June 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM