Andrew Schnorr
@schnorr.app
Seattle-based game marketing goon at Pokémon. Formerly Capcom & Six Foot. I also love writing, photography, and world travel. All views and opinions are both my own and likely based on a Simpsons quote.
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Andrew Schnorr
@schnorr.app
· Oct 22
Making a belated intro post to pin. Hello! I'm a gaming marketer and raconteur in my latter 30s who loves telling stories (real ones).
My interests include:
-Video & Board Games
-Capcom (Old employer)
-Pokémon (Current employer)
-D&D
-Simpsons
-Hiking/Outdoors/Animals
-Photography
-Writing
-My son
My interests include:
-Video & Board Games
-Capcom (Old employer)
-Pokémon (Current employer)
-D&D
-Simpsons
-Hiking/Outdoors/Animals
-Photography
-Writing
-My son
This is by far my favorite genre of spam/phishing email. I am just always tickled by the very concept of an email marketing system that - from the moment you sign up - actively encourages you to unsubscribe.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is by far my favorite genre of spam/phishing email. I am just always tickled by the very concept of an email marketing system that - from the moment you sign up - actively encourages you to unsubscribe.
Looking at all the Game of the Year nominees - and all the games that didn't get nominated - the only thing I can think is, "Wow, this was a good year for game output! I wish the industry was in better shape."
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Looking at all the Game of the Year nominees - and all the games that didn't get nominated - the only thing I can think is, "Wow, this was a good year for game output! I wish the industry was in better shape."
Absolutely piercing insight there, Disney.
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Absolutely piercing insight there, Disney.
Frankenstein is a tragic tale of a reanimated man who has the misfortune of constantly standing next to dying people when a crowd rushes in.
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Frankenstein is a tragic tale of a reanimated man who has the misfortune of constantly standing next to dying people when a crowd rushes in.
If I were a left-leaning sandwich place, I would tripping over myself to bring in a new spokesman.
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If I were a left-leaning sandwich place, I would tripping over myself to bring in a new spokesman.
On Halloween, my wife finally gave in to my months-long campaign to get her to watch Sinners, and she's been listening to the soundtrack since. I feel accomplished.
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
On Halloween, my wife finally gave in to my months-long campaign to get her to watch Sinners, and she's been listening to the soundtrack since. I feel accomplished.
Currently 50 pounds down since I started actively losing weight this year. Still a bit to go before reaching pre-COVID level, but very close. Only question is if I'll be able to fit into my nice suit for our Christmas party this year.
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Currently 50 pounds down since I started actively losing weight this year. Still a bit to go before reaching pre-COVID level, but very close. Only question is if I'll be able to fit into my nice suit for our Christmas party this year.
I declare it the most interesting tree I've seen today!
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I declare it the most interesting tree I've seen today!
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
Mount Rainier is covered in snow again, and that makes me very happy.
October 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Mount Rainier is covered in snow again, and that makes me very happy.
Was Mr. Beast actually in the final cut of the Tron movie? I watched it over the weekend, dreading to see the moment that the screenshot is from, but I don't think it ever happened?
October 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Was Mr. Beast actually in the final cut of the Tron movie? I watched it over the weekend, dreading to see the moment that the screenshot is from, but I don't think it ever happened?
We need to retire the expression "pennies on the dollar" until people can start using it responsibly.
October 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We need to retire the expression "pennies on the dollar" until people can start using it responsibly.
Just got all Achievements in Hades II, and between that, all the completed Character Bonds, Chaos Trials, and Testaments, I'd say I've 100%'d it.
Amazing game, probably my GOTY in what's been a very stacked year!
Amazing game, probably my GOTY in what's been a very stacked year!
October 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just got all Achievements in Hades II, and between that, all the completed Character Bonds, Chaos Trials, and Testaments, I'd say I've 100%'d it.
Amazing game, probably my GOTY in what's been a very stacked year!
Amazing game, probably my GOTY in what's been a very stacked year!
I don't think there's a more unsettling feeling than seeing a mosquito fly into view from behind your head.
October 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I don't think there's a more unsettling feeling than seeing a mosquito fly into view from behind your head.
I've already put 150 hours into early access, looking forward to put another 250 into the full game!
🌒HADES II v1.0 is OUT NOW!! 🌘
Battle beyond the Underworld in our bewitching sequel to the godlike roguelike. Go Kill Time!
Nintendo Switch 2: supergiant.games/h2switch2
Nintendo Switch: supergiant.games/h2switch
Steam: supergiant.games/h2steam
Epic Games Store: supergiant.games/h2egs
Battle beyond the Underworld in our bewitching sequel to the godlike roguelike. Go Kill Time!
Nintendo Switch 2: supergiant.games/h2switch2
Nintendo Switch: supergiant.games/h2switch
Steam: supergiant.games/h2steam
Epic Games Store: supergiant.games/h2egs
Hades II – Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 - Nintendo Official Site
Buy Hades II – Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.
supergiant.games
September 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I've already put 150 hours into early access, looking forward to put another 250 into the full game!
Man, I didn't realize it was this easy!
September 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Man, I didn't realize it was this easy!
Reposted by Andrew Schnorr
We just replaced our refrigerator yesterday, and already household satisfaction is up 17%.
September 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We just replaced our refrigerator yesterday, and already household satisfaction is up 17%.
Got a scam email who's concept was "You won two free pillows from Marriott! Claim them now!", as though hotel pillows aren't the worst things ever produced.
September 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Got a scam email who's concept was "You won two free pillows from Marriott! Claim them now!", as though hotel pillows aren't the worst things ever produced.
"I can't speak up against racism, as that could get me fired, and my child's wellbeing is only capable through healthcare that I can't afford without employer-provided insurance."
Great society we got here.
Great society we got here.
September 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"I can't speak up against racism, as that could get me fired, and my child's wellbeing is only capable through healthcare that I can't afford without employer-provided insurance."
Great society we got here.
Great society we got here.
I have been on a binge of the EA build these past few weeks, and could not be more excited to do another binge in two weeks!
HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒
Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️
Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️
Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
Hades II – v1.0 Launch Trailer (Coming Sep. 25!)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I have been on a binge of the EA build these past few weeks, and could not be more excited to do another binge in two weeks!
Reposted by Andrew Schnorr
HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒
Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️
Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️
Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
Hades II – v1.0 Launch Trailer (Coming Sep. 25!)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒
Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️
Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️
Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
After fourteen years of never hearing the name spoken aloud, I realize now that it's *not* "Downtown Abbey".
September 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
After fourteen years of never hearing the name spoken aloud, I realize now that it's *not* "Downtown Abbey".
A little over a month ago, we discovered that a kitten was living under our backyard shed, with no mother cat or owner in sight. After doing the proper due diligence and fostering her for two weeks, we're happy to say we were able to find her a forever home with a very excited coworker.
September 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A little over a month ago, we discovered that a kitten was living under our backyard shed, with no mother cat or owner in sight. After doing the proper due diligence and fostering her for two weeks, we're happy to say we were able to find her a forever home with a very excited coworker.