Andrew Schnorr
@schnorr.app
Seattle-based game marketing goon at Pokémon. Formerly Capcom & Six Foot. I also love writing, photography, and world travel. All views and opinions are both my own and likely based on a Simpsons quote.
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Andrew Schnorr
@schnorr.app
· Oct 22
Making a belated intro post to pin. Hello! I'm a gaming marketer and raconteur in my latter 30s who loves telling stories (real ones).
My interests include:
-Video & Board Games
-Capcom (Old employer)
-Pokémon (Current employer)
-D&D
-Simpsons
-Hiking/Outdoors/Animals
-Photography
-Writing
-My son
My interests include:
-Video & Board Games
-Capcom (Old employer)
-Pokémon (Current employer)
-D&D
-Simpsons
-Hiking/Outdoors/Animals
-Photography
-Writing
-My son
Do you have to start your next stream by announcing that you're a bad widdle boy?
a cartoon of a man in a blue suit and top hat
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a blue suit and top hat
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November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Do you have to start your next stream by announcing that you're a bad widdle boy?
Marge S Impson The Simpsons GIF
ALT: Marge S Impson The Simpsons GIF
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I got this game as a Christmas gift, and, it being one of like eight N64 games I ever fully owned, I tried to convince myself so hard that it was actually fun to play. Still have a soft spot for it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I got this game as a Christmas gift, and, it being one of like eight N64 games I ever fully owned, I tried to convince myself so hard that it was actually fun to play. Still have a soft spot for it.
Second look is gonna cost ya.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Second look is gonna cost ya.
This is by far my favorite genre of spam/phishing email. I am just always tickled by the very concept of an email marketing system that - from the moment you sign up - actively encourages you to unsubscribe.
![Screenshot of a spam email.
Subject: "To STOP receiving these emails from us just hit reply and let us Know !!"
From: "Pornhub <[Non-Pornhub Address]>
Gmail Note: "Why is this message in spam? This message is similar to messages that were identified as spam in the past."
Email Body: "It’s Great to Have You Here!
We have successfully received your subscription to our website.
Porn Hub
To confirm your subscription, please Click here.
You can unsubscribe any time. Unsubscribe"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p5wv2hgzu332c5z7abmvvymn/bafkreid5we7p3qj4wevedyp2dn2ddjjotnquigug3lrsrr6lsc7bvhs7yu@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is by far my favorite genre of spam/phishing email. I am just always tickled by the very concept of an email marketing system that - from the moment you sign up - actively encourages you to unsubscribe.
She claims the dog days are over because she can now easily open cans of Purina.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
She claims the dog days are over because she can now easily open cans of Purina.
Looking at all the Game of the Year nominees - and all the games that didn't get nominated - the only thing I can think is, "Wow, this was a good year for game output! I wish the industry was in better shape."
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Looking at all the Game of the Year nominees - and all the games that didn't get nominated - the only thing I can think is, "Wow, this was a good year for game output! I wish the industry was in better shape."
I'm going to sound like a total cinema snob here, but if there was ever a movie to be shot on actual film, this would be the one.
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm going to sound like a total cinema snob here, but if there was ever a movie to be shot on actual film, this would be the one.
I'm convinced hotels are just massive experiment pods where each room has a different insane choice made vs a control setup.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm convinced hotels are just massive experiment pods where each room has a different insane choice made vs a control setup.
Absolutely piercing insight there, Disney.
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Absolutely piercing insight there, Disney.
Frankenstein is a tragic tale of a reanimated man who has the misfortune of constantly standing next to dying people when a crowd rushes in.
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Frankenstein is a tragic tale of a reanimated man who has the misfortune of constantly standing next to dying people when a crowd rushes in.
If I were a left-leaning sandwich place, I would tripping over myself to bring in a new spokesman.
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If I were a left-leaning sandwich place, I would tripping over myself to bring in a new spokesman.
On Halloween, my wife finally gave in to my months-long campaign to get her to watch Sinners, and she's been listening to the soundtrack since. I feel accomplished.
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
On Halloween, my wife finally gave in to my months-long campaign to get her to watch Sinners, and she's been listening to the soundtrack since. I feel accomplished.
So disappointed in him. Unfollowed and blocked.
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
So disappointed in him. Unfollowed and blocked.
Are you not doing surface runs? That's an essential part of the process.
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Are you not doing surface runs? That's an essential part of the process.
If you haven't already found them, I recommend looking up the musical group Clamavi De Profundis. They do several LOTR-inspired songs, and their version of Durin's Song has been a way to calm my son for six years.
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If you haven't already found them, I recommend looking up the musical group Clamavi De Profundis. They do several LOTR-inspired songs, and their version of Durin's Song has been a way to calm my son for six years.
Compliance testers pull out the cyanide pills two minutes after booting this up.
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Compliance testers pull out the cyanide pills two minutes after booting this up.
Currently 50 pounds down since I started actively losing weight this year. Still a bit to go before reaching pre-COVID level, but very close. Only question is if I'll be able to fit into my nice suit for our Christmas party this year.
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Currently 50 pounds down since I started actively losing weight this year. Still a bit to go before reaching pre-COVID level, but very close. Only question is if I'll be able to fit into my nice suit for our Christmas party this year.
I don't think you're far enough in to really change that, even with the patch. Even with the base game, going to the Surface was essential as part of the main story progression. It isn't like there's Surface is a "sequel" to the Underworld.
October 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I don't think you're far enough in to really change that, even with the patch. Even with the base game, going to the Surface was essential as part of the main story progression. It isn't like there's Surface is a "sequel" to the Underworld.
I declare it the most interesting tree I've seen today!
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I declare it the most interesting tree I've seen today!
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
Mount Rainier is covered in snow again, and that makes me very happy.
October 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Mount Rainier is covered in snow again, and that makes me very happy.
May not be a fit from my side, but I'd be curious to learn more. What's the best way to message you? (You don't seem to have DM's turned on here.)
October 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
May not be a fit from my side, but I'd be curious to learn more. What's the best way to message you? (You don't seem to have DM's turned on here.)
100% not speaking on behalf of the company, but one of Satoshi's core philosophies when creating Pokémon was the excitement of a truly new discovery, which was similar to his childhood of collecting insects and finding a novel one. That is still in the DNA, so they try to keep some things hidden.
October 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
100% not speaking on behalf of the company, but one of Satoshi's core philosophies when creating Pokémon was the excitement of a truly new discovery, which was similar to his childhood of collecting insects and finding a novel one. That is still in the DNA, so they try to keep some things hidden.