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Schneid!
@schneidremarks.bsky.social
Makes fun of Boomer TV on a podcast called @BreakingMayberry.bsky.social.

Talks about birds and newspaper comics. Just realizing how old I sound as I type this.
Absolutely a guy who decided going in that he wanted to hate this movie, picked the angle he was taking 20 minutes in, and decided to bend the entire movie in his mind to suit that angle.
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
They very obviously exiled all the dorks to New Zealand.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It should be known that my therapists official medical opinion is that "it should be illegal to be that hot."
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Wally was probably just thrilled to hang out with someone who didn't yell "INCONCIEVABLE" at him all day.
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You want to say it's the former but by the end of the movie you have no reason to give him the benefit of the doubt so you gotta figure it's the latter.
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Reposted by Schneid!
Maybe it’s like inside out Philadelphia
October 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me, yelling in front of the whole school: "IT'S ABOUT A PLANE CRASH FROM 1959 BUT THE SONG DIDN'T COME OUT UNTIL 1971 WHERE IS EVERYONE GOING NO DON'T LET THE MARCHING BAND ON I DEMAND JUSTICE"
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Oh shit there's a hipster clown bar like three blocks from my house, I gotta get prepared.
October 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I recently declared very confidently on a podcast that Cheryl Hines had a recurring role on GLEE, and it was weeks before someone told me it was a different actress that just looks and sounds a lot like her.
October 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM