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Makes fun of Boomer TV on a podcast called @BreakingMayberry.bsky.social.

Talks about birds and newspaper comics. Just realizing how old I sound as I type this.
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
September 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
They've been doing this for a few years apparently, we got this on March of 2023. But you can opt out in case you feel like... writing a letter to a protein powder company.

Which my wife did.
August 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Post someone with great eye.
July 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My wife bought this for the house and I told her "undated planner is what they called you in high school" and it was awesome, also does anyone have a couch I can crash on for a few days
July 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We did a podcast about the Grilled Cheezus episode of GLEE and how everyone on that show is, at best, a terrible friend and at worst, an unrepentant psychopath.

It's good and you should listen to it.

pod.link/BreakingMayb...
July 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
July 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Friend may I introduce you to WNBA All-Star Kelsey Plum?
July 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If nothing else you should take a look just for the fun cover art.
July 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Serious letdown. You invoke the name of Flavortown, you promise me a redonkulous level of flavor. This shit tastes like a small sniff of the kitchen where Grandma made berry Jell-O - yesterday. Fuck outta here with this shit
July 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
July 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I love birdwatching, where I tie my binoculars to my ear and look through the right eyepiece with my left eye. So I can look at the ground right feet below the giant sparrow right next to my head.
July 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
July 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
As of this morning, Philly DSA is actually recommending we take out a bunch of holds, but I'd read this thread already and wanted to come back for opinions
July 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Milwaukee seems to be doing fine.
June 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Rapid corporate development has done a lot of crimes in Philadelphia, but top of the list for me is covering the Noam Chomsky mural to put in overpriced condos and the shittiest cafe I've ever tasted.
April 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
In a better world, this would be the furthest-right dude we would ever deal with.

I think "we need the growth" is stupid, but it's a point you can debate with a guy who mostly-gets-it.

You don't need to send pig-pooping-on-his-own-balls to guys like this. Save that symbol for when it matters.
April 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
UPDATE: it's over for you hoes.
March 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
March 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy "Waffles Has A Good Time" day to all who celebrate.
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I will when you start arguing against things that are happening, not things that you imagine could happen.
March 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This dude is definitely one of the 12% of men who think they could score a point against Serena Williams.
March 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No response to any of these people! Or the many people making similar points!

But one "I'm trans and I kinda agree" is gonna get immediate praise.
March 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
TRAGEDY: I had surgery last week and I'm not allowed to pick up anything heavier than 10 pounds.

Wallace is 13 pounds.
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM