i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

"Prepper" social media is wild. "Top 5 things YOU need in your Every Day Carry bag" bro just call it a purse

Fantasy sports is just gamified HR

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Tomato grapes should exist. If science can make tiny tomatoes it should be able to make huge grapes.