Simon
@schmitthall.bsky.social
Enjoying the twitter methadone clinic
Rocky I-IV should be considered a significant film series for the LGBT community. He and Apollo are the greatest love story in sports movie history.
August 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Rocky I-IV should be considered a significant film series for the LGBT community. He and Apollo are the greatest love story in sports movie history.
Give Sylvester Stallone a Shakespeare tragedy I know he can get a crazy third act going
August 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Give Sylvester Stallone a Shakespeare tragedy I know he can get a crazy third act going
I think the best life you can legally afford should be the life of the guys on mad men, I think that is just enough wealth and carelessness to satisfy the average joe. I think everybody should have it, but no one is allowed to have more money than that
July 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I think the best life you can legally afford should be the life of the guys on mad men, I think that is just enough wealth and carelessness to satisfy the average joe. I think everybody should have it, but no one is allowed to have more money than that
I don't have a dad so I gotta google shit like "how many miles should I buy a leased car at"
June 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I don't have a dad so I gotta google shit like "how many miles should I buy a leased car at"
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TJ McConnell, you mick bastard, tonight is the night you either walk off a champion or die on the court.
June 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
TJ McConnell, you mick bastard, tonight is the night you either walk off a champion or die on the court.
I love to watch movies and go “ugh the camerawork”
June 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I love to watch movies and go “ugh the camerawork”
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we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet
June 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet
your holiness, the delegation from binny's beverage depot has arrived
June 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
your holiness, the delegation from binny's beverage depot has arrived
The marines and national guard being sent to to protect federal agents as they disappear people off the streets, Gavin Newsom you gotta push the secede button and start the civil war
BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.
June 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The marines and national guard being sent to to protect federal agents as they disappear people off the streets, Gavin Newsom you gotta push the secede button and start the civil war
Seven beers over the course of six hours, 73° at 10 PM, great time to listen to oasis and walk 3 miles home
May 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Seven beers over the course of six hours, 73° at 10 PM, great time to listen to oasis and walk 3 miles home
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your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast
April 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast
HOW Y'ALL LIKING THAT UNITARY EXECUTIVE THEORY
April 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
HOW Y'ALL LIKING THAT UNITARY EXECUTIVE THEORY
In university city waiting for a train and these penn Drexel kids are not jaywalking for shit, fake Philly schools I fear
April 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In university city waiting for a train and these penn Drexel kids are not jaywalking for shit, fake Philly schools I fear
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"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays."
"It's wednesday, homer."
"It's wednesday, homer."
September 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays."
"It's wednesday, homer."
"It's wednesday, homer."
"this quote unquote Maryland Father" that is a factual description you fucking nazi ghoul
Leavitt describes Abrego Garcia as "hiding in Maryland" and says, "based on the sensationalism of many of the people in this room, you would think we deported a candidate for father of the year"
April 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"this quote unquote Maryland Father" that is a factual description you fucking nazi ghoul
Luigi Mangione would be the first Cum Town fan to be executed by the federal government
April 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Luigi Mangione would be the first Cum Town fan to be executed by the federal government
Jason Isaacs is so awesome I need to rewatch the patriot and see him kill heath ledger or whatever
April 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Jason Isaacs is so awesome I need to rewatch the patriot and see him kill heath ledger or whatever
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So you’re saying I don’t have to file my taxes this year
Commissioner.
Chief Financial Officer.
Chief Legal Officer.
Chief Risk Officer.
Chief Privacy Officer.
Chief of Staff.
All out.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...
Chief Financial Officer.
Chief Legal Officer.
Chief Risk Officer.
Chief Privacy Officer.
Chief of Staff.
All out.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...
April 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
So you’re saying I don’t have to file my taxes this year
reanimator coffee beans... mr trump you gotta try making yourself a nice cup of coffee with reanimator beans sourced from Rwanda, you will reconsider this whole thing
April 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
reanimator coffee beans... mr trump you gotta try making yourself a nice cup of coffee with reanimator beans sourced from Rwanda, you will reconsider this whole thing
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Can we get word of this to William Rehnquist in hell?
April 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Can we get word of this to William Rehnquist in hell?
Lemme tell you, I fuck with the range of products from Method heavy
April 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Lemme tell you, I fuck with the range of products from Method heavy
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i think about this post all the time
April 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i think about this post all the time
hello Mr. Mike White. I would like $52,000 to hang out with Lisa for six months. Please consider me for role of incestuous boy #3
April 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
hello Mr. Mike White. I would like $52,000 to hang out with Lisa for six months. Please consider me for role of incestuous boy #3