Future Charlie Kirk Grave Pisser
@schmiggs.bsky.social
Loser, thing maker, take haver, not good at digesting dairy
Antizionist, anti-American American Jew
They/she
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Antizionist, anti-American American Jew
They/she
PDX
DM for my signal
I have to watch stranger things bc one of my favorite kids was so excited to talk about it and then we started talking about our favorite monsters in general but I know he wanted to just talk stranger things and if I show up next week without having watched season five this kids gonna roast me
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I have to watch stranger things bc one of my favorite kids was so excited to talk about it and then we started talking about our favorite monsters in general but I know he wanted to just talk stranger things and if I show up next week without having watched season five this kids gonna roast me
Being an adult is hard because I have to keep ignoring the urge to stop everything I’m doing and get a pinup tattoo of divine in pink flamingos
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Being an adult is hard because I have to keep ignoring the urge to stop everything I’m doing and get a pinup tattoo of divine in pink flamingos
Reposted by Future Charlie Kirk Grave Pisser
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
I just feel so bad for the kids I work with. They’re so great and they already have so much shit to deal with being that age at any time, but then you have to be like here’s what we do if ice comes? Idk why that feels like a million times worse than my school shooter drills in school but it does
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I just feel so bad for the kids I work with. They’re so great and they already have so much shit to deal with being that age at any time, but then you have to be like here’s what we do if ice comes? Idk why that feels like a million times worse than my school shooter drills in school but it does
Like the global understanding of we’re fucked, we’ve destroyed the climate, there’s a baseline level of existential dread to cope with were all things my peers and I dealt with but I look at kids today and it’s like Jesus Christ this is an awful time to grow up. Being 13 is hard enough already
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Like the global understanding of we’re fucked, we’ve destroyed the climate, there’s a baseline level of existential dread to cope with were all things my peers and I dealt with but I look at kids today and it’s like Jesus Christ this is an awful time to grow up. Being 13 is hard enough already
What’s so interesting about being born in the mid 90s is older adults look at you being a little kid during 9/11 and middle schooler in the recession and are like that kind of uncertainty must have been rough and I’m looking at the kids in school now and I’m like Jesus I had it easy
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What’s so interesting about being born in the mid 90s is older adults look at you being a little kid during 9/11 and middle schooler in the recession and are like that kind of uncertainty must have been rough and I’m looking at the kids in school now and I’m like Jesus I had it easy
It would suck if I got covid and I just assumed my throat was sore from smoking fatties constantly for a week straight so I hope I don’t jinx myself but: holy shit is my throat sore from smoking fatties all week
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
It would suck if I got covid and I just assumed my throat was sore from smoking fatties constantly for a week straight so I hope I don’t jinx myself but: holy shit is my throat sore from smoking fatties all week
Saw that it’s Britney’s birthday today and my first thought is that our country has so much to answer for. Like ignore our nations history, say we aren’t borne of blood and theft, still unforgivable just based on what we’ve done to that woman since she was a child
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Saw that it’s Britney’s birthday today and my first thought is that our country has so much to answer for. Like ignore our nations history, say we aren’t borne of blood and theft, still unforgivable just based on what we’ve done to that woman since she was a child
We were talking about fights we got in as kids and I realized how much better fights were than being psychologically destroyed by the girl in my junior year English class. Like I wish she had just beat me up I wouldn’t have been such a suicidal 16 year old.
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
We were talking about fights we got in as kids and I realized how much better fights were than being psychologically destroyed by the girl in my junior year English class. Like I wish she had just beat me up I wouldn’t have been such a suicidal 16 year old.
Yesterday i was overwhelmed with urge to go to the woods and do mushrooms and now all I can think about is doing mushrooms with jimmy beast and it really ruined the intrigue of a late fall trip
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Yesterday i was overwhelmed with urge to go to the woods and do mushrooms and now all I can think about is doing mushrooms with jimmy beast and it really ruined the intrigue of a late fall trip
I did not watch war crimes, but war crimes were certainly present as I think is the case with most of the award winning docs no one will pick up
You know you’re about to watch a fucked documentary when it’s described to you as foreign, won some awards, and it’s not on any streaming service but I have a link
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I did not watch war crimes, but war crimes were certainly present as I think is the case with most of the award winning docs no one will pick up
You know you’re about to watch a fucked documentary when it’s described to you as foreign, won some awards, and it’s not on any streaming service but I have a link
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You know you’re about to watch a fucked documentary when it’s described to you as foreign, won some awards, and it’s not on any streaming service but I have a link
Stars are pretty. I don’t know if you knew this but just a reminder. They’re so pretty
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Stars are pretty. I don’t know if you knew this but just a reminder. They’re so pretty
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Joe Biden was old but he wasn’t a fucking xenophobic racist dictator wannabe.
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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RIP to everyone at thanksgiving who has to pretend to care about someone shooting the national guard lest they start some shit and their mom gets mad at them
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
RIP to everyone at thanksgiving who has to pretend to care about someone shooting the national guard lest they start some shit and their mom gets mad at them
I have slept a total of four very interrupted hours. I have never felt less like I could sleep than rn. I am like 95% certain I’m more awake now than I will be the entirety of my long weekend off. So it goes.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I have slept a total of four very interrupted hours. I have never felt less like I could sleep than rn. I am like 95% certain I’m more awake now than I will be the entirety of my long weekend off. So it goes.
I don’t go home for thanksgiving and it’s not like a huge deal that I’m not doing anything but I don’t like that not having thanksgiving plans is going to inevitably mean I watch strangers things tomorrow bc I love torturing myself with things that should have ended years ago
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I don’t go home for thanksgiving and it’s not like a huge deal that I’m not doing anything but I don’t like that not having thanksgiving plans is going to inevitably mean I watch strangers things tomorrow bc I love torturing myself with things that should have ended years ago
Having that big crushing depression moment. I need to see my enemies fail. That will fix this
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Having that big crushing depression moment. I need to see my enemies fail. That will fix this
I didn’t watch secret lives of Mormon wives but I did just watch a YouTube that’s over an hour long of an ex Mormon explaining why Mormons are like that (besides the contrived reality tv drama) and now I’m like maybe I should watch the trash reality tv
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I didn’t watch secret lives of Mormon wives but I did just watch a YouTube that’s over an hour long of an ex Mormon explaining why Mormons are like that (besides the contrived reality tv drama) and now I’m like maybe I should watch the trash reality tv
I briefly forgot I was in the middle of the Los Angeles fires this year. Weed nowadays is so good
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I briefly forgot I was in the middle of the Los Angeles fires this year. Weed nowadays is so good
Starting Pluribus and I really hope it’s not overhyped because I could use a good gilligan and I love the idea of enjoying him without an obvious main character villain a bunch of losers idealize
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Starting Pluribus and I really hope it’s not overhyped because I could use a good gilligan and I love the idea of enjoying him without an obvious main character villain a bunch of losers idealize
I stepped outside for a cig and immediately saw a shooting star. Never let anyone tell you to quit
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I stepped outside for a cig and immediately saw a shooting star. Never let anyone tell you to quit
“2025 is literally just 2003” I say with confidence despite being in 2nd grade when we invaded Iraq
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“2025 is literally just 2003” I say with confidence despite being in 2nd grade when we invaded Iraq
I hate when people give you good advice like god dammit I was sad and then I did some physical activity and played some music and I feel better. Just upset to not be upset I guess?
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I hate when people give you good advice like god dammit I was sad and then I did some physical activity and played some music and I feel better. Just upset to not be upset I guess?
My neighbors moved their tv a few days ago and I can see it whenever I let the dogs out to pee and I can’t help but stand for a little bit and figure out what their watching which is definitely weird but like there’s suddenly bright lights where there used to be nothing how do I stop
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My neighbors moved their tv a few days ago and I can see it whenever I let the dogs out to pee and I can’t help but stand for a little bit and figure out what their watching which is definitely weird but like there’s suddenly bright lights where there used to be nothing how do I stop