pro tip: dont buy the vision pro if youre hoping itll be good for jacking off. there is better tech out there for this

imagine how satisfying it would be to throw an eggo waffle like a frisbee at eric trump and hit him right in the dome "BULLSEYE"

what i would give to rail lines off the resolute desk i s2g

very racist that you tube has seen fit to ban me for "posting lewd comments" on various video reviews of the dodge dart. saying "i wish i fuck this car in its ass hole" is very normal and complimentary whetre i come from

was just told by wells fargo that my application for a mortgage loan was denied because i "have no rizz"

flaming heterosexual

call me mr. tide pods

at the airport in mumbai india — saw a guy in a milan soccer jersey reading a french newspaper and asked him for the time in english… he responded in arabic but then his phone with a peruvian flag on the case rang with a ringtone of a russian song and he answered it in chinese

ordered a didgeridoo on alibaba so i can serenade my neighbors

benadryl is the most extreme drug

gopher octopus hybrid

anal sex is logical

i would never pay a medical bill. what are they gonna do about it? unlobotomize my brain?

Oh shit oh fuck

if they made the bratz dolls human size people woujld just try to fuck them. disgusting. thats why they dont

gabagool