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Just read the term "symmetrical treatment of asymmetrical facts," and friends, we have a neologism for cowardly journalists and pundits everywhere: "STAF infection."
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Just read the term "symmetrical treatment of asymmetrical facts," and friends, we have a neologism for cowardly journalists and pundits everywhere: "STAF infection."
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September 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
No one is, in fact, required to treat the dead as if they were unquestionably a positive force in the world. Murder is wrong, but being murdered doesn't make a person retroactively moral.
September 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
No one is, in fact, required to treat the dead as if they were unquestionably a positive force in the world. Murder is wrong, but being murdered doesn't make a person retroactively moral.
Referring to him like he was some great statesman or public intellectual is just laundering his evil and doing the regime's propaganda work for them. 2/2
September 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Referring to him like he was some great statesman or public intellectual is just laundering his evil and doing the regime's propaganda work for them. 2/2
Charlie Kirk was not a gifted orator, a spirited debated, a great thinker, or any other obsequious euphemism the pol class feel obligated to use.
He was an internet shouty man, a professional shitposter, a bigot whose whole schtick was gish-galloping literal children. 1/2
He was an internet shouty man, a professional shitposter, a bigot whose whole schtick was gish-galloping literal children. 1/2
September 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Charlie Kirk was not a gifted orator, a spirited debated, a great thinker, or any other obsequious euphemism the pol class feel obligated to use.
He was an internet shouty man, a professional shitposter, a bigot whose whole schtick was gish-galloping literal children. 1/2
He was an internet shouty man, a professional shitposter, a bigot whose whole schtick was gish-galloping literal children. 1/2
The "H" in "DHS" stands for "Herrenvolk."
July 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The "H" in "DHS" stands for "Herrenvolk."
It is now the patriotic duty of all Americans of goodwill to pirate any and all movies and shows distributed by Paramount. Don't ever give these fascist collaborators another dime of your money, unless you want it going straight into Drumpf's hands.
July 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It is now the patriotic duty of all Americans of goodwill to pirate any and all movies and shows distributed by Paramount. Don't ever give these fascist collaborators another dime of your money, unless you want it going straight into Drumpf's hands.
"If you stop us from committing millions of crimes, we won't be able to profit from the millions of crimes we plan on committing!"
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
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May 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"If you stop us from committing millions of crimes, we won't be able to profit from the millions of crimes we plan on committing!"
Gonna be a bit "Old Man Yells at Cloud" here, but if you can't compose a 1-paragraph professional email without using the plagiarism machine that wastes a small nation's worth of electricity and freshwater, you need to go back to 5th grade and learn how to fucking write. Then reapply for your job.
May 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Gonna be a bit "Old Man Yells at Cloud" here, but if you can't compose a 1-paragraph professional email without using the plagiarism machine that wastes a small nation's worth of electricity and freshwater, you need to go back to 5th grade and learn how to fucking write. Then reapply for your job.
What, me? Yeah, I just bought a pressure washer and it's made me contemplate my mortality.
I AM BECOME DAD,
THE CLEANSER OF MASONRY
I AM BECOME DAD,
THE CLEANSER OF MASONRY
May 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What, me? Yeah, I just bought a pressure washer and it's made me contemplate my mortality.
I AM BECOME DAD,
THE CLEANSER OF MASONRY
I AM BECOME DAD,
THE CLEANSER OF MASONRY
As we approach Holy Week, I would enjoin you all to observe this solemn time the way Jesus taught us: attacking finance bros with a flail.
April 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
As we approach Holy Week, I would enjoin you all to observe this solemn time the way Jesus taught us: attacking finance bros with a flail.
The folks setting Teslas on fire are going about things the wrong way.
You're supposed to lock a DOGE agent inside first, THEN set it on fire.
You're supposed to lock a DOGE agent inside first, THEN set it on fire.
March 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The folks setting Teslas on fire are going about things the wrong way.
You're supposed to lock a DOGE agent inside first, THEN set it on fire.
You're supposed to lock a DOGE agent inside first, THEN set it on fire.
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GOP Congressman Pleads To Be Reassigned To New District After Feelings Really Hurt At Town Hall
GOP Congressman Pleads To Be Reassigned To New District After Feelings Really Hurt At Town Hall
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March 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
GOP Congressman Pleads To Be Reassigned To New District After Feelings Really Hurt At Town Hall
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Gul Dukat to receive party line approval by the Senate as Secretary of Bajoran Worker Safety.
February 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Gul Dukat to receive party line approval by the Senate as Secretary of Bajoran Worker Safety.
So, I'm confused; are Elon's little teenaged concubines armed? Are they preventing entry to government facilities by threat of force? No?
Then squash their pathetic, fascist faces.
Then squash their pathetic, fascist faces.
February 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So, I'm confused; are Elon's little teenaged concubines armed? Are they preventing entry to government facilities by threat of force? No?
Then squash their pathetic, fascist faces.
Then squash their pathetic, fascist faces.
My wife and I, who briefly lived in Japan, while watching Shogun:
September 25, 2024 at 3:06 AM
My wife and I, who briefly lived in Japan, while watching Shogun:
Rarely have the gears in my brain ground to a halt as quickly as when hearing an Irish movie reviewer describe a Western as beginning in "the local tavern."
September 16, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Rarely have the gears in my brain ground to a halt as quickly as when hearing an Irish movie reviewer describe a Western as beginning in "the local tavern."
New rule: every time a billionaire dies at sea, their entire estate goes to the poorest school system in the country. Neptune has spoken.
August 20, 2024 at 7:24 PM
New rule: every time a billionaire dies at sea, their entire estate goes to the poorest school system in the country. Neptune has spoken.
What would happen if I shipped a throw pillow with lipstick and mascara on it to JD Vance's office? Asking for several million friends.
July 25, 2024 at 1:25 PM
What would happen if I shipped a throw pillow with lipstick and mascara on it to JD Vance's office? Asking for several million friends.
Is there a child discount for admission to the Creation Museum? If so, everyone should roll up there and demand the cheaper ticket price by claiming they were created to appear older than they are.
May 3, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Is there a child discount for admission to the Creation Museum? If so, everyone should roll up there and demand the cheaper ticket price by claiming they were created to appear older than they are.
Instead of a New Year's resolution, I've decided on a New Year's aspect ratio. For the rest of this year, I will be 16:10.
December 31, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Instead of a New Year's resolution, I've decided on a New Year's aspect ratio. For the rest of this year, I will be 16:10.