Jordan
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PHL | I like the Yankees too much. 🏳️🌈
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It's time for Yankees baseball.
July 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's time for Yankees baseball.
Might gain 100 lbs on this tonsillectomy diet
July 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Might gain 100 lbs on this tonsillectomy diet
this is INSANE
Matt Chapman is the 3rd baseman for the Giants so the whole 3rd base dispute will still be a thing.
Trading their franchise player to prove a point? Hilarious.
Matt Chapman is the 3rd baseman for the Giants so the whole 3rd base dispute will still be a thing.
Trading their franchise player to prove a point? Hilarious.
June 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
this is INSANE
Matt Chapman is the 3rd baseman for the Giants so the whole 3rd base dispute will still be a thing.
Trading their franchise player to prove a point? Hilarious.
Matt Chapman is the 3rd baseman for the Giants so the whole 3rd base dispute will still be a thing.
Trading their franchise player to prove a point? Hilarious.
The itemized list
1) Amtrak replacement ticket because I realized when getting to the station I got tickets to the wrong train: $91
2) locksmith to let me into my apartment because I left my keys in Long Island: $178
1) Amtrak replacement ticket because I realized when getting to the station I got tickets to the wrong train: $91
2) locksmith to let me into my apartment because I left my keys in Long Island: $178
My ADHD this weekend cost me $269.
June 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The itemized list
1) Amtrak replacement ticket because I realized when getting to the station I got tickets to the wrong train: $91
2) locksmith to let me into my apartment because I left my keys in Long Island: $178
1) Amtrak replacement ticket because I realized when getting to the station I got tickets to the wrong train: $91
2) locksmith to let me into my apartment because I left my keys in Long Island: $178
My ADHD this weekend cost me $269.
June 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My ADHD this weekend cost me $269.
Fuck right off with this
Don’t knock it till you try it.
PB&P > PB&J. nyti.ms/3YYPldq
May 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Fuck right off with this
It's wild that showing emotion as a man was seen as “gay” growing up, and once people come out instead of being like “oh now that I’m gay I have nothing to lose by showing emotions” it’s “oh now that I’m gay I can dye my hair green and be a cunt to everyone”
May 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It's wild that showing emotion as a man was seen as “gay” growing up, and once people come out instead of being like “oh now that I’m gay I have nothing to lose by showing emotions” it’s “oh now that I’m gay I can dye my hair green and be a cunt to everyone”
Had a whole ass rom com weekend with the cutest boy and the whoosh back to reality is HITTING
May 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Had a whole ass rom com weekend with the cutest boy and the whoosh back to reality is HITTING
Are the gays about to be into Turnstile? I sure hope so 🙏🙏
May 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Are the gays about to be into Turnstile? I sure hope so 🙏🙏
The year of our lord 2025 and hotel keys still get deactivated by being placed next to cell phones
May 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The year of our lord 2025 and hotel keys still get deactivated by being placed next to cell phones
Picked an awful time to fall in love with someone
May 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Picked an awful time to fall in love with someone
I paid what like 40 grand for this diploma? and it's an extra $18 to download it as a PDF?
April 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I paid what like 40 grand for this diploma? and it's an extra $18 to download it as a PDF?
Every video of a Coachella set has the LAMEST crowd regardless of the artist omg
April 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Every video of a Coachella set has the LAMEST crowd regardless of the artist omg
Is Wilton manors just like a gay parking lot? Where am I?
April 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Is Wilton manors just like a gay parking lot? Where am I?
The first person I saw in Florida was an old lady at the airport pickup yelling at her Uber driver “what language do you even speak”
April 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The first person I saw in Florida was an old lady at the airport pickup yelling at her Uber driver “what language do you even speak”
Embarrassing!!!
April 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Embarrassing!!!
The block that I live on now has three arcades and zero supermarkets
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The block that I live on now has three arcades and zero supermarkets
dude looked absolutely disgusting. Must be signed when he becomes a free agent idc how stacked our pitching is.
Zac Gallen with the first 13-strikeout game against the Yankees since Cristian Javier in the 6/25/2022 combined no-hitter for the Astros. First vs NYY with 13+ K and 0 walks since Carlos Rodón! (5/21/2021 w White Sox)
Yankees were 1-for-12 with 11 K vs Gallen's knuckle-curve (18 swings 12 whiffs)
Yankees were 1-for-12 with 11 K vs Gallen's knuckle-curve (18 swings 12 whiffs)
Zac Gallen ties his career high with 1️⃣3️⃣ strikeouts!
April 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
dude looked absolutely disgusting. Must be signed when he becomes a free agent idc how stacked our pitching is.
Wow 5 games into the season and the yankees suck already
April 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Wow 5 games into the season and the yankees suck already
Baseball twitter still reigns supreme unfortunately :(
April 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Baseball twitter still reigns supreme unfortunately :(
Watched MacGruber last night and looked up who played the villain and that’s how I found out Val Kilmer died 30 minutes after it was announced. 😵💫
April 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Watched MacGruber last night and looked up who played the villain and that’s how I found out Val Kilmer died 30 minutes after it was announced. 😵💫
Just woke up from a dream where everyone’s Grindr profile had a star rating.
March 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just woke up from a dream where everyone’s Grindr profile had a star rating.
when someone doesn't answer me on Grindr, I hit them with the "omg you're the (x name) everyone's talking about" and it has a 100% response rate bc the gays are all self absorbed. you're welcome for the tip.
March 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
when someone doesn't answer me on Grindr, I hit them with the "omg you're the (x name) everyone's talking about" and it has a 100% response rate bc the gays are all self absorbed. you're welcome for the tip.
13TH AND CHESTNUT FRUIT LADY IS BACK 🚨🚨🚨
March 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
13TH AND CHESTNUT FRUIT LADY IS BACK 🚨🚨🚨