Scaraboo
@scaraboo.bsky.social
Left that other hellscape.
From 🇮🇪
Free 🇵🇸
From 🇮🇪
Free 🇵🇸
One example of my wildly irresponsible spending 🤖
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
One example of my wildly irresponsible spending 🤖
Let’s gooooooooooooooo
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Let’s gooooooooooooooo
I didn’t think I got enough attention yesterday
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I didn’t think I got enough attention yesterday
My second nail tech in two years has gone on maternity leave so I’ve qualified as a nail technician to buy the professional grade stuff to do my own nails.
I’m not joking. Cost £20 and did it yesterday.
I’m not joking. Cost £20 and did it yesterday.
May 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
My second nail tech in two years has gone on maternity leave so I’ve qualified as a nail technician to buy the professional grade stuff to do my own nails.
I’m not joking. Cost £20 and did it yesterday.
I’m not joking. Cost £20 and did it yesterday.
I fucking love Eurovision but I’m not watching this hypocritical horseshit while Palestinians are being massacred by one of the entrants 💁♀️
![Letters to the Editor [of the Irish Times]
Boycott the Eurovision
A chara,
In 2022, when Russia invaded Ukraine, the European Broadcast Union (EBU) immediately suspended Russia from the Eurovision Song Contest.
Today the EBU says it won't suspend Israel because it is a non-political organisation.
Israel is committing war crimes in Gaza. They are occupying territory illegally, bombing indiscriminately and starving the population. They are trying to drive the Palestinian people out, to make Gaza part of Israel. They admit that themselves.
If the EBU lets Israel perform, we have to boycott Eurovision. Don't watch the show, don't stream the songs, don't vote.
We cannot pretend that Israel is a normal, civilised country while it continues to commit acts of barbarism.
Is mise le meas,
RAY CUNNINGHAM,
Green Party councillor for Ballyfermot-Drimnagh, Walkinstown, Dublin 12.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vtrsg6vykbqoqe3e544f3ggo/bafkreicuyrlo2kzshwc2zozaxzeqnflk4625ihkgv2fwntde23vggzlmry@jpeg)
May 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I fucking love Eurovision but I’m not watching this hypocritical horseshit while Palestinians are being massacred by one of the entrants 💁♀️
I read this one before the task started and assumed Stevie followed through on a threat to piss from a previous episode #Taskmaster
May 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I read this one before the task started and assumed Stevie followed through on a threat to piss from a previous episode #Taskmaster
My boyfriend making me feel better about my dimly lit nightwees #Taskmaster @bensmylie.bsky.social
May 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My boyfriend making me feel better about my dimly lit nightwees #Taskmaster @bensmylie.bsky.social
My car. I don’t have a cat.
April 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My car. I don’t have a cat.
I sometimes scroll through stations if I need a change so immediately knew which station he’d be so pleased to find.
What is UCB? It’s United Christian Broadcasters.
I told @bensmylie.bsky.social this story last night & he said of course I’d know what Dad selected because we’re the same person 💃
What is UCB? It’s United Christian Broadcasters.
I told @bensmylie.bsky.social this story last night & he said of course I’d know what Dad selected because we’re the same person 💃
April 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I sometimes scroll through stations if I need a change so immediately knew which station he’d be so pleased to find.
What is UCB? It’s United Christian Broadcasters.
I told @bensmylie.bsky.social this story last night & he said of course I’d know what Dad selected because we’re the same person 💃
What is UCB? It’s United Christian Broadcasters.
I told @bensmylie.bsky.social this story last night & he said of course I’d know what Dad selected because we’re the same person 💃
My parents have a coffee machine and I’m kvelling at the mugs with their initials on 🥺
March 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My parents have a coffee machine and I’m kvelling at the mugs with their initials on 🥺
At four minutes past midnight today (Sunday) I came to the realisation that I had started, but not finished, the Wordle the day before (Saturday).
Tá mo chroí bocht briste.
Tá mo chroí bocht briste.
March 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
At four minutes past midnight today (Sunday) I came to the realisation that I had started, but not finished, the Wordle the day before (Saturday).
Tá mo chroí bocht briste.
Tá mo chroí bocht briste.
No harm, but that girl looks awful like the daughter of a deranged wotsit
March 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
No harm, but that girl looks awful like the daughter of a deranged wotsit
Nurse told me I looked “so young” which I’ll be dropping into conversation for the rest of time. While waiting to see the doctor I sneezed and managed to get a blob of saliva onto jumper 👍 (routine appointment for wonky blood, nothing to be concerned about)
February 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Nurse told me I looked “so young” which I’ll be dropping into conversation for the rest of time. While waiting to see the doctor I sneezed and managed to get a blob of saliva onto jumper 👍 (routine appointment for wonky blood, nothing to be concerned about)
Obsessed with this gorgey baby girl who came to flop by my car earlier
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Obsessed with this gorgey baby girl who came to flop by my car earlier
@bensmylie.bsky.social is currently having his wonky foot checked out in the hospital while I sit beneath his cat waiting to go collect him from said hospital.
January 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
@bensmylie.bsky.social is currently having his wonky foot checked out in the hospital while I sit beneath his cat waiting to go collect him from said hospital.
I got Luna a self-heating mat for her Christmas present. Downside is she’s snoozing on it instead of on me!
December 23, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I got Luna a self-heating mat for her Christmas present. Downside is she’s snoozing on it instead of on me!
This, on Masterchef The Professionals, made me HONK with laughter.
[He’s just talking about having eaten all the dessert, not ALLEGEDLY routinely being a pest]
[He’s just talking about having eaten all the dessert, not ALLEGEDLY routinely being a pest]
December 2, 2024 at 10:53 PM
This, on Masterchef The Professionals, made me HONK with laughter.
[He’s just talking about having eaten all the dessert, not ALLEGEDLY routinely being a pest]
[He’s just talking about having eaten all the dessert, not ALLEGEDLY routinely being a pest]
I didn’t anticipate that my Monday night would involve me doing more than washing my warm jumpers for the cold week ahead, yet here I am submitting a complaint to a sex educator’s website after idly clicking a link to it via a Reddit post 🫠
November 18, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I didn’t anticipate that my Monday night would involve me doing more than washing my warm jumpers for the cold week ahead, yet here I am submitting a complaint to a sex educator’s website after idly clicking a link to it via a Reddit post 🫠
Last week someone knocked on my door and ran away.
Today I found that that same person defaced my car. I’m the victim of a neighbourhood bully.
She’s four.
Today I found that that same person defaced my car. I’m the victim of a neighbourhood bully.
She’s four.
November 5, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Last week someone knocked on my door and ran away.
Today I found that that same person defaced my car. I’m the victim of a neighbourhood bully.
She’s four.
Today I found that that same person defaced my car. I’m the victim of a neighbourhood bully.
She’s four.
I live in the sticks, so am not on a gas line. The house is heated by oil, which is in a tank out in the back garden that I have to get filled. I’ve neglected to check the level of the oil and ran out yesterday 😬 I’ve had to work in my living room where I can light a fire. I’m in my tradwife era
February 29, 2024 at 10:51 AM
I live in the sticks, so am not on a gas line. The house is heated by oil, which is in a tank out in the back garden that I have to get filled. I’ve neglected to check the level of the oil and ran out yesterday 😬 I’ve had to work in my living room where I can light a fire. I’m in my tradwife era