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meanwhile, me, a feminist: dr. pepper is a soda
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
why are they consistently giving him old man glasses
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
quote so powerful they deleted the original post
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
more like sopor bass (as in the root word of soporiffic meaning lethargy)
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
did she blot all the water from the beans with paper towel after boiling???
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
obviously i am, a bitch is coy, but it's a jump scare everytime
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM