safety james
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SpongeBob
big guy
pants
ok
big guy
pants
ok
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
SpongeBob
big guy
pants
ok
big guy
pants
ok
Doug Bowser should change his name to Doug Bonanza so his name is something related to the company he works for
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Doug Bowser should change his name to Doug Bonanza so his name is something related to the company he works for
they're giving me a game award for all the game i have in regards to having game when flirting
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
they're giving me a game award for all the game i have in regards to having game when flirting
my friend keeps bringing up botulism unprompted and it's really jarring
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
my friend keeps bringing up botulism unprompted and it's really jarring
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meanwhile, me, a feminist: dr. pepper is a soda
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
meanwhile, me, a feminist: dr. pepper is a soda
i know sexism is alive and well because people still assume dr. pepper is a man
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i know sexism is alive and well because people still assume dr. pepper is a man
it's actually so beautiful that the alphabet ends with "next time won't you sing with me". our nation could learn a thing or to if more songs did that
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
it's actually so beautiful that the alphabet ends with "next time won't you sing with me". our nation could learn a thing or to if more songs did that
haters will say i'm single faceted but a bitch is multitudinous
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
haters will say i'm single faceted but a bitch is multitudinous
if there's one lesson I've learned being in the buttertart business for almost two years, it's that you love to see a large adult son coming
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
if there's one lesson I've learned being in the buttertart business for almost two years, it's that you love to see a large adult son coming
that moment when you're thirsty but have a water bottle with you
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
that moment when you're thirsty but have a water bottle with you
"wholesome family dinner" and it's literally the Spongebob meal
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"wholesome family dinner" and it's literally the Spongebob meal
insane in the membrane? more like linsane in the NBA!
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
insane in the membrane? more like linsane in the NBA!
me when i'm in a listening to women competition
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
me when i'm in a listening to women competition
people are saying I'm like if Jumanji was a real guy but I will not be making a public statement on these allegations at this time
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
people are saying I'm like if Jumanji was a real guy but I will not be making a public statement on these allegations at this time
being winedrunk is so fun because it makes you remember that you're never going to die
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
being winedrunk is so fun because it makes you remember that you're never going to die
i got my haircut and now i can't timidly tuck my hair behind my ears. how the fuck am i supposed to act coy in these conditions
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i got my haircut and now i can't timidly tuck my hair behind my ears. how the fuck am i supposed to act coy in these conditions
filing a complaint to hr because the Keurig at the office told me to descale (i'm one of those furries but for lizards people)
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
filing a complaint to hr because the Keurig at the office told me to descale (i'm one of those furries but for lizards people)
i'm low-key the santa Claus of guys
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i'm low-key the santa Claus of guys
looking for a deal
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
looking for a deal
Donald Trump will go down in history... yeah he's giving me dome under the desk while i learn about the sacking of rome
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Donald Trump will go down in history... yeah he's giving me dome under the desk while i learn about the sacking of rome
the balls are like the boobs of the penis
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the balls are like the boobs of the penis
imagine if you will a piece of art that depicts Mr. trump being fucked by the red hulk. it would make us ask the question whether or not trump himself is the red hulk fucking himself. and asking questions is what art is for.
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
imagine if you will a piece of art that depicts Mr. trump being fucked by the red hulk. it would make us ask the question whether or not trump himself is the red hulk fucking himself. and asking questions is what art is for.
hearing that they finally got JFK, good riddance
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
hearing that they finally got JFK, good riddance
do you think Trump made Mamdani listen to the new ice spice spongebob song
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
do you think Trump made Mamdani listen to the new ice spice spongebob song
i'm sorry for all the lewd trump posting. i've developed an academic fixation on him as a sexual being
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i'm sorry for all the lewd trump posting. i've developed an academic fixation on him as a sexual being