Steve Bishop
@sbisho12.bsky.social
Sports fan, part-time improviser, former employee of the “Worldwide Leader.” Allow me to talk to you about all things Michigan and the Chicago Cubs while throwing random one-liners from The Simpsons…eventually. I just got here.
Carolina looks more like Bishop Sycamore than the Patriots currently.
September 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Carolina looks more like Bishop Sycamore than the Patriots currently.
And now a take so hot I just burned my hands on it…
UNC is winning the National Championship.
(Yes, I’m kidding. But that first drive was pretty sweet.)
UNC is winning the National Championship.
(Yes, I’m kidding. But that first drive was pretty sweet.)
September 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
And now a take so hot I just burned my hands on it…
UNC is winning the National Championship.
(Yes, I’m kidding. But that first drive was pretty sweet.)
UNC is winning the National Championship.
(Yes, I’m kidding. But that first drive was pretty sweet.)
Give me 44 more Democratic senators willing to do the exact same thing (I’ve already written off Fetterman. He’ll never do this.)
April 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Give me 44 more Democratic senators willing to do the exact same thing (I’ve already written off Fetterman. He’ll never do this.)
Cool, where and when can I donate to AOC’s primary challenge? And that can be for Schumer’s seat or Kirsten Gillebrand’s seat. Both voted to end cloture. Primary all these fuckers. All the ones who plan to run for re-election (Gary Peters is retiring).
March 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Cool, where and when can I donate to AOC’s primary challenge? And that can be for Schumer’s seat or Kirsten Gillebrand’s seat. Both voted to end cloture. Primary all these fuckers. All the ones who plan to run for re-election (Gary Peters is retiring).
I will donate to the primary challenger of the 10 democratic cowards who voted to censure Al Green this morning.
March 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I will donate to the primary challenger of the 10 democratic cowards who voted to censure Al Green this morning.
You go through a lot of suits in the NBA, so Pistons broadcaster George Blaha got resourceful and turned the afghan blanket that was sitting on his Davenport into a sport coat.
Werther’s original in the coat pocket? You bet there is!
Werther’s original in the coat pocket? You bet there is!
February 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You go through a lot of suits in the NBA, so Pistons broadcaster George Blaha got resourceful and turned the afghan blanket that was sitting on his Davenport into a sport coat.
Werther’s original in the coat pocket? You bet there is!
Werther’s original in the coat pocket? You bet there is!
I’m a little over hearing basketball broadcasters or just sportscasters in general saying they the phrase “_________ doing ________ things” when referring to some star player. It’s kind of like the sports cousin of “we did a thing” when referring to some major life event.
February 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m a little over hearing basketball broadcasters or just sportscasters in general saying they the phrase “_________ doing ________ things” when referring to some star player. It’s kind of like the sports cousin of “we did a thing” when referring to some major life event.
Not for nothing Mavs, but it will get a lot worse when those fans you ejected last night just don’t spend money to come to your games.
“Fire Nico” is a four-letter word combo fans apparently can’t say at the American Airlines Center.
ESPN story on multiple fans being ejected last night for what the organization says were violations of the NBA’s code of conduct: www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
ESPN story on multiple fans being ejected last night for what the organization says were violations of the NBA’s code of conduct: www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
Amid trade angst, fans ejected from Mavs' loss
With emotions from the Luka Doncic trade still raw, multiple fans were ejected in the second half of the Dallas Mavericks' 129-128 home loss to the Sacramento Kings on Monday at the American Airlines ...
www.espn.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Not for nothing Mavs, but it will get a lot worse when those fans you ejected last night just don’t spend money to come to your games.
Grease up the light poles Philly, the Eagles are Super Bowl champs
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Grease up the light poles Philly, the Eagles are Super Bowl champs
Just sensed it very early on. And it's almost worse than that night was.
This game is starting to give me Mahomes vs Brady Super Bowl LV vibes. Especially the way the Eagles D is almost getting home to Mahomes.
February 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just sensed it very early on. And it's almost worse than that night was.
Maybe it's not that the Chiefs got all the calls. Maybe it's that NFL officiating is mediocre and misses calls more often than they probably should.
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Maybe it's not that the Chiefs got all the calls. Maybe it's that NFL officiating is mediocre and misses calls more often than they probably should.
Love the idea of trying to draw the Chiefs off. Going for it on 4th and 3 is just plausible enough to get the Chiefs to bite.
February 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Love the idea of trying to draw the Chiefs off. Going for it on 4th and 3 is just plausible enough to get the Chiefs to bite.
Well now a generation is going to think those are the lyrics to "Kiss From A Rose."
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Well now a generation is going to think those are the lyrics to "Kiss From A Rose."
Badly needed turnover for the Chiefs, and for this game to not go sideways.
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Badly needed turnover for the Chiefs, and for this game to not go sideways.
Did not expect Philly to go designed run, especially with Hurts dinged up late in the year.
Everything Kellen Moore is calling is working like a charm
Everything Kellen Moore is calling is working like a charm
February 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Did not expect Philly to go designed run, especially with Hurts dinged up late in the year.
Everything Kellen Moore is calling is working like a charm
Everything Kellen Moore is calling is working like a charm
This game is starting to give me Mahomes vs Brady Super Bowl LV vibes. Especially the way the Eagles D is almost getting home to Mahomes.
February 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This game is starting to give me Mahomes vs Brady Super Bowl LV vibes. Especially the way the Eagles D is almost getting home to Mahomes.
Spags sent extra pressure and Philly picked it up with no problem. If that continues, it could be a long night for KC.
February 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Spags sent extra pressure and Philly picked it up with no problem. If that continues, it could be a long night for KC.
So Tom Brady's just gonna hate every call just because?
February 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
So Tom Brady's just gonna hate every call just because?
See that's how you do a funny SB commercial. Simple oncept, Eugene Levy has big eyebrows that fly. Well played Little Caesars.
February 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
See that's how you do a funny SB commercial. Simple oncept, Eugene Levy has big eyebrows that fly. Well played Little Caesars.
Cue a billion "Chiefs get all the calls" in 3, 2...
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Cue a billion "Chiefs get all the calls" in 3, 2...
FOX score bug looks...unfinished.
Bold move of them to roll out the prototype for the game itself.
Bold move of them to roll out the prototype for the game itself.
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
FOX score bug looks...unfinished.
Bold move of them to roll out the prototype for the game itself.
Bold move of them to roll out the prototype for the game itself.
Yeah, not here for this 7th tease of the Pre-kick show, I don't care if they got Tom Cruise to narrate it.
February 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Yeah, not here for this 7th tease of the Pre-kick show, I don't care if they got Tom Cruise to narrate it.
And now the kickoff, betting on a runback. Not having Butker kick it off will help.
RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK!
RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK!
February 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
And now the kickoff, betting on a runback. Not having Butker kick it off will help.
RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK!
RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK! RUN IT BACK!
Coin toss next
For zero dollars, I will wager tails.
Tails never fails…except for when it does.
For zero dollars, I will wager tails.
Tails never fails…except for when it does.
February 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Coin toss next
For zero dollars, I will wager tails.
Tails never fails…except for when it does.
For zero dollars, I will wager tails.
Tails never fails…except for when it does.
Also, is it just me, or did those cheers for the President seem a little…piped in?
February 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Also, is it just me, or did those cheers for the President seem a little…piped in?