Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender—and be sure to include alt text!

I’ve been listening to Simon & Garfunkel all weekend and I think their albums are actually zines.

I mean, look at the back of The Sounds of Silence:

Here’s a kitty pic. Sending hope your Saturday gets better.

I’m kind of excited that this is mine. I’m just not a meme-saving person!

I had to get up to answer the phone and she had to leave my lap. I am chastened.

I found these in under 30 seconds at the library. I have a question: does this mean the men-running-toward-things-cover-male-genius-moderately-techno-thriller is the spiritual complementary opposite of the woman-running-from-building-cover-gothic-horror-romance (see: Dragonwyck)?

I let the cats have my Autumnal door bow as a toy a couple weeks ago and they’d lost interest. I moved it last night and this morning it hadn’t moved, but something sure happened!