you could pitch this to @chuckwendig.bsky.social as the next incarnation of Black Swan

I had to take a photo of the toaster too!

Hmmmm. I wonder if Homestead is as good as it was 10-15 years ago. I'd take Thing 1 and Thing 2 for a tiger tiger or butterbeer, and I would treat myself to a Guinness (surprisingly good).
Looking forward to your review🫡

I want a Jurassic Park where the dinos unionize and go on strike for better working conditions and the plot engine is building solidarity with park workers and visitors rather than falling into the class-war trap laid out for them by the capitalist owners seeking to exploit their primeval instincts.

Janeway and Tuvok! They are lovely, as are you.

Why cant i be you. Staple at dance clubs in my youth