Christopher Gelarden
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Christopher Gelarden
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Writer. Thinker. Hiker.
Translation: “We’ll continue to ignore lawful court orders with impunity while blaming everyone else for our moral failures.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Dana nods along like a Bobble Head while Mullin parrots Dear Leader’s bullshit about stopping eight foreign wars.

Ask him what wars he ended. Get him on record. It’s not that hard. 🤷
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I challenge Kristi Noem to go thirty seconds without mentioning Joe Biden.

Starting in 3, 2, 1…never mind. 🤦🏻‍♂️
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Trump is actually more of a malignant narcissistic sociopath.

He checks every box and then some.
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Where is she on the scale today?
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sam Stein posted this. Hope it helps.
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"They happen to be Black." I can't believe he said that out loud.
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Yeah, It feels like the bad guys are winning. Colbert helped us find some levity in Trump’s thuggery. Humor is a potent weapon against fascism.
July 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Start a war in Iran? Two weeks. End the war in Ukraine? Two weeks. New health plan? Two weeks.

Just call him “Donny Two Weeks” and leave it at that.
June 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Start a war in Iran? Two weeks. End the war in Ukraine? Two weeks. New health plan? Two weeks.

Just call him “Donny Two Weeks” and leave it at that.
June 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Well, it’s a good thing the protests are on Saturday then. Dear Leader doesn’t even know what day of the week it is. 🤦🏻‍♂️
June 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Major props for dropping an Estepario Siberiano gif. The man’s a total beast on the drums. 🤘🏻
June 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM