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Christopher Gelarden
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Writer. Thinker. Hiker.
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Where is she on the scale today?
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sam Stein posted this. Hope it helps.
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Putting the American people first.
Except when building a monument to himself.

#Trump
#Shutdown
#AlwaysBeGrifting
October 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
He’s declaring war on Portland now.
What’s next? Drone strikes?

#Trump
#Hegseth
#Portland
#WakeUpAmerica
#PosseComitatusAct
September 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Looks like the free speech warriors don’t really care about free speech at all. They just want to be the ones doing the canceling.

#CancelCulture #JimmyKimmel #FreeSpeech #FirstAmendment
September 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“Treasury Secretary Admits Water Is Wet, The Sky Is Blue, Gravity Is Real, and Bears Shit in the Woods”

#Trump
#Treasury
#Tariffs
August 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Military Parade: $45 Million
Street Repair: $16 Million

Cost of Feeding Trump’s Fragile Ego: $61 Million

#Trump
#June14
#MilitaryParade
#WasteFraudAbuse
June 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Relationship Status: It’s Complicated

#ElonMusk
#Trump
#DOGE
#Breakup
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“We’re getting rid of waste, fraud, and abuse.”

(Pardons people guilty of waste, fraud, and abuse)

#AmericaLast
#TrumpLies
#DOGE
June 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Here’s to the brave ones who fought against the rise of fascism across the world to protect our freedoms. Now the fight is here on our own shores. We won’t let the fascists win. Not now. Not ever.

#MemorialDay
#FightFascism
#CaptainAmerica
May 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Trump said he wouldn’t cut Medicaid. He lied.

Never underestimate the gullibility of his supporters.

#TrumpLies #AmericaLast
May 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Love the paint job on the new Air Force One. #AmericaLast
May 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A new pope has been chosen at the Vatican. 🙏
And generated millions of kilowatts of clean energy.
#HabemusPapam #Vatican #Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A new pope has been chosen at the Vatican. 🙏
And generated millions of kilowatts of clean energy.
#HabemusPapam #Vatican #Pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Wait, how did Guile end up in there? #StreetFighter
April 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Give us more time to right the ship.”
April 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“Give us more time to right the ship.”
April 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
They “accidentally” arrested an American citzen and deported him to a prison camp in El Salvador without any due process—a right guaranteed to everyone by the Constitution.

If they can do it to him, they can do it to you.
April 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I found the waste, fraud, and abuse.
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The bullshit is measurable.
March 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The bullshit is measurable.
March 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The bullshit is measurable.
March 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The bullshit is measurable.
March 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM