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Christopher Gelarden
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Writer. Thinker. Hiker.
Putting the American people first.
Except when building a monument to himself.

#Trump
#Shutdown
#AlwaysBeGrifting
October 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
He’s declaring war on Portland now.
What’s next? Drone strikes?

#Trump
#Hegseth
#Portland
#WakeUpAmerica
#PosseComitatusAct
September 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Ugly, bloated, gaudy, and tasteless. I’m talking about the President. The ballroom is pretty bad too. 🤦‍♂️

#Trump
#Ballroom
#WhiteHouse
#AlwaysBeGrifting
New renderings show more details of White House ballroom under construction
The Trump administration announced in July that a 90,000-square-foot ballroom with a seated capacity for 650 people will be constructed in the White House's East Wing.
www.cbsnews.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Looks like the free speech warriors don’t really care about free speech at all. They just want to be the ones doing the canceling.

#CancelCulture #JimmyKimmel #FreeSpeech #FirstAmendment
September 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“Treasury Secretary Admits Water Is Wet, The Sky Is Blue, Gravity Is Real, and Bears Shit in the Woods”

#Trump
#Treasury
#Tariffs
August 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Military Parade: $45 Million
Street Repair: $16 Million

Cost of Feeding Trump’s Fragile Ego: $61 Million

#Trump
#June14
#MilitaryParade
#WasteFraudAbuse
June 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Relationship Status: It’s Complicated

#ElonMusk
#Trump
#DOGE
#Breakup
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“We’re getting rid of waste, fraud, and abuse.”

(Pardons people guilty of waste, fraud, and abuse)

#AmericaLast
#TrumpLies
#DOGE
June 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Here’s to the brave ones who fought against the rise of fascism across the world to protect our freedoms. Now the fight is here on our own shores. We won’t let the fascists win. Not now. Not ever.

#MemorialDay
#FightFascism
#CaptainAmerica
May 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Trump said he wouldn’t cut Medicaid. He lied.

Never underestimate the gullibility of his supporters.

#TrumpLies #AmericaLast
May 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Love the paint job on the new Air Force One. #AmericaLast
May 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A new pope has been chosen at the Vatican. 🙏
And generated millions of kilowatts of clean energy.
#HabemusPapam #Vatican #Pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Wait, how did Guile end up in there? #StreetFighter
April 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
They “accidentally” arrested an American citzen and deported him to a prison camp in El Salvador without any due process—a right guaranteed to everyone by the Constitution.

If they can do it to him, they can do it to you.
April 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I found the waste, fraud, and abuse.
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Maybe we shouldn’t have hired a Fox News Weekend host to be the Secretary of Defense. 🤷
March 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Five years later. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Super Bowls. Elections. It’s the same story. Our President is obsessed with living in the past.
March 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It would have been easier to give the Republicans signs.

#SOTU
#Republicans
#GOPLies
March 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
March 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“America First” isn’t new.
Either is abandoning our allies.

It didn’t work in 1941.
It won’t work today.

#StandWithUkraine
March 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It reminds me of the Statue of Liberty:

"Give me your rich, your wealthy, your multi-millionaires yearning to breathe free."
Trump unveils plan to sell migrants 'Gold Card' visas for $5 MILLION
President Donald Trump previewed a plan Tuesday to launch a 'gold card' program for wealthy immigrants who wanted to work into the United States.
www.dailymail.co.uk
February 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
February 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
They’re called fake Christians. As long as you post a Bible quote on Sunday, you’re all good. Right? 🤷
February 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Elon is not a member of Trump’s cabinet. He’s an unelected billionaire cosplaying as a government official who bought his way into power by donating $250B dollars to Trump’s 2024 campaign.

#Elon
#DOGE
#AmericaLast
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
February 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM