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Or my phone is just dumb
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Or my phone is just dumb
Reposted
The headline is better in the original German.
February 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The headline is better in the original German.
MLB responds to no one giving a shit about the regular season by starting more games at 6:40 local and speeding up pace of play.
Meanwhile I turn on TNT 7 minutes after this fucking game is supposed to start and there’s still FOURTEEN MINUTES left in their first game of the doubleheader
Meanwhile I turn on TNT 7 minutes after this fucking game is supposed to start and there’s still FOURTEEN MINUTES left in their first game of the doubleheader
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
MLB responds to no one giving a shit about the regular season by starting more games at 6:40 local and speeding up pace of play.
Meanwhile I turn on TNT 7 minutes after this fucking game is supposed to start and there’s still FOURTEEN MINUTES left in their first game of the doubleheader
Meanwhile I turn on TNT 7 minutes after this fucking game is supposed to start and there’s still FOURTEEN MINUTES left in their first game of the doubleheader
If this is true there’s a 0% chance it goes to trial
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
If this is true there’s a 0% chance it goes to trial
I saw his record further broken down the other day: starting with the 2017 season, his only top-10 wins were Boise last year and the Cam Rising-less Utah in the Rose Bowl.
Eight and one-half seasons. At Penn St. And those are you only top-10 wins.
Eight and one-half seasons. At Penn St. And those are you only top-10 wins.
October 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I saw his record further broken down the other day: starting with the 2017 season, his only top-10 wins were Boise last year and the Cam Rising-less Utah in the Rose Bowl.
Eight and one-half seasons. At Penn St. And those are you only top-10 wins.
Eight and one-half seasons. At Penn St. And those are you only top-10 wins.
Right? Hate it for me personally but I respect the move and the message.
“I want to win with you, I will not hamstring your ability to build around me, but you have two years to figure it out.”
“I want to win with you, I will not hamstring your ability to build around me, but you have two years to figure it out.”
October 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Right? Hate it for me personally but I respect the move and the message.
“I want to win with you, I will not hamstring your ability to build around me, but you have two years to figure it out.”
“I want to win with you, I will not hamstring your ability to build around me, but you have two years to figure it out.”
Meanwhile I’m on day two of a raccoon in our attic above our bedroom, hoping it makes its way to the trap on the roof before it falls through our ceiling 😂
September 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Meanwhile I’m on day two of a raccoon in our attic above our bedroom, hoping it makes its way to the trap on the roof before it falls through our ceiling 😂
I’ve been to three games in that stadium and those people get ROWDY
July 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’ve been to three games in that stadium and those people get ROWDY
I’ve worked in sports med for 5 years and I cannot begin to comprehend what that even looks like
July 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’ve worked in sports med for 5 years and I cannot begin to comprehend what that even looks like
5.7 mil isn’t exactly back breaking in an exploding cap world and it’s only for 1 year before he’s an RFA again. Maybe if he explodes you’re worried about a tough negotiation but if he’s hurt or stinks it’s not like you’re beholden to a monster financial committment
June 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
5.7 mil isn’t exactly back breaking in an exploding cap world and it’s only for 1 year before he’s an RFA again. Maybe if he explodes you’re worried about a tough negotiation but if he’s hurt or stinks it’s not like you’re beholden to a monster financial committment