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On the one hand I literally could have saved that.
On the other hand, going top corner from the red line is metal as hell
On the other hand, going top corner from the red line is metal as hell
February 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
On the one hand I literally could have saved that.
On the other hand, going top corner from the red line is metal as hell
On the other hand, going top corner from the red line is metal as hell
I made it through my teens and 20s with really good orthopedic health and ever since I turned 29 this shit has gone downhill
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I made it through my teens and 20s with really good orthopedic health and ever since I turned 29 this shit has gone downhill
No lie I think that halftime show crashed Twitter 😂
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
No lie I think that halftime show crashed Twitter 😂
I am OFFENDED that we got Ricky Martin and not a trace of Livin’ la Vida Loca
Bullshit
Bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I am OFFENDED that we got Ricky Martin and not a trace of Livin’ la Vida Loca
Bullshit
Bullshit
Reposted
The headline is better in the original German.
February 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The headline is better in the original German.
What
oh fuck yeah we are Olympics maxxing already
February 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
What
A Dallas Stars home game starting at almost 10 pm EST is beyond clownfuckery
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
A Dallas Stars home game starting at almost 10 pm EST is beyond clownfuckery
Oh my god
Reviving the roots of our legacy.
Introducing: The '99 ⭐
Introducing: The '99 ⭐
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh my god
Why am I cackling at this
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Why am I cackling at this
Lmao wtf I turned that off at 5-1
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Lmao wtf I turned that off at 5-1
Maybe I’m too woke but I don’t remember this many weather delays in CFB 15 years ago
September 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Maybe I’m too woke but I don’t remember this many weather delays in CFB 15 years ago
I’m at a wedding and Steve Mears is here lol
July 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m at a wedding and Steve Mears is here lol
Translation: I’m a baby and can’t beat them
USC coach Lincoln Riley wants to preserve the Trojans’ historic college football rivalry against Notre Dame.
But he said he won’t work to do it at the expense of damaging a USC bid to qualify for the College Football Playoff.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
But he said he won’t work to do it at the expense of damaging a USC bid to qualify for the College Football Playoff.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
July 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Translation: I’m a baby and can’t beat them
Gonna just throw it out there that being 37 and needing “bilateral femur reconstructions” is not great
July 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Gonna just throw it out there that being 37 and needing “bilateral femur reconstructions” is not great
I get he’s been hurt for two years and probably drives Hockey Men™️ crazy with having personality and flair but that feels like an awfully soft return for Zegras
June 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I get he’s been hurt for two years and probably drives Hockey Men™️ crazy with having personality and flair but that feels like an awfully soft return for Zegras
DEATH STAR I TELL YA
Between this and Notre Dame building a Death Star in the defensive backfield for the 26 class I am going to have a good weekend
June 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
DEATH STAR I TELL YA
The low key funniest part about the Duchene extension yesterday is it’s $3 mil less a year for only one more year than what the Avs gave Brock Nelson
June 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The low key funniest part about the Duchene extension yesterday is it’s $3 mil less a year for only one more year than what the Avs gave Brock Nelson
Tough day for the “offer sheet Mavrik Bourque” crowd
June 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Tough day for the “offer sheet Mavrik Bourque” crowd
“Would the Stars move one of the 5 best D men in the NHL, who is cost controlled for 4 more years, to retain two over the hill forwards I heard on a podcast they like?”
Are you stupid?
Are you stupid?
June 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Would the Stars move one of the 5 best D men in the NHL, who is cost controlled for 4 more years, to retain two over the hill forwards I heard on a podcast they like?”
Are you stupid?
Are you stupid?
Realistically the Stars started and ended the day with the same cap hit, now minus Marchment but with Duchene locked in.
Could certainly be worse
Could certainly be worse
June 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Realistically the Stars started and ended the day with the same cap hit, now minus Marchment but with Duchene locked in.
Could certainly be worse
Could certainly be worse
My 33rd year of life started with me using YouTube to learn how to replace all the electrical outlets/light switches in my house without electrocuting myself and/or burning the house down. It ended with me learning how to build a functioning in-ground French drainage system
Once again it is Father’s Day, which means it’s time to share the most Dad* thing you did in the last year. As is custom, I will go first:
Watching YouTube videos for small repair jobs around the house has turned into watching YouTube videos for large repair jobs I cannot and should not attempt.
Watching YouTube videos for small repair jobs around the house has turned into watching YouTube videos for large repair jobs I cannot and should not attempt.
June 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My 33rd year of life started with me using YouTube to learn how to replace all the electrical outlets/light switches in my house without electrocuting myself and/or burning the house down. It ended with me learning how to build a functioning in-ground French drainage system
Sanity seems to be prevailing
a nice little listen this morning is around the 40 minute mark of the new 32 thoughts episodes, re: the Stars & Robertson
June 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sanity seems to be prevailing
One of our new ATs did her last clinical rotation with the Michigan hockey team. She was talking today that they were treating one of their recent high picks for knee pain. They gave him an ice cup for an ice massage and he asked, “how did you get the ice to fit so perfect in the cup?”
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June 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One of our new ATs did her last clinical rotation with the Michigan hockey team. She was talking today that they were treating one of their recent high picks for knee pain. They gave him an ice cup for an ice massage and he asked, “how did you get the ice to fit so perfect in the cup?”
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God damn dude just end the game at this point this shit is embarrassing
June 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
God damn dude just end the game at this point this shit is embarrassing
On the one hand 8 power plays in the first period of any hockey game; let alone game 3 of the Final is off putting.
On the other hand both of these teams are full of fucking clowns and when you employ clowns don’t be surprised when a circus shows up.
On the other hand both of these teams are full of fucking clowns and when you employ clowns don’t be surprised when a circus shows up.
June 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
On the one hand 8 power plays in the first period of any hockey game; let alone game 3 of the Final is off putting.
On the other hand both of these teams are full of fucking clowns and when you employ clowns don’t be surprised when a circus shows up.
On the other hand both of these teams are full of fucking clowns and when you employ clowns don’t be surprised when a circus shows up.