Neilsnotreal
@satinfinish.bsky.social
"Life is too short to waste precious time finding inspirational quotes to add to your social media profile..." - Mahatma Ghandi.
Antifascist
Antidickhead
Aunty Barbara's favourite nephew
Antifascist
Antidickhead
Aunty Barbara's favourite nephew
Have you heard about Neil?
No, what?
He's started ordering egg custard americano's
That's since he went to Bristol
No, what?
He's started ordering egg custard americano's
That's since he went to Bristol
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Have you heard about Neil?
No, what?
He's started ordering egg custard americano's
That's since he went to Bristol
No, what?
He's started ordering egg custard americano's
That's since he went to Bristol
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Viz.
20.11.13
Small ads - the 'Sexual Temperance Spoon'.
Slogan of the year: 'One whack and it's on the slack!'
Still ace!
20.11.13
Small ads - the 'Sexual Temperance Spoon'.
Slogan of the year: 'One whack and it's on the slack!'
Still ace!
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Viz.
20.11.13
Small ads - the 'Sexual Temperance Spoon'.
Slogan of the year: 'One whack and it's on the slack!'
Still ace!
20.11.13
Small ads - the 'Sexual Temperance Spoon'.
Slogan of the year: 'One whack and it's on the slack!'
Still ace!
Reposted by Neilsnotreal
“Hence forth they will be called ‘bendy crosses,’ ‘dangle ropes’ and ‘Dukes of Hazzard car roof designs.”
"The Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika as a hate symbol.
"Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi insignia as 'potentially divisive' under its new guidelines.
"The new policy similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag."
Free link wapo.st/3Mbd9a6
"Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi insignia as 'potentially divisive' under its new guidelines.
"The new policy similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag."
Free link wapo.st/3Mbd9a6
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Hence forth they will be called ‘bendy crosses,’ ‘dangle ropes’ and ‘Dukes of Hazzard car roof designs.”
Reposted by Neilsnotreal
In as much as anyone can work out in 5 mins who they want to be, when someone gives you a tape and says have a listen to this then the bass to adored will do it to you. If you're young and impressionable enough and looking for something to belong to. Fucking hell.
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
In as much as anyone can work out in 5 mins who they want to be, when someone gives you a tape and says have a listen to this then the bass to adored will do it to you. If you're young and impressionable enough and looking for something to belong to. Fucking hell.
Widnes Queens Hall
Blackpool
Ally Pally
Widnes Spike Island
Within the space of 12 months, Mani and his mates had changed this dickheads view on life. Sad, sad news.
Blackpool
Ally Pally
Widnes Spike Island
Within the space of 12 months, Mani and his mates had changed this dickheads view on life. Sad, sad news.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Widnes Queens Hall
Blackpool
Ally Pally
Widnes Spike Island
Within the space of 12 months, Mani and his mates had changed this dickheads view on life. Sad, sad news.
Blackpool
Ally Pally
Widnes Spike Island
Within the space of 12 months, Mani and his mates had changed this dickheads view on life. Sad, sad news.
We all appreciate clear instructions
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
We all appreciate clear instructions
Bit of #vespa porn, for the lads. Including @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social new shuttle service motor for anyone that can't navigate a simple train timetable to the HD.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Bit of #vespa porn, for the lads. Including @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social new shuttle service motor for anyone that can't navigate a simple train timetable to the HD.
open.spotify.com/episode/5iT8...
Our drummer, Carl, making the band sound a lot cooler than we ever thought. He went on to be in #hmhb dont you know!?
Anyway, what he fails to say is that he absolutely battered colon cancer last year. A fucking legend and a lifelong mate.
Our drummer, Carl, making the band sound a lot cooler than we ever thought. He went on to be in #hmhb dont you know!?
Anyway, what he fails to say is that he absolutely battered colon cancer last year. A fucking legend and a lifelong mate.
Carl Alty (Joanna)
open.spotify.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
open.spotify.com/episode/5iT8...
Our drummer, Carl, making the band sound a lot cooler than we ever thought. He went on to be in #hmhb dont you know!?
Anyway, what he fails to say is that he absolutely battered colon cancer last year. A fucking legend and a lifelong mate.
Our drummer, Carl, making the band sound a lot cooler than we ever thought. He went on to be in #hmhb dont you know!?
Anyway, what he fails to say is that he absolutely battered colon cancer last year. A fucking legend and a lifelong mate.
Morning, fellow Bufoons
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Morning, fellow Bufoons
Attention car nerds. In a lot next to our hotel. Look at these bastards.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Attention car nerds. In a lot next to our hotel. Look at these bastards.
Bravo
Has anyone done Buckfast at Tiffany's? Regarding last night's result. What? All of you? Sorry.
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Bravo
Bangkok, Oriental city...
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Bangkok, Oriental city...
I'm making November the new August
Late check out so last of the sun on the swim up verandah before heading off to Bangkok where our two lads will fly out to on Friday to surprise the missus (we're away for her 50th) and earn me at least a week's grace. If she doesn't rumble it that is 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Late check out so last of the sun on the swim up verandah before heading off to Bangkok where our two lads will fly out to on Friday to surprise the missus (we're away for her 50th) and earn me at least a week's grace. If she doesn't rumble it that is 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm making November the new August
Late check out so last of the sun on the swim up verandah before heading off to Bangkok where our two lads will fly out to on Friday to surprise the missus (we're away for her 50th) and earn me at least a week's grace. If she doesn't rumble it that is 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Late check out so last of the sun on the swim up verandah before heading off to Bangkok where our two lads will fly out to on Friday to surprise the missus (we're away for her 50th) and earn me at least a week's grace. If she doesn't rumble it that is 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
#WhenTaken #631 (19.11.2025)
I scored 769/1000🏅
1️⃣📍7.0 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
2️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈163/200
3️⃣📍5.2K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉118/200
4️⃣📍78.3 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇183/200
5️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥉112/200
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I scored 769/1000🏅
1️⃣📍7.0 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
2️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈163/200
3️⃣📍5.2K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉118/200
4️⃣📍78.3 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇183/200
5️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥉112/200
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Shite
WhenTaken
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November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
#WhenTaken #631 (19.11.2025)
I scored 769/1000🏅
1️⃣📍7.0 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
2️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈163/200
3️⃣📍5.2K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉118/200
4️⃣📍78.3 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇183/200
5️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥉112/200
whentaken.com
Shite
I scored 769/1000🏅
1️⃣📍7.0 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
2️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈163/200
3️⃣📍5.2K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉118/200
4️⃣📍78.3 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇183/200
5️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥉112/200
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Shite
Joking aside, I'm chuffed with this. #photography #angkorwat
The lighter areas on the sandstone looks like reflections in water, right?
What do I win?
The lighter areas on the sandstone looks like reflections in water, right?
What do I win?
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Joking aside, I'm chuffed with this. #photography #angkorwat
The lighter areas on the sandstone looks like reflections in water, right?
What do I win?
The lighter areas on the sandstone looks like reflections in water, right?
What do I win?
#WhenTaken #630 (18.11.2025)
I scored 832/1000🏅
1️⃣📍20.2 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍584 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍862 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍7.1K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉103/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️17 yrs - 🥈131/200
whentaken.com
I scored 832/1000🏅
1️⃣📍20.2 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍584 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍862 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍7.1K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉103/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️17 yrs - 🥈131/200
whentaken.com
WhenTaken
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November 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
#WhenTaken #630 (18.11.2025)
I scored 832/1000🏅
1️⃣📍20.2 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍584 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍862 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍7.1K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉103/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️17 yrs - 🥈131/200
whentaken.com
I scored 832/1000🏅
1️⃣📍20.2 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍584 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍862 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍7.1K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉103/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️17 yrs - 🥈131/200
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Morning, dickheads 👊🏻
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Morning, dickheads 👊🏻
#4 has done for me there
#WhenTaken #630 (18.11.2025)
I scored 832/1000🏅
1️⃣📍20.2 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍584 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍862 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍7.1K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉103/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️17 yrs - 🥈131/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #630 (18.11.2025)
I scored 832/1000🏅
1️⃣📍20.2 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍584 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍862 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍7.1K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉103/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️17 yrs - 🥈131/200
whentaken.com
WhenTaken
whentaken.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
#4 has done for me there
#WhenTaken #630 (18.11.2025)
I scored 832/1000🏅
1️⃣📍20.2 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍584 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍862 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍7.1K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉103/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️17 yrs - 🥈131/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #630 (18.11.2025)
I scored 832/1000🏅
1️⃣📍20.2 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍584 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍862 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍7.1K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉103/200
5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️17 yrs - 🥈131/200
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Curiosity got the better of me. It was that Rachael Heyhoe Flint one.
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Curiosity got the better of me. It was that Rachael Heyhoe Flint one.
I've done an art.
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I've done an art.
Just tried to sneak a fart out and the woman at the next table give us the side eye.
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just tried to sneak a fart out and the woman at the next table give us the side eye.
I could cry this one in and say avoiding the obvious cost me a 900+
But I won't
#WhenTaken #628 (16.11.2025)
I scored 855/1000🏆
1️⃣📍647 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍2.0K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥈148/200
3️⃣📍325 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍731 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈163/200
5️⃣📍1.5K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈156/200
whentaken.com
But I won't
#WhenTaken #628 (16.11.2025)
I scored 855/1000🏆
1️⃣📍647 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍2.0K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥈148/200
3️⃣📍325 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍731 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈163/200
5️⃣📍1.5K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈156/200
whentaken.com
WhenTaken
whentaken.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I could cry this one in and say avoiding the obvious cost me a 900+
But I won't
#WhenTaken #628 (16.11.2025)
I scored 855/1000🏆
1️⃣📍647 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍2.0K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥈148/200
3️⃣📍325 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍731 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈163/200
5️⃣📍1.5K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈156/200
whentaken.com
But I won't
#WhenTaken #628 (16.11.2025)
I scored 855/1000🏆
1️⃣📍647 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
2️⃣📍2.0K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥈148/200
3️⃣📍325 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇189/200
4️⃣📍731 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈163/200
5️⃣📍1.5K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈156/200
whentaken.com