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"Life is too short to waste precious time finding inspirational quotes to add to your social media profile..." - Mahatma Ghandi.

Antifascist

Antidickhead

Aunty Barbara's favourite nephew
Have you heard about Neil?

No, what?

He's started ordering egg custard americano's

That's since he went to Bristol
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We all appreciate clear instructions
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Bit of #vespa porn, for the lads. Including @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social new shuttle service motor for anyone that can't navigate a simple train timetable to the HD.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Morning, fellow Bufoons
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Attention car nerds. In a lot next to our hotel. Look at these bastards.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This one G, get stuck in mate.

Fip Rock, Fip Pop... there's live recordings on there too you just need to dig about. On the homepage, look at the bottom and click on 'Musique' then they're all there
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Bangkok, Oriental city...
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm making November the new August

Late check out so last of the sun on the swim up verandah before heading off to Bangkok where our two lads will fly out to on Friday to surprise the missus (we're away for her 50th) and earn me at least a week's grace. If she doesn't rumble it that is 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Joking aside, I'm chuffed with this. #photography #angkorwat

The lighter areas on the sandstone looks like reflections in water, right?

What do I win?
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Angkor (a)
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Morning, dickheads 👊🏻
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Curiosity got the better of me. It was that Rachael Heyhoe Flint one.
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I've done an art.
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Noodles. For as far as the eye can see..
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The marketing team have gone above and beyond here
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Cambodia, I am in you

Unlike our luggage which never made it out of Doha
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Bristol, had a boss night watching Dreaming of You, and Q&A after with James Skelly and Nick Power, two top lads. Great pub recommendations from lads on here too. Ground zero for Hipsters though.

This time next week I'll be boring the shit out of you all from Siem Reap ✌🏻
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Can you catch Hipster? I've just ordered a manoushé for brekkie and my loved ones are concerned for my health.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This was great
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Getting lubricated for this. Watched this band since before the first album came out and my kids are fans as a result, one of them with me tonight

#thecoral

@jamesskelly.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Proudest moment with my youngest was going to buy his first lecky guitar. Kids in the shop doing Smoke on the Water, no intentions. My lad asked for a white Mustang. Plugged him in and he started up with I Wannna be your Dog 👊🏻
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The M5 southbound on a Thusday night is a lonely place so thank fuck we've got #fiprock on #radiofrance playing ad, news, weather & chat free music like this...
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM