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i’m barely on here
teeth 4 teeth
teeth 4 teeth
if you ever identify as a man at any point in life you cannot not want to fuck the embers, im so sorry you had to learn this way
the only true “male socialization” is getting indescribably horny when you smell a charcoal grill
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
if you ever identify as a man at any point in life you cannot not want to fuck the embers, im so sorry you had to learn this way
the only true “male socialization” is getting indescribably horny when you smell a charcoal grill
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the only true “male socialization” is getting indescribably horny when you smell a charcoal grill
salute the flag(ing the range)
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
salute the flag(ing the range)
may your faggotry always be flavor blasted 🙏
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
may your faggotry always be flavor blasted 🙏
i refuse to have a sex drive on the grounds it could incriminate me, your honor
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i refuse to have a sex drive on the grounds it could incriminate me, your honor
im not “bad at texting back” im hr-maxxing
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
im not “bad at texting back” im hr-maxxing
TRANNY used Exist! It’s super effective!
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
TRANNY used Exist! It’s super effective!
i should call her 🥺 (my therapist)
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i should call her 🥺 (my therapist)
I love you, three random drunk Bros talking about the myth of Tantalus
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I love you, three random drunk Bros talking about the myth of Tantalus
shoutout to past me for leaving an icecream sando in my purse
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
shoutout to past me for leaving an icecream sando in my purse
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what if it was "the They Love glasses" and they let you see how cared for you are by everyone huh
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
what if it was "the They Love glasses" and they let you see how cared for you are by everyone huh
the downside of speaking in a funny manner is this ice cream sounds like “ass cream” and i don’t need that heat in my line of work
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
the downside of speaking in a funny manner is this ice cream sounds like “ass cream” and i don’t need that heat in my line of work
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ate a bagel with cream chease
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ate a bagel with cream chease
ah yes. weed brownies, or as i call them, “hash browns,”
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
ah yes. weed brownies, or as i call them, “hash browns,”
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I'm always saying this
October 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm always saying this
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thing from 2021 that still represents my mental state at all times
October 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
thing from 2021 that still represents my mental state at all times
walking out on kids is just rejecting the call to adventure
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
walking out on kids is just rejecting the call to adventure
oh sure you hope your parents croak, but when i, a frog therian,
September 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
oh sure you hope your parents croak, but when i, a frog therian,
squeaky toy butt plug
September 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
squeaky toy butt plug
i will see your “gross negligence means its slimy” and raise you “144 negligence”
September 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i will see your “gross negligence means its slimy” and raise you “144 negligence”
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if you want a place to channel your energy that isn’t raw panic?
you live somewhere with a schoolboard.
find all of its members’ emails. it isn’t hard.
find out their plans to deal with this. demand they ignore it. almost no one ever does even this much & you can legit make a difference.
you live somewhere with a schoolboard.
find all of its members’ emails. it isn’t hard.
find out their plans to deal with this. demand they ignore it. almost no one ever does even this much & you can legit make a difference.
States must ax transgender references from sex ed or risk losing funds, Trump admin says
The mandate comes just days after the Trump administration terminated funding for a sex education program in California.
www.nbcnews.com
August 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
if you want a place to channel your energy that isn’t raw panic?
you live somewhere with a schoolboard.
find all of its members’ emails. it isn’t hard.
find out their plans to deal with this. demand they ignore it. almost no one ever does even this much & you can legit make a difference.
you live somewhere with a schoolboard.
find all of its members’ emails. it isn’t hard.
find out their plans to deal with this. demand they ignore it. almost no one ever does even this much & you can legit make a difference.
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Michael, we've talked before over trivial matters, but contributed to chronically-online Leftist infighting is only helping the oppressor and, ergo, making you a part of the problem. I'd suggest using BlueSky for better things, like looking at furry art (like I do); or better yet, go outside.
August 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Michael, we've talked before over trivial matters, but contributed to chronically-online Leftist infighting is only helping the oppressor and, ergo, making you a part of the problem. I'd suggest using BlueSky for better things, like looking at furry art (like I do); or better yet, go outside.
i love moving furniture cause you always discover great finds, such as Stale Cheezit™ and Dusty Adderal©
August 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
i love moving furniture cause you always discover great finds, such as Stale Cheezit™ and Dusty Adderal©
the worst linguistic sin i’ve ever committed is “these toncheires are mad heckin”
August 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
the worst linguistic sin i’ve ever committed is “these toncheires are mad heckin”