it's actually describing a rose
wetnthorny.bsky.social
it's actually describing a rose
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send me beeg and round Astolfos PLEASE
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there's a lot one could do with 3 command seals a day... if you think about it, the average Master gets by with 1-2 seals for an entire week's worth of combat in a regular War
of course, with 7 Servants deployed including the backup, the need for them increases accordingly
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get ready for Fat Femboy F- [Press O to dodge] huh wha
September 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
parking lot...
park is such a good word for sitting down, like there's so much mass and momentum that it's the equivalent of a moving vehicle
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Anonymous sketch comm for fat boy fall
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I was tempted to do team fatboygut but then everyone would be on that team
are you team fatboybutt or are you team fatboyboobs (yes those are both one word)
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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are you team fatboybutt or are you team fatboyboobs (yes those are both one word)
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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every time you like a femboy's social media posts you add +1 to their lifetime record weight
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
crazy how there's literally a "copy alt text" button next to the "download image" button on the site yet I haven't seen a single one of these with alt text
whatever, I see this going around
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
whatever, I see this going around
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
kya, I-I'm not ready be a.. a follower, I still have s-so much I need to do before I s-settle d-down like that
W-WHAT, you want to be m-my o-o-oomfie?? o-ok, kisses you sloppily, there, I- I hope that was g-good enough for you, it's my... f-first time
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
every time you like a femboy's social media posts you add +1 to their lifetime record weight
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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💭fat boys...
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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tgirl mutual gain
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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in collaboration with Astolfoburger our top scientists have discovered that boys who spread out across the room enjoy life significantly more
what if a boy was soft and large like a bed... have we as a society considered this enough... maybe we should fund research worldwide to stydy the effects of this....
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
that's a super light story, huh? my great grandfather got vored by a twink to protect this country
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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the problem with fat boys is that they don't desperately gorge themselves on enough butter i think
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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did you read it yet
new fic! kon and dots go to the gym to try and shed some excess pounds - or so one might think. could this actually be a ruse to try and eat the whole gym? yes. two dorks get Huge in this one and im really happy with how it came out. please give it a look! www.deviantart.com/donkdonkneve...
Hit The Gym! by donkdonknever on DeviantArt
www.deviantart.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
are you team fatboybutt or are you team fatboyboobs (yes those are both one word)
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
top 3 bullshit fantasy lore (never seen before)
succubi evolved to absorb all bodily fluids in order to maintain a pristine appearance for their original hunting strategy and make procuring nutrition more feasible because I say so
the overabundance of nutrition of course has had drastic effects on the image of succubi as a whole
a man with a beard is holding a cell phone in his hand
Alt: very sped-up bearded guy explaining things on a chalkboard and writing down more whenever he turns to the chalkboard
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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succubus(♂️) bed absorbs your night sweats and drool for sustenance
succubus(♂️) chair absorbs ass sweat
succubus(♂️) dryer
succubus(♂️) toi-
October 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Succubus (Plump, Male)?
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Succubus (Plump, Male)
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
if deviantart thinks I'm using an app that's essentially just a worse browser window and adds to my actual browser history with no way to incognito it they're dead wrong
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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hey! here's a commission for @mrpigpuncher.bsky.social. is it still joining a massive fat boy in the bath if there's physically no room for you /in/ the bath? let's find out.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Link, but he’s humping his slime filled gut
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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got fired from the fat boy filling factory for being too good at my job
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM