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it's actually describing a rose
@wetnthorny.bsky.social
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they/it | 26 | here for chonks (not a safe space for Anastimafilia fans)

send me beeg and round Astolfos PLEASE
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whatever, I see this going around
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November 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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ref
tumblr post by tariqah in a karge font which reads "Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave this country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬" continuing in a normal font size, originalzipperalmond reblogs with "That's a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don't wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem 😁 then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off" peteseeger reblogs with "How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country"
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
wetnthorny.bsky.social
just saw one of those gooner accounts and GIRL HELP THE FUCKING LABELS TAKE UP MORE SPACE THAN THE SKEET KFKGKGKGLGLHLHL
labels: repost accounts, reposted without permission/credit, he/him, AI avatar or banner, user - occasional AI imagery skeet: friends who help friends goon>>
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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tweet from hourly blackpink concerts with the caption "QUEENS", the tweet features 4 images which the cropping turns into just legs walking on a stage. This tweet has been deleted.
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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the previous meme but with "T=30 nanoseconds" in big letters in the top right corner and "unsuspecting" added before the caption that reads "me"
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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illustration of a fan blowing at a picture of Astolfo lifting up their sailor outfit shirt, on the opposite side from the fan is a person with heart eyes and sweating and drooling I think. there are particles between Astolfo and the person the fan is labelled "fan", Astolfo is labelled "200 kg Astolfo (sweaty)", the particles are labelled "200 kg Astolfo smell particles", the person is labelled "me"
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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screenshot of a translated tweet which reads "oh, This is an absolutely delicious guy...! ( *´ ω `* )"
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
wetnthorny.bsky.social
why did you say it like that
deciding to rawdog the remainder,
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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tumblr post by ghostjulie, the op is edited to read "boyprince and girlprincess". the reblog adds "just realized i reinvented gender roles"
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I didn't know we were due for an inspection
Sam Reich on the Game Changer set during the Random Podium Inspection bit from the looping episode, the part where he says "I didn't know we were due for a podium inspection"
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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meme with blank top bar featuring Spongebob whose head is stretched upward and Patrick whose head is compressed into a nub, both are smiling and Patrick's normal-sized eyes extend past his body. Spongebob says "round twink⁉️⁉️" Patrick says "Satisfactory"
October 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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some of you
Warframe screenshot from the Nightcap field guide screen, the selected shroom is called Reeking Puffball with a description that reads "Cover your nose and hold your breath, this foul fella causes weapons to release a noxious gas with each strike" Nightcap's subtitle reads "Oh, you're making me jealous mate"
October 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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crazy that I'm just built like this
picture taken closer up in the same clothes as the first picture except in black thigh highs with 3 white stripes near the top, showing a quite prominent thigh squish even when slightly adjusting to add distance between the legs. The top I'm wearing shows the belly more prominently presumably because of the distance and angle
October 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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draft of the quoted skeet, which reads "there's just something aboy"
October 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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fat twink maid after coating all the walls and doors and windows of the manor in sweat
Amasawa Kokoro with heart pupils sweating and trembling with a blush and his finger on his bottom lip, saying "Gosh, it's so wet now"
October 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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While using Mach Rush, Gauss can be heard "breathing" heavily. If Redline is active at the same time, his breaths become quicker and louder.
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
wetnthorny.bsky.social
they found oomf
'Fatberg' weighing 100 tonnes removed from London sewer BBC, 1 day ago
October 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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what if his womb tattoo was a greasy burger and his meaty slab of a belly stretched it out and his moobs were straining the bikini top and he looked completely exhausted from the effort of lifting his lardy barrel of a foot
Isekai Slow Life screenshot of Maynard the blond Incubus whose outfit consists of a triangular bikini top and thin pants, all of it purple with gold linings. He is in bed with a seductive expression as he lifts a golden ring/bracelet/whatever on his big toe towards the pov
October 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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twinks so soft and jiggly they're scooped up with a bucket
two pass loader bucket that holds somewhere from 7.25 cubic yards to 10 cubic yards of heaped material
October 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
wetnthorny.bsky.social
still thinking about it
skeet from theycallhimcake featuring his scrumptious stupid boobed-up rainbow catboy, with the caption "I love my stupid rainbow catboy so much ngl" mangotr33 replies, "What makes him stupid and a boy?" gemaam replies to mangotr33, "He has 4 brain cells and you can tell he's a boy by how big his boobs are"
October 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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but if you happened to INSIST on me giving you a twink I GUESS I'd give you smth like Hiura because of the contrast between gloomy Hiura and cheerful Hiura (hmph)
Hiura from "How to make a 'girl' fall in love" in his pre-makeover (glasses on, hair falling over eye) state with an exasperated expression Hiura smiling post-makeup with a blush, glasses removed and bangs cleared out
October 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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imagining this from the perspective of an increasingly fatter noble that's incredibly bottom heavy
tweet from salivasisters which reads "your D cup Breasts are a putrid display of opulence, while my A cups (of Which i am NOT insecure about!!) show dignity, nobility, a refined and Modest way of Life."
October 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
wetnthorny.bsky.social
YOU
onetonsolo and 10 others reposted your post: I'm always saying this Grinda Goat
October 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
wetnthorny.bsky.social
I'm always saying this
tweet from pompom625tn in Japanese, the translation of which reads "Why don't you join the cult of appreciating soft, plump males?"
October 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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new bio just dropped
profile editing screen with the description edited to say "they/it | 26 | Beware."
October 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM