The prophecy says I need a little forehead kiss

I'm sad, everyone hit me with your favorite dad jokes

I'm such a leftovers girl. People who don't take their food home from the restaurant or who make dinner and throw the rest away immediately??? How and why, I live on cold dinner from the night before for lunch.

What's with that mood you get in sometimes where no song sounds good and you'd rather finish your car ride on silence

Anybody know who is having Black Friday lobotomy deals?

What's a better children's show theme song:

What's New Scooby Doo

Or

The Pokemon Theme

I have two usual moods:

Cash money

And

Not cash money

Hi in American films and TV they often reference "the tri-state area" and, honestly, I don't know what that is and I'm never going to bother to look it up I don't care.

Living for humans making up silly little days to celebrate silly little things so we have something to look forward to in our silly little years 👼 incredible use of evolution and free will

Officially "Merry Christmas" everyone