If Bluesky fails I'm moving to a cottage in the woods with a murder of crows picking up the shiny trinkets I leave out for them and delivering them to people I'm thinking of as blessings... Or omens.

If it turns out well, would you share the recipe/tips?

Mannnn, the number and craziness factor for the hair dreams I've had over the last 23 years doing hair...There is not a single nutty thing you could tell me you dreamed about that would surprise me at this point 😆

Well deserved, D. 🫶🏻

Happy B Day, D!!! 🎉💕🫂

There are things the young kids do these days. They may make no sense at all to you. Pay it no mind.

Let me know when you get to the part about Lafufus, I'd like to laugh with you by proxy

1000% this

Lololol well that's understandable, I've been pretty quiet and just... Absorbing the horrors of the world lately. I'm trying to come back to life though, so let me know if you want another care package of hair colors, this time from the Pacific Coast. 🤗

The original lyrics of which are not sung anymore because they're just SUPER racist after those first verses. It's almost like the gods are starting to get reaaallllll obvious in their signs.

It's better for your color anyway, just douse that shit in dry shampoo tomorrow and you're golden. P.s. I miss you and hope you're well, Goblin!

Perfection.

*scribbles on list* Good, good...

The sad thing is, if you're familiar with DC neighborhoods, you know they chose Georgetown because, next to Navy Yard, it's the richest, whitest, most conservative neighborhood in the city. They're collecting paychecks here, minimizing their risk, not actually trying to do the job.

I'm loving my Kobo Libre2 reader.

Ugh, same. I never thought one of the things I would miss the most about living in DC/NOVA was a discount German grocery store chain.