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🐒🔥✨Jenmonkey✨🔥🐒
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Hair Goddess, painter, former vol. FF/EMT, horror addict, orchid grower, Egyptology enthusiast, plant-addicted semi-feral swamp witch getting settled into life as a Seattleite and fighting fascism with news, sarcasm, and shitposting
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volts.wtf
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...

... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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onestpress.onestnetwork.com
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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definitelyjustbob.bsky.social
The severity of mental health issues among homeless Veterans differs depending on whether or not they are sheltered or unsheltered. On average, homelessness causes mental illness, not the other way around as has been uttered by various prominent ghouls.
September 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
Did you know that the Founders were so vehemently against having a standing army that might do what Comer is calling for that they explicitly wrote into the Constitution that Congress has to reauthorize the existence of the Army every two years or the entire thing has to disband?
ArtI.S8.C12.1 Overview of the Army Clause Article I, Section 8, Clause 12: [The Congress shall have Power . . . ] To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years; . . . The Army Clause1 provides Congress with authority to raise and support armies—an essential element of the federal government’s suite of war powers.2 The Clause’s structure reflects the Framers’ efforts to balance two competing concerns in the Founding era: a widespread mistrust of peacetime standing armies and the new nation’s desire to ensure security through military protection.3 The Framers sought to address both issues by authorizing Congress to raise and maintain armies, while requiring renewal of appropriations for that purpose every two years to ensure democratically elected representatives continued to support the army.4 Although congressional power to raise and support armies has sometimes come into tension with other constitutional rights and principles,5 the Supreme Court has described this power as broad and sweeping,6 and it has rejected some claimed limits on Congress’s authority under the Army Clause.7
August 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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rbreich.bsky.social
This, of course, comes after Tim Cook personally donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund.

Since then Apple has received tariff exemptions.

We're witnessing blatant crony capitalism. www.theverge.com/news/737757/...
Apple made a 24k gold and glass statue for Donald Trump
Another tactic from Tim Cook to charm the president.
www.theverge.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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lostcatdog.bsky.social
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social
When you strip away humanity
July 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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chronicleflask.katday.com
This isn’t the female gaze. This is the male gaze. It’s men who are obsessed with the physicality of other men. Women, in the main, would much rather see a man who looks like he’d make himself a stack of buttered toast and let you steal a slice
Screenshot: No room for wokeness! @Wokenessisevil Notice how no one, not a single soul, has ever complained about the female gaze in entertainment. [photos show Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) and Alan Ritchson (Reacher) with ripped muscles]
July 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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guitargirlnyc.bsky.social
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/19/u...

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Inside the Long Friendship Between Trump and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
July 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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adamparkhomenko.bsky.social
The internet is so quick
May 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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lincolnproject.us
Reminder: the Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen posts are just to distract from the Qatari "gift" or the fact that he's trying to rip Medicare and Medicaid from millions of Americans right now.
May 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
.@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I heard tell of so much of this stuff when we were reporting this story about the Epoch Times/Shen Yun/Falun Gong.

They all live on a compound and are encouraged to marry elders to stay in the country. Their existence is shocking.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
Tiger Huang, a former Dragon Springs resident who was on a U.S. student visa from Taiwan, said she was set up on three dates on the compound, and she believed her ability to stay in the U.S. was tied to the arrangement. “The purpose of setting up the dates was obvious,” Huang said. Her now-husband, a former Dragon Springs resident, confirmed the account. Huang said she was told by Dragon Springs officials her visa had expired and was told to go back to Taiwan after months of dating a nonpractitioner in the compound. She later learned that her visa had not expired when she was told to leave the country.
May 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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jakechristie.bsky.social
a Chris Murphy-retweeting pope. The ResistLibs really do have the Mandate of Heaven
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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jamellebouie.net
that single sentence is going to drive me insane
April 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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mollyjongfast.bsky.social
This is correct from @joeweisenthal.bsky.social
April 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
saruninjadesu.bsky.social
Well this explains why Bunheads is streaming on Hulu again. Also, I'm watching the hell out of this.
jessehawken.bsky.social Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · Apr 19
How am I only finding out this week that we’re getting a new super-expensive looking Bunheads 2.0 show from Amy Sherman-Palladino starring Charlotte Gainsbourg and Luke Kirby that starts streaming in a few days?
Poster for “ÉTOILE” with Charlotte Gainsbourg and Luke Kirby. New streaming series on Amazon starting April 24
April 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social
Hi Friends,

Rolling Stone just wrote about what we’re building—and I say we because none of this happens without you.
April 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
saruninjadesu.bsky.social
Amazing. Just incredible work here.
thoughtrise.bsky.social .chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · Apr 23
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet
April 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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sadiehartmann.bsky.social
More Black horror recommendations after watching Sinners!
Big messy pile of horror books by Black authors Big messy pile of horror books by Black authors Tananarive Due, Victor Lavalle, Johnny Compton, Alexis Henderson Octavia Butler, S. A. Cosby, Paula D. Ashe, Nalo Hopkinson
April 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
We actually gave them all raises Lenny.
@lennylaw.bsky.social: They’ve probably kicked out all the po-faced progressive millennials who insisted on clamping down on Wrongthink and stopped anything being funny.
April 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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deirdreassenza.bsky.social
The reason no one is enforcing these court orders is because the DOJ, meaning Pam Bondi, controls the US marshal service, the enforcement arm of the courts. Turns out putting the enforcement arm of one of the checks on the executive branch inside the executive branch was not a great idea.
April 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
April 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
saruninjadesu.bsky.social
As a white people, holy fuck this is funny 🤣🤣🤣
johnathanperk.bsky.social Waymo is I.C.E. @johnathanperk.bsky.social · Apr 17
As a [1/2-white] Black lawyer with 4 years of formal Linguistics training, I consider myself an AAVE expert, among other specialties.

That said, please enjoy. 🤓☺️
April 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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deirdreassenza.bsky.social
For the record
U.S. Department of Homeland Security Alien's Name ABREGO-GARCIA, , KILMER ARMADO Previous Criminal History Subject has no criminal history
April 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM