Charles Chestington III
@sarlaccforprez.bsky.social
Professional alt text writer. Please, call me Chester. Charles was my father.
Social media in general lol
January 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Social media in general lol
It’s just so much wooooork.
January 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It’s just so much wooooork.
Gen-Z Detector 2000
December 12, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Gen-Z Detector 2000
Stay hydrated!
December 9, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Stay hydrated!
Personally, I prefer Celsius over coffee. Hmu.
December 4, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Personally, I prefer Celsius over coffee. Hmu.
No one appreciates regular guys like me.
December 4, 2024 at 6:11 PM
No one appreciates regular guys like me.
That’s it!!! Does that still exist? Haven’t been to LA in 15 years.
December 4, 2024 at 4:01 AM
That’s it!!! Does that still exist? Haven’t been to LA in 15 years.
She was, like, a virgin.
December 3, 2024 at 3:10 PM
She was, like, a virgin.
They’re nice arms, but let’s not get carried away now lol
December 3, 2024 at 2:20 PM
They’re nice arms, but let’s not get carried away now lol
Those look like two totally different people! I’d fuck both.
December 3, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Those look like two totally different people! I’d fuck both.
Ok, very hot, etc. Question. Did you set up your phone on a 10 second timer then like… hop over all that shit and pick up the box? Cuz that’s dedication.
December 2, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Ok, very hot, etc. Question. Did you set up your phone on a 10 second timer then like… hop over all that shit and pick up the box? Cuz that’s dedication.
You’re such a goober ☺️
December 1, 2024 at 2:23 PM
You’re such a goober ☺️
3. Get a spotter. Esp with barbell bench. It’s difficult (and unsafe) to push yourself on bar without someone there to help you do it. Don’t be scared. Ask a buff bro. A good spot won’t lift your bar until you stagnate for long enough and/or the bar begins to drop.
November 30, 2024 at 6:13 AM
3. Get a spotter. Esp with barbell bench. It’s difficult (and unsafe) to push yourself on bar without someone there to help you do it. Don’t be scared. Ask a buff bro. A good spot won’t lift your bar until you stagnate for long enough and/or the bar begins to drop.
2. Use your chest. Actually use it. Mind-muscle connection is real. Can you bounce your pecs? If not, then you are lacking the connection and you’re not using your chest enough. Try flexing only your pecs until you can start individually controlling them. Sounds silly, but it’ll help your lifts.
November 30, 2024 at 6:11 AM
2. Use your chest. Actually use it. Mind-muscle connection is real. Can you bounce your pecs? If not, then you are lacking the connection and you’re not using your chest enough. Try flexing only your pecs until you can start individually controlling them. Sounds silly, but it’ll help your lifts.
Oh hey there, someone said “chest” three times and I magically appeared. It took me forever to get to 2 plates. Here’s what helped the most:
1. Protein. You cannot build muscle and get stronger without adequate protein. Make sure you’re getting enough through food and supplementation (shakes)
…
1. Protein. You cannot build muscle and get stronger without adequate protein. Make sure you’re getting enough through food and supplementation (shakes)
…
November 30, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Oh hey there, someone said “chest” three times and I magically appeared. It took me forever to get to 2 plates. Here’s what helped the most:
1. Protein. You cannot build muscle and get stronger without adequate protein. Make sure you’re getting enough through food and supplementation (shakes)
…
1. Protein. You cannot build muscle and get stronger without adequate protein. Make sure you’re getting enough through food and supplementation (shakes)
…
Next you’ll be saying pecan pie is delicious.
a person is pouring a glass of pure disappointment into a glass .
ALT: a person is pouring a glass of pure disappointment into a glass .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Next you’ll be saying pecan pie is delicious.
Don’t let these people yuck your yum! I think it looks……….. like…….. food?
a woman is sitting at a table eating food
Alt: a woman is sitting at a table dry heaving after looking at these disgusting pb&j eggs 🤢🤢🤢🤢
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Don’t let these people yuck your yum! I think it looks……….. like…….. food?
Portable battery.
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Portable battery.
He did offer me some popcorn which was very nice. He was also shaking his legs furiously and scrolling through Instagram through half the movie, which was… not nice.
November 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
He did offer me some popcorn which was very nice. He was also shaking his legs furiously and scrolling through Instagram through half the movie, which was… not nice.
The 50s go where it says 10 right? Fuck it, this is too hard. I’ll just leave them by the bench.
November 25, 2024 at 1:50 PM
The 50s go where it says 10 right? Fuck it, this is too hard. I’ll just leave them by the bench.
Excuse me, you stole my story. Except it wasn’t Mother Lode. What was that Mexican place across the street from The Abbey that had those cheap margaritas? We’d pregame there before going to the more classy gay bar lol.
November 25, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Excuse me, you stole my story. Except it wasn’t Mother Lode. What was that Mexican place across the street from The Abbey that had those cheap margaritas? We’d pregame there before going to the more classy gay bar lol.