Charles Chestington III
@sarlaccforprez.bsky.social
Professional alt text writer. Please, call me Chester. Charles was my father.
Me trying to find last minute tickets to go see Wicked with all the cool gays…
November 24, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Me trying to find last minute tickets to go see Wicked with all the cool gays…
But have you played it with horse armor…
November 24, 2024 at 4:18 PM
But have you played it with horse armor…
Is it gonna look like this in a month…
November 23, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Is it gonna look like this in a month…
If they can do this for beards they can do this for butts.
November 22, 2024 at 5:01 PM
If they can do this for beards they can do this for butts.
Post a ship that’s neither Star Trek nor Star Wars.
November 21, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Post a ship that’s neither Star Trek nor Star Wars.
I’ve had this new phone for like 2 hours and giiiiiiirl I am getting influenced.
November 20, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I’ve had this new phone for like 2 hours and giiiiiiirl I am getting influenced.
It took like 3 hours to transfer from my old 12. The new one finally booted up but the old one has been stuck on this 🧐. Wonder if it’s safe to cancel.
November 20, 2024 at 10:34 PM
It took like 3 hours to transfer from my old 12. The new one finally booted up but the old one has been stuck on this 🧐. Wonder if it’s safe to cancel.
Omg it worked!
November 20, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Omg it worked!
Yall I got my very first bot! Ain’t she cute? Do I follow her back? Like-spam her 3 posts? Give her my Social Security number?
November 20, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Yall I got my very first bot! Ain’t she cute? Do I follow her back? Like-spam her 3 posts? Give her my Social Security number?
I finally understand what this song is about.
November 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I finally understand what this song is about.
Me sittin in the room while all you Marshas talk about finding your old twitter friends…
November 17, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Me sittin in the room while all you Marshas talk about finding your old twitter friends…
There’s only one answer and we all know what it is.
November 17, 2024 at 6:48 PM
There’s only one answer and we all know what it is.
If you were a villain, who would you be?
The most fabulous villain of them all.
The most fabulous villain of them all.
November 17, 2024 at 5:08 PM
If you were a villain, who would you be?
The most fabulous villain of them all.
The most fabulous villain of them all.
Oh hey. Just one second ☝️
November 17, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Oh hey. Just one second ☝️
I was raised in these streets.
November 17, 2024 at 4:55 AM
I was raised in these streets.
This game. I don’t know why they keep trying to make coaster games in 3D. I don’t need to ride them, I need to watch tiny people vomit on the sidewalk.
November 17, 2024 at 4:52 AM
This game. I don’t know why they keep trying to make coaster games in 3D. I don’t need to ride them, I need to watch tiny people vomit on the sidewalk.
Well next time someone asks you that… say yes. And then get yourself a trucker hat and some navigators. I’m betting they’ll still come over.
November 17, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Well next time someone asks you that… say yes. And then get yourself a trucker hat and some navigators. I’m betting they’ll still come over.
It’s a pec party, show us what you got.
November 16, 2024 at 2:56 PM
It’s a pec party, show us what you got.