SardonicJPEG
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SardonicJPEG
@sardonicjpeg.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Hot take: The phrase "nobody is coming to save you" while apt in some cases, is actually really toxic and is another way of saying "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" and serves as an extension of the "fuck you, I got mine" mentality.
Maybe we should help each other.
Maybe we should help each other.
It's easier to be that asshole who disagrees with everything anyone says than put forward any concrete positions
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's easier to be that asshole who disagrees with everything anyone says than put forward any concrete positions
Hot take: The phrase "nobody is coming to save you" while apt in some cases, is actually really toxic and is another way of saying "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" and serves as an extension of the "fuck you, I got mine" mentality.
Maybe we should help each other.
Maybe we should help each other.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Hot take: The phrase "nobody is coming to save you" while apt in some cases, is actually really toxic and is another way of saying "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" and serves as an extension of the "fuck you, I got mine" mentality.
Maybe we should help each other.
Maybe we should help each other.
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A clarification
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A clarification
Personally I am quite afraid that Mamdani will be sabotaged into oblivion, and used to "prove" that progressive policy doesn't work. Like I'm just sayin'. The CIA will try to fuck him over.
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Personally I am quite afraid that Mamdani will be sabotaged into oblivion, and used to "prove" that progressive policy doesn't work. Like I'm just sayin'. The CIA will try to fuck him over.
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all you can really do is absentmindedly tweet "You do start to appreciate why Lenin and Stalin just shot everybody."
September 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
all you can really do is absentmindedly tweet "You do start to appreciate why Lenin and Stalin just shot everybody."
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
Bold to assume elections are still happening in this country
Asked if she'll run for president again, Kamala Harris says: "Possibly."
October 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Bold to assume elections are still happening in this country
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Asked if she'll run for president again, Kamala Harris says: "Possibly."
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Asked if she'll run for president again, Kamala Harris says: "Possibly."
You saw what was going on and decided to go to sleep. The authoritarian nightmare will still be there when you finally decide to wake up again
October 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You saw what was going on and decided to go to sleep. The authoritarian nightmare will still be there when you finally decide to wake up again
"I was living in the moment all day, and it kept getting me killed by nazis"
August 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
"I was living in the moment all day, and it kept getting me killed by nazis"
Sometimes, we are beautiful, folly formed, but stuck in the wrong place.
August 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sometimes, we are beautiful, folly formed, but stuck in the wrong place.
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The danger is not so much that machines may become like humans, but that humans may forget what it means to be humane.
August 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The danger is not so much that machines may become like humans, but that humans may forget what it means to be humane.
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“still punk as fuck” i whisper while rejecting mainstream norms, authority, and societal expectations
August 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“still punk as fuck” i whisper while rejecting mainstream norms, authority, and societal expectations
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weird how so many of the "tough on crime" folks turn out to be criminals
August 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
weird how so many of the "tough on crime" folks turn out to be criminals
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I don't like you and don't want to talk to you.
August 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I don't like you and don't want to talk to you.
Cursed to make a banger reply after everyone has already seen the thread
August 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Cursed to make a banger reply after everyone has already seen the thread
Finally, we have finished building the world-famous Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi thriller, "Don't Build the Torment Nexus"!
August 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Finally, we have finished building the world-famous Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi thriller, "Don't Build the Torment Nexus"!
$12 billion to provide cataract surgery for every preventably blind American under age 65.
$11 billion for universal free school lunches
$7 billion to put a mental health counselor in every public school
$11 billion for universal free school lunches
$7 billion to put a mental health counselor in every public school
The $200 billion budget for ICE could pay for:
$75 billion for tuition free college and trade schools
$70 billion for universal child care
$25 billion to build affordable housing and end homelessness (this creates a federal construction jobs program)
$75 billion for tuition free college and trade schools
$70 billion for universal child care
$25 billion to build affordable housing and end homelessness (this creates a federal construction jobs program)
August 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
$12 billion to provide cataract surgery for every preventably blind American under age 65.
$11 billion for universal free school lunches
$7 billion to put a mental health counselor in every public school
$11 billion for universal free school lunches
$7 billion to put a mental health counselor in every public school
The $200 billion budget for ICE could pay for:
$75 billion for tuition free college and trade schools
$70 billion for universal child care
$25 billion to build affordable housing and end homelessness (this creates a federal construction jobs program)
$75 billion for tuition free college and trade schools
$70 billion for universal child care
$25 billion to build affordable housing and end homelessness (this creates a federal construction jobs program)
August 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The $200 billion budget for ICE could pay for:
$75 billion for tuition free college and trade schools
$70 billion for universal child care
$25 billion to build affordable housing and end homelessness (this creates a federal construction jobs program)
$75 billion for tuition free college and trade schools
$70 billion for universal child care
$25 billion to build affordable housing and end homelessness (this creates a federal construction jobs program)
the red-lipped batfish has a face so uncanny that you could probably convince people of antiquity that it was a person cursed by a witch
August 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the red-lipped batfish has a face so uncanny that you could probably convince people of antiquity that it was a person cursed by a witch
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Support for Trump is built on:
A weakling's understanding of strength.
A fool's understanding of intellect.
A coward's understanding of courage.
A miser's understanding of charity.
A narcissist's understanding of humility.
A predator's understanding of mercy.
A weakling's understanding of strength.
A fool's understanding of intellect.
A coward's understanding of courage.
A miser's understanding of charity.
A narcissist's understanding of humility.
A predator's understanding of mercy.
August 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Support for Trump is built on:
A weakling's understanding of strength.
A fool's understanding of intellect.
A coward's understanding of courage.
A miser's understanding of charity.
A narcissist's understanding of humility.
A predator's understanding of mercy.
A weakling's understanding of strength.
A fool's understanding of intellect.
A coward's understanding of courage.
A miser's understanding of charity.
A narcissist's understanding of humility.
A predator's understanding of mercy.
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We think we've come so far. Torture of heretics, burning of witches, is all ancient history. Then, before you can blink an eye, suddenly, it threatens to start all over again.
August 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We think we've come so far. Torture of heretics, burning of witches, is all ancient history. Then, before you can blink an eye, suddenly, it threatens to start all over again.
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: The Best In-Detentions
The Best In-Detentions
theonion.com
August 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: The Best In-Detentions