Max
sarcmax.bsky.social
Max
@sarcmax.bsky.social
Certified Goober
The worst part of playing GT:NH is trying to figure out which of my friends is a compatible kind of weird
December 6, 2024 at 1:17 AM
TFW you're a mediaeval peasant and you left the cursed sword that whispers podcasts to you at home
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 20, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Reposted by Max
you know what they say, if you’re an eavesdropper or a telepath
November 20, 2024 at 5:01 PM
You know what would be crazy?

If people who see this, who also play that new tcg Pokemon mobile game accidentally put my friend code in to the people search and then slipped and sent a friend request

8294334638002735

Woops
November 19, 2024 at 12:01 PM
I've enjoyed not having a bathroom that forces you to make eye contact with through a mirror directly in front of you when you sit on the toilet

Until today

When I discovered that both the handles on the bathroom cabinet create a tiny house of mirrors through which I was forced to witness myself
November 18, 2024 at 10:30 PM
What a world

My vacuum cleaner was missing, presumed run away, when I got home. Only to be found huddled under a couch he physically can't get under
November 18, 2024 at 6:25 AM
I made a hat
November 17, 2024 at 10:27 AM