Max
sarcmax.bsky.social
Max
@sarcmax.bsky.social
Certified Goober
Dare I ask, what is lasagna soup??
November 21, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Asking for a friend, what's the name of the big mouse?

(It's me, I'm the friend)
November 21, 2024 at 1:44 AM
When did we lose the fire and sparkles gifs. Truely the internet has never been as great since
November 20, 2024 at 11:16 PM
> you enter the kitchen to find that someone spilt coffee on the counter and croissants, that's why they're warm
November 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
"remember where we parked" - me to me everytime I drive myself somewhere

Jury is still out on the effectiveness
November 20, 2024 at 2:44 AM
You can eat some of today, as a treat. But don't eat the whole day or there'll be no today left for later
November 20, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Queen sized bed so I can treat my phone right
November 18, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Simpler times

now they make you do it without RDP
November 17, 2024 at 12:27 PM
I genuinely thought that was a stapler in orbit in the second picture for longer than I'm proud to admit
November 17, 2024 at 10:40 AM