Bethannie Horn
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So tired and so angry. Did not FA, but going to try to keep my sense of humor during the FO
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You guys, it’s a Zonkey!
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
You guys, it’s a Zonkey!
I have a long list of people I legitimately hate and those I will never forgive. But you know what I need? A list of people outside my immediate family is can love and enjoy
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have a long list of people I legitimately hate and those I will never forgive. But you know what I need? A list of people outside my immediate family is can love and enjoy
You know what? Im not really interested in rumors of a consensual act, im more concerned about the nonconsensual stuff.
That being said, these memes are hilarious and I hope he strokes out
That being said, these memes are hilarious and I hope he strokes out
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You know what? Im not really interested in rumors of a consensual act, im more concerned about the nonconsensual stuff.
That being said, these memes are hilarious and I hope he strokes out
That being said, these memes are hilarious and I hope he strokes out
Just glancing at MAGA comments in local news threads has led me to believe we are about a week away from MAGA declaring that child rape is no big deal and it probably shouldn't be a crime anyway.
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just glancing at MAGA comments in local news threads has led me to believe we are about a week away from MAGA declaring that child rape is no big deal and it probably shouldn't be a crime anyway.
Made the Saturday breakfast. The dogs and I have an agreement, they get one strip of bacon each.
Right now Presley is sitting at my feet with that look.
"You already had bacon"
"We've had one, yes. What about second bacon?"
Right now Presley is sitting at my feet with that look.
"You already had bacon"
"We've had one, yes. What about second bacon?"
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Made the Saturday breakfast. The dogs and I have an agreement, they get one strip of bacon each.
Right now Presley is sitting at my feet with that look.
"You already had bacon"
"We've had one, yes. What about second bacon?"
Right now Presley is sitting at my feet with that look.
"You already had bacon"
"We've had one, yes. What about second bacon?"
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I love when cops uphold the law, even if it’s one of their own
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I love when cops uphold the law, even if it’s one of their own
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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the tone deafness is beyond parody
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the tone deafness is beyond parody
Something that's very important to know about me: when im cooking, I don't measure most ingredients. But now that i've been diagnosed with diabetes, that may change. At least spices won't spike my sugar, right? Because if I lose my cumin privileges, Im not sure i want to keep going.
a puppet in a kitchen with a pot on its head
ALT: a puppet in a kitchen with a pot on its head
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October 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Something that's very important to know about me: when im cooking, I don't measure most ingredients. But now that i've been diagnosed with diabetes, that may change. At least spices won't spike my sugar, right? Because if I lose my cumin privileges, Im not sure i want to keep going.
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October 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This one is a favorite of mine
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This one is a favorite of mine
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
Visitor this am
October 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Visitor this am
Streaming My Fellow Americans for background noise while working and I want to cry
October 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Streaming My Fellow Americans for background noise while working and I want to cry
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9-yr-old Ukrainian Sasha Paskal has won gold&bronze medals at the All-Ukrainian Rhythmic Gymnastics Competition "Black Sea Cup"
In the summer of 2022she was seriously injured by a Russian strike and underwent a leg amputation
Sasha didn’t give up.She went through rehabilitation
📹bokareva.solovey.m
In the summer of 2022she was seriously injured by a Russian strike and underwent a leg amputation
Sasha didn’t give up.She went through rehabilitation
📹bokareva.solovey.m
October 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
9-yr-old Ukrainian Sasha Paskal has won gold&bronze medals at the All-Ukrainian Rhythmic Gymnastics Competition "Black Sea Cup"
In the summer of 2022she was seriously injured by a Russian strike and underwent a leg amputation
Sasha didn’t give up.She went through rehabilitation
📹bokareva.solovey.m
In the summer of 2022she was seriously injured by a Russian strike and underwent a leg amputation
Sasha didn’t give up.She went through rehabilitation
📹bokareva.solovey.m
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Not today Satan 👻🎃💀🐶🐾😂😂💙
October 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Not today Satan 👻🎃💀🐶🐾😂😂💙
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Radical leftist indoctrinating children with folk song Do Re Mi Antifa Sol La Ti Do
September 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Radical leftist indoctrinating children with folk song Do Re Mi Antifa Sol La Ti Do
Pete Hegseth is a well-decorated veteran of many a hard-fought bottle and don't you peons forget it!
October 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Pete Hegseth is a well-decorated veteran of many a hard-fought bottle and don't you peons forget it!
Made my appointment for a seasonal tire changeover
September 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Made my appointment for a seasonal tire changeover
When I was 4, my mother took me to a local mall for lunch. For once, she acted parental and forbade me to join a boy about my age who was playing on the escalator. He was wearing bright blue flip flops. I remember him jumping on and off the escalator at the bottom, where it disappeared. 1/
September 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
When I was 4, my mother took me to a local mall for lunch. For once, she acted parental and forbade me to join a boy about my age who was playing on the escalator. He was wearing bright blue flip flops. I remember him jumping on and off the escalator at the bottom, where it disappeared. 1/
RFK Jr is like Grunthos the Flatulent
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
RFK Jr is like Grunthos the Flatulent
Incoming right wing butthurt
September 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Incoming right wing butthurt
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Some guy is blaring out the Imperial March while following soldiers patrolling Washington DC
Wonderful stuff
Wonderful stuff
September 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Some guy is blaring out the Imperial March while following soldiers patrolling Washington DC
Wonderful stuff
Wonderful stuff