Lor
@sarcasticlory.bsky.social
Crafted by European artisans in NYC. Limited edition.
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Lor
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· Jan 1
Lil Jon will help us find our zen in 2025.
Sparkly things on sale at catbird and ring concierge.
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sparkly things on sale at catbird and ring concierge.
I got BBL and Moxi laser done to my face today and it doesn’t feel good right now. Oh and it was 40° and really windy and everything was not going right today.
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I got BBL and Moxi laser done to my face today and it doesn’t feel good right now. Oh and it was 40° and really windy and everything was not going right today.
Been sitting on my hands all day trying not to type it but fuck it. Did everyone but Hillary blow Bill?
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Been sitting on my hands all day trying not to type it but fuck it. Did everyone but Hillary blow Bill?
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Would be funny to buy a casket and set it up in your living room. If ppl get weirded out by it just tell them you like to always be prepared.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Would be funny to buy a casket and set it up in your living room. If ppl get weirded out by it just tell them you like to always be prepared.
Love when I see a mystery package is on the way cause love surprises 🤗
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Love when I see a mystery package is on the way cause love surprises 🤗
I thought Nancy Reagan being the throat goat was spectacular but the possibility that Trump blew Clinton just topped that.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I thought Nancy Reagan being the throat goat was spectacular but the possibility that Trump blew Clinton just topped that.
I don’t think we need another video platform but no AI and only 6 secs might get me to redownload
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I don’t think we need another video platform but no AI and only 6 secs might get me to redownload
I beat my body to shit the past week. I could’ve used that sauna time.
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I beat my body to shit the past week. I could’ve used that sauna time.
The gym sauna is small. 2 old ladies were taking up both sides of it with zero fucks to make room for me. One on a top bench one on a bottom one on opposite sides. I couldn’t get my 20 min. I will be waiting for them next time. Naked. Spread eagle.
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The gym sauna is small. 2 old ladies were taking up both sides of it with zero fucks to make room for me. One on a top bench one on a bottom one on opposite sides. I couldn’t get my 20 min. I will be waiting for them next time. Naked. Spread eagle.
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
So now it’s just winter all of a sudden.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
So now it’s just winter all of a sudden.
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The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree has arrived ‼️🎄 It was A New York City
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree has arrived ‼️🎄 It was A New York City
Post you from a different era
We were in DC. I really didn’t want to hold that flag. My mom put on pants that matched the flag. This is what happens when everyone in your family is an immigrant and you’re the only one born here.
I wish I still had my mom’s coat rn!!
We were in DC. I really didn’t want to hold that flag. My mom put on pants that matched the flag. This is what happens when everyone in your family is an immigrant and you’re the only one born here.
I wish I still had my mom’s coat rn!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Post you from a different era
We were in DC. I really didn’t want to hold that flag. My mom put on pants that matched the flag. This is what happens when everyone in your family is an immigrant and you’re the only one born here.
I wish I still had my mom’s coat rn!!
We were in DC. I really didn’t want to hold that flag. My mom put on pants that matched the flag. This is what happens when everyone in your family is an immigrant and you’re the only one born here.
I wish I still had my mom’s coat rn!!
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
Ppl in the comments are pissy but this is accurate. It is not a simple task. Lucky if we see any goals achieved a year from now.
When Zohran Mamdani becomes mayor of New York City, he will immediately have to confront a host of issues that have little to do with “freezing the rent,” his main housing-related pledge. Here’s a look at a few of them.
5 Pressing Housing Issues for Mamdani, From Airbnb to Angry Landlords
When Zohran Mamdani becomes mayor, he will immediately have to confront a host of issues that have little to do with “freezing the rent,” his main housing-related pledge.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Ppl in the comments are pissy but this is accurate. It is not a simple task. Lucky if we see any goals achieved a year from now.
No idea what he said cause I’m too distracted by the fact he looks like Kathy Bates and Christopher Walken rolled into one.
ROGAN: “What makes Mamdani a swindler?”
MUSK: “uhhhhhhhh….”
MUSK: “uhhhhhhhh….”
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
No idea what he said cause I’m too distracted by the fact he looks like Kathy Bates and Christopher Walken rolled into one.
It’s been 3 weeks since I’ve been in the gym and today I go back. Whoa boy do I not do well when I don’t work out.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’s been 3 weeks since I’ve been in the gym and today I go back. Whoa boy do I not do well when I don’t work out.
This, my Mou boots and a trapper hat.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This, my Mou boots and a trapper hat.
May he bring the change I’ve been waiting for for a long time.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
May he bring the change I’ve been waiting for for a long time.
This really was a such huge turnout. I’m always so disappointed how low it is for local elections. Hardly ever hits 1 million. It surpassed that this time. Biggest turn out since ‘93!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This really was a such huge turnout. I’m always so disappointed how low it is for local elections. Hardly ever hits 1 million. It surpassed that this time. Biggest turn out since ‘93!!
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If you thought twitter was bad a year ago on election night somehow it’s worse with NYC mayoral election.
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If you thought twitter was bad a year ago on election night somehow it’s worse with NYC mayoral election.
Small town not really too many people are familiar with. Quiet and charming.
All right i'll bite. What is New York City
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Small town not really too many people are familiar with. Quiet and charming.
MTG stopped drinking the kool aid huh?
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
MTG stopped drinking the kool aid huh?
Explain DST to cats cause they want their meals an hour early.
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Explain DST to cats cause they want their meals an hour early.