Lor
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Crafted by European artisans in NYC. Limited edition.
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· Jan 1
Lil Jon will help us find our zen in 2025.
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
So now it’s just winter all of a sudden.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
So now it’s just winter all of a sudden.
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The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree has arrived ‼️🎄 It was A New York City
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree has arrived ‼️🎄 It was A New York City
Post you from a different era
We were in DC. I really didn’t want to hold that flag. My mom put on pants that matched the flag. This is what happens when everyone in your family is an immigrant and you’re the only one born here.
I wish I still had my mom’s coat rn!!
We were in DC. I really didn’t want to hold that flag. My mom put on pants that matched the flag. This is what happens when everyone in your family is an immigrant and you’re the only one born here.
I wish I still had my mom’s coat rn!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Post you from a different era
We were in DC. I really didn’t want to hold that flag. My mom put on pants that matched the flag. This is what happens when everyone in your family is an immigrant and you’re the only one born here.
I wish I still had my mom’s coat rn!!
We were in DC. I really didn’t want to hold that flag. My mom put on pants that matched the flag. This is what happens when everyone in your family is an immigrant and you’re the only one born here.
I wish I still had my mom’s coat rn!!
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
Ppl in the comments are pissy but this is accurate. It is not a simple task. Lucky if we see any goals achieved a year from now.
When Zohran Mamdani becomes mayor of New York City, he will immediately have to confront a host of issues that have little to do with “freezing the rent,” his main housing-related pledge. Here’s a look at a few of them.
5 Pressing Housing Issues for Mamdani, From Airbnb to Angry Landlords
When Zohran Mamdani becomes mayor, he will immediately have to confront a host of issues that have little to do with “freezing the rent,” his main housing-related pledge.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Ppl in the comments are pissy but this is accurate. It is not a simple task. Lucky if we see any goals achieved a year from now.
No idea what he said cause I’m too distracted by the fact he looks like Kathy Bates and Christopher Walken rolled into one.
ROGAN: “What makes Mamdani a swindler?”
MUSK: “uhhhhhhhh….”
MUSK: “uhhhhhhhh….”
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
No idea what he said cause I’m too distracted by the fact he looks like Kathy Bates and Christopher Walken rolled into one.
It’s been 3 weeks since I’ve been in the gym and today I go back. Whoa boy do I not do well when I don’t work out.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’s been 3 weeks since I’ve been in the gym and today I go back. Whoa boy do I not do well when I don’t work out.
This, my Mou boots and a trapper hat.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This, my Mou boots and a trapper hat.
May he bring the change I’ve been waiting for for a long time.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
May he bring the change I’ve been waiting for for a long time.
This really was a such huge turnout. I’m always so disappointed how low it is for local elections. Hardly ever hits 1 million. It surpassed that this time. Biggest turn out since ‘93!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This really was a such huge turnout. I’m always so disappointed how low it is for local elections. Hardly ever hits 1 million. It surpassed that this time. Biggest turn out since ‘93!!
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If you thought twitter was bad a year ago on election night somehow it’s worse with NYC mayoral election.
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If you thought twitter was bad a year ago on election night somehow it’s worse with NYC mayoral election.
Small town not really too many people are familiar with. Quiet and charming.
All right i'll bite. What is New York City
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Small town not really too many people are familiar with. Quiet and charming.
MTG stopped drinking the kool aid huh?
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
MTG stopped drinking the kool aid huh?
Explain DST to cats cause they want their meals an hour early.
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Explain DST to cats cause they want their meals an hour early.
The theives they’ve arrested so far from the Louvre heist are such pretty boys. The whole thing seems like a comedy from early the 2000’s. Once again reality is defeating fiction.
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The theives they’ve arrested so far from the Louvre heist are such pretty boys. The whole thing seems like a comedy from early the 2000’s. Once again reality is defeating fiction.
Ended up with another inappropriate ride share driver this weekend and I’m ready to drive myself again.
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ended up with another inappropriate ride share driver this weekend and I’m ready to drive myself again.
I took taekwondo for 3 years as a kid.
Join me in disclosing a little known fact about yourself that may surprise your followers.
I’ll start: I love LEGOs.
I’ll start: I love LEGOs.
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I took taekwondo for 3 years as a kid.
What a view!! The energy is so amazing
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
What a view!! The energy is so amazing
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immigrants get shit done
So the World Series MVP is an… immigrant
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
immigrants get shit done
I would have a hair appt the day of the marathon which is ON the marathon route. Idk how I’m getting there but I’ll find out tomorrow 🤷🏼♀️
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I would have a hair appt the day of the marathon which is ON the marathon route. Idk how I’m getting there but I’ll find out tomorrow 🤷🏼♀️
Figures when I decide to turn the game off that something happens.
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Figures when I decide to turn the game off that something happens.
Her son and his friend were dressed like Beavis and Butthead and Generation MTV loves to see it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Her son and his friend were dressed like Beavis and Butthead and Generation MTV loves to see it.