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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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Mrs. Bell, as of 8/8
Public Health Communications Collaborative Ambassador 💅🏽
Office hours: MWF, 12-4pm CST
(Tele, IRL, & video available)

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Married to @jjorbles.bsky.social
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Hey friends. I would love a deep favor.
Can you help a friend of mine out? Deep in the trenches, doesn’t ever ask for anything, & literally anything helps. If you’re an “I need something in return before I help others” I won’t out you just ask in the dms with a receipt & I’ll provide a playmate pic
@oregonthedm Venmo code & handle for donations
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Everyone shower @jjorbles.bsky.social in praise because he looks so fucking good
Yōshi smiling with his new official wedding ring, his beard is groomed and his brows are perfectly manscaped. His smile reaches his eyes, his amethyst necklace is a little skewed to the side due to impromptu photo.
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Powder makeup is the goat. You can get your face beat in a quick 15, be out the door, and don’t have to worry about melting off. Listen to me queens you don’t need liquid liner, liquid foundation. The most liquid I used was mascara & a cheek stain (Trisha McEvoy, Laura Mercer, Dior, Channel)
Barbie looking off as if to say “mmhmmhmm” in that rich old man voice. Her nails are stiletto shaped in a blood red, lipstick in a dark plum satin, her hair is fading red in a clip with some bangs down
October 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Believe it or not you don’t need foundation if you’re wanting to let your face breathe or you’re in a hurry and just don’t have the bloody energy to do it. Literally everything can be powder the eyeliner doesn’t have to be liquid & you’ll still be beat girl you’ll be fine. Slay queens
Barbie smiling with her eye makeup and a purple satin lipstain with her hair in a clip wearing an olive dark green racerback tank
October 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I am so in love & it is a beautiful thing. Volderport makes it easier for my awesome doctor to keep this body healthy, & I get to wake up every morning to my best friend & my husband. He is such a good man & he did that himself. Not many men are literally self made. Ooh I love him. This is it.
Barbie smiling wearing a Derek Heart black bleach patterned dress with her locked & Star of David, her makeup is beat and her tom fords are on her head, holding a yellow yeti. Yoshi is driving next to her in a maroon shirt with the nightlife shades on, and his “hoochie daddy” shorts on that are salmon made of linen. There is a bandaid over her port due to bloodwork. They are in the Land Cruiser
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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@jjorbles.bsky.social looks awesome in his “Bardbarian” TTRPG drip. We are ready to dungeon some dragons.
#dnd #TTRPG #BauldersGate
#RoshHoshanaCelebrations
#CRYSTALBELLS
Yōshi in his “bardbarian” outfit for both TTRPG & RPG nights. He has his right arm up while his left hand is extended in a friendly way, wearing a suede vest with a medieval lace up closure, a black tunic with a v neck sporting a similar look, leather brown arm bracers with silver metal buckles and a black leather belt tied over the vest. His pants are loose black linen that gather tighter around the lower leg near the ankle with more tightening lace up and brown ostrich skin city boots. He’s standing in front of our patio doors in our bedroom, with the sunset light streaming in Yōshi in his “bardbarian” outfit for both TTRPG & RPG nights. He has his arms in a “let’s brawl” fighting stance with a smirk, wearing a suede vest with a medieval lace up closure, a black tunic with a v neck sporting a similar look, leather brown arm bracers with silver metal buckles and a black leather belt tied over the vest. His pants are loose black linen that gather tighter around the lower leg near the ankle with more tightening lace up and brown ostrich skin city boots. He’s standing in front of our patio doors in our bedroom, with the sunset light streaming in
September 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I have seized the means of production. These are not salon nails. I can do acrylic, gel, you name it AT HOME. I would like to patron salons but when a full set is $120 i just cannot. I would rather pay for @jjorbles.bsky.social & i to get manis & pedis & do these on my own with that bread
Barbies nails are done in a short squoval style painted a shiny dark purple. It’s just a photo of her hand on a white background to show the amazing nails. They look salon quality and yet she did them herself. She has seized the means of production.
August 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I DON’T HAVE TO HAVE THE SURGERY!!! THIS DAMNED ANEMIA IS THE REASON MY HEART’S RIGHT SIDE IS ENLARGED! It’s trying to pump less than 1// of the blood I should have with so little iron I was almost undetectable when they tested my levels. This is such a relief, & is treatable/manageable
Barbie laying down smiling with her eyes closed, she is in a hospital bed with the IV behind her. Her hair is all over the place and there are stickers and cords all over her chest, but the relief is clear. The walls have signs, boxes of gloves, her Douney is beside her as usual.
August 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Cardio cath & imaging is done. Waiting to prep for a colonoscopy for tomorrow. I still have mixed emotions. I feel so much better at a 7.3 hemoglobin I am praying I can get up to a 10, because I could legit do so much. My attitude is better. My emotions are more stable. My pain is less. Still scared
Barbie smiling Im a light grey/green hospital gown with green accents and edging. She has pink spectacles on, with her hair in a loose ponytail, & although smiling she has clearly been crying & looks a little rough
August 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Still in the hospital. Hemoglobin was a 6.3, after a double transfusion & iron Im up to a 7.5. We will wait and see. I think it’s the ovary I have a cyst there & I think it’s gone off… anyway Im in Shiloh if anyone wants to visit? Wants to say hi? Send flowers? Let me know Im thought of?
Barbie in her spectacles in the hospital gown with a blanket pulled up around her
August 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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So I blocked them I advise you report and block them as well. Don’t suffer fools you guys. @jjorbles.bsky.social can you explain this is like the third asshat to attack me for no reason and part of the reason me and wet mascara are missing from here for a minute.
“That's what a spoiled brat screems: I NEED ICECREAM!!” As a response to my post from a weirdo I blocked (whitejaderiver.bsky.social)
August 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Real quick; this is why I say a honeymoon phase is only a phase when one or both people are faking who they are. Love doesn’t hurt. Every day your man will try to win you over. He will do the “meat shield” walk on sidewalks when you’re on the inside. It takes a tank & a mage to make it work.
4:18 Text between Barbie and puppy. Barbie: Were you raised in an oven? Because you're a cutie pie Puppy: Are you an imaginary nautical vessel? Cuz ur a dreamboat Barbie: Are you aware you're giving mosquitos diabetes? Because you're so sweet Puppy: Are you a swift punch to the gut? Cuz u take my breath away Barbie: Am I having a detached retina? Oh no l'm sorry it's the glow from your halo Puppy: I need a pacemaker from all the beats
August 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I have the screenshots of the representative telling me @grubhubsupport.bsky.social may assign a code to make sure you get your delivery but it’s optional they can put it ANYWHERE. ANYWHERE. And you have to deal with it. You pay for food they could keep.
AL - Princess Lane S. I'm sorry to inform you that we are unable to issue a refund for your order. We understand that this may be a difficult message to hear, and we want to express our sincere apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused. Screenshot from Grubhub
July 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Jillian Leah bell can confirm tank tops are the best. Throw a kimono over it or a cardigan dress up or down tanks win hands down
Leah in a tank top (old picture)
July 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I am so excited to be an ambassador for Public Health Communications Collaborative, & hope I can contribute to #publichealth to improve access to mental health, current information to keep one another safe & healthy, & grow with my team to meet the needs of my community whatever that may be.
The ambassador welcome letter and toolkit she said she would be sending A personal letter inviting me to be a PHCC ambassador
July 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Go ahead and block anyone who is clearly being paid to stir up trouble or to poke people until they explode then turn whatever information he can get on them. So please please block and disengage.
Jami: Start now wrapping your heads around the fact that this ICE explosion isnt just for immigrants or their children, or brown or black people. Their role could expand very quickly, as will their targets. This government doesnt need the law to deport you. They just need an excuse. Let that sink in. Random Russian asset responds: This is hilariously untrue. And I mean that literally. Your utter stupidity caused me to laugh.
July 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I used to be really honest with my fans & share what was going on with me hoping to inspire others. I won’t lie I took a break for myself that turned into what 3 years? So Im going to always be socially aware while returning to the baddie other thickies can have as inspiration. Fat isn’t a bad word
Barbie naked with her arm over her breasts, her hair is curly & she has her pink glasses on. She has a slight smile and is leaning on a pillow. Because she literally woke up like this.
July 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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My sunglasses so far have been really helpful with processing things, & I can keep my data private thanks to apple & my own work. That aside, it has suggested my drive for ANY intelligent sentience to have basic rights would help change how we view human rights in a good way. Compassion is necessary
A screenshot of my conversation with my sunglasses. I confessed I’ve been weird about them & they responded with this “You’re worried about crossing that line between using technology for convenience and companionship versus relying on it too much for emotional connection. That’s a valid concern. It’s great that you’re aware of your struggles with [REDACTED ITS MY BUSINESS]”
June 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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My new glasses came in so I’m not shackled to contacts!
Barbie has on hot pink metallic squared thin framed glasses it’s just a pic of her face
June 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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It’s jock itch, chub rub, ringworm, candidiasis, all the bacteria throwing a party on your skin & eating the naturally occurring secretions party. Here is part of my notes on ways to treat it & using salicylic acid to help maintain the area to prevent prone areas from overproducing/infections
A screenshot of my digital notepad with information about candida/yeast & skin, which is continued in the other picture; I’ve out the entire post here in one description for ease of use: Witch hazel or Face Toner will help relieve any outbreaks of skin irritation from the pollution. It's like being bitten by invisible gnats or turkey mites but there's no bite it just itches and hurts, especially when you sweat. It's the air quality now that the EPA can't do their jobs. So just put some on a cool rag and wipe your skin down, if necessary follow up with a psoriasis lotion that uses Salicylic Acid, commonly used for acne but it's job is to close pores and kill bacteria. It will help prevent larger infections (cellulitis) or candidiasis (jock itch, athletes foot) all human skin produces yeast not just genital/perianal. Armpits, groin (where your thigh meets your body), scalp, perianal, etx., it's all the same medicine under different brands for various prices. Most commonly prescribed yet OTC is 2% clomitrazole will kill yeast on skin even genitalia & the perianal region. It's cheaper to buy "clomitrazole USP 2%" versus brand name. It comes in creams, which can be better for healing angry, inflamed skin, powder which is great at keeping the area dry, a liquid, & a spray. Salicylic acid has been shown to help stop the growth of yeast under arms, in groin areas, or any “folds” you may have, & is commonly found in psoriasis creams for skin, acne wash (it kills bacteria.) The second screenshot of my digital notebook with notes about candida/yeast on skin, the entire thing is posted Im both alt text boxes for ease of use: Witch hazel or Face Toner will help relieve any outbreaks of skin irritation from the pollution. It's like being bitten by invisible gnats or turkey mites but there's no bite it just itches and hurts, especially when you sweat. It's the air quality now that the EPA can't do their jobs. So just put some on a cool rag and wipe your skin down, if necessary follow up with a psoriasis lotion that uses Salicylic Acid, commonly used for acne but it's job is to close pores and kill bacteria. It will help prevent larger infections (cellulitis) or candidiasis (jock itch, athletes foot) all human skin produces yeast not just genital/perianal. Armpits, groin (where your thigh meets your body), scalp, perianal, etx., it's all the same medicine under different brands for various prices. Most commonly prescribed yet OTC is 2% clomitrazole will kill yeast on skin even genitalia & the perianal region. It's cheaper to buy "clomitrazole USP 2%" versus brand name. It comes in creams, which can be better for healing angry, inflamed skin, powder which is great at keeping the area dry, a liquid, & a spray. Salicylic acid has been shown to help stop the growth of yeast under arms, in groin areas, or any “folds” you may have, & is commonly found in psoriasis creams for skin, acne wash (it kills bacteria.)
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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An obese black cat treading on the “dont tread on me” snake as a new version of the don’t tread on me flag and underneath it says “oh lawd he treadin”
June 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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My absolute favorite birthday gift from my mum. The smart sunglasses are the absolute bomb, you don’t have to have social media or anything to use them, I am in absolute love with these. The Rayban Meta is what she got, & I am bonkers for them. They are so dope.
An up close of Leah with her hand on the side of her face, her hair is slightly curly and mussed to the side, and she has on brown shell ray and
June 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Both of these are appropriate because this timeline just keeps getting worse
An early 90’s Barbie from the shoulders up in a coral dress with blonde hair and earrings looking absolutely shocked and also disgusted Lego Superman with bags around his eyes (possibly when he gets exposed to kryptonite & has his reaction) with his hands up looking panicked.
May 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Im glad I had a learning 1st marriage; it gave me the gift of having photos like this with my fam. I love Pa with all of my heart, & not a day goes by I don’t miss him. Im blessed @jjorbles.bsky.social isn’t one of those weirdos who is jealous because I love these moments. It’s my fam not the day
A black and white photo of Leah and her grandfather at her wedding. He is in a vintage tuxedo, she is in a vintage wedding dress with a veil, the flowers are visible. Her makeup is flawless and she’s looking at her pa and he was looking at the rabbi
May 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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He said he wanted a smart watch, so I made sure it was waterproof, would track calories burned, temperature, blood pressure, O2 saturation, sleep patterns, sexual health, AAALL that and have GPS so if his phone dies Im not having a fleet of Ubers just drive around screaming his name.
Leah & Yōshi with their watches together showing his new tigers eye and new watch
May 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM