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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
Mrs. Bell, as of 8/8
Public Health Communications Collaborative Ambassador 💅🏽
Office hours: MWF, 12-4pm CST
(Tele, IRL, & video available)

Wishlist:
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Married to @jjorbles.bsky.social
Pinned
*Salicylic acid cleansing pads are effective for “chub rub,” or any cellulitis or dermatitis where candida needs curbed. Not just for faces. Also helps with psoriasis, & is a water free cleanser.
*perineal wipes for all over
*listerine strips
*wisps for dental hygiene
*dry shampoos
I had a myoclonic episode so violent it sprained my neck. I assumed I could just limp by until my doctors appointment. Then I got my “I have a blood clot” alert. My port catheter attaches in my neck. The ER doctor didn’t believe me so I showed him. He commented it’s rare but ok they’ll do imaging.
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I love when it snows and i get to see the rare cybertrucks aka Lara Kroft boobs on ps1 get stuck in two inches of slush. And I’m free from the week of hospitalization so I’m really happy
a picture of a broken robot with the words i had strings but now i 'm free
Alt: a picture of a broken ultron with the words i had strings but now i'm free
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November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Also shallet from DBZ is the best, shadow the hedgehog is actually not as lame as I thought he was, Naruto is ok, & I still can’t vibe with one piece. Anyway it’s the weekend so domain expansion; serenity sanctuary for Shabbat
a close up of a cartoon character with red hair and a red scarf
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with red hair and a red scarf
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November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Shabbat shalom. Hanukkah is quickly approaching. We should be shining light into the darkness, reaching out a hand when we are able, remembering “by the grace of G_d go I,” & doing our best to be good. After all, everyone is one bad bike ride away from being disabled & dependent. Be kind to others.
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Anyway the dnd session is starting in like 3 weeks, we have 4 players (I don’t have a dnpc) so 5 including myself. Let me know if ya wanna. I’m never really on here because life is beautiful, online is Equate & IRL is sugar cane so I’m doing as much irl as I can.
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m just pointing out that they kept acting like Shabbat was our secret space lasers duty when the entire time Britain was literally working on the technology. I really feel vindicated and it’s also like the politicians here just scream “scientific advancement!” & point at anyone they hate
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Friendly reminder to make sure this holiday you shop everywhere that respects you, & other people. Walmart is not cheaper. Believe it or not in order of price is Aldi, Whole Foods, online (manufacturer coupons or the stupid lying smile people), TARGETs expensive ass THEN Walmart.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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“You who sought for magic in your youth but desire it not in age, know that there is a blindness of spirit which comes from age, more black than the blindness of eye, making a darkness about you across which nothing may be seen, felt, known, or in any way apprehended.”

-- King of Elfland's Daughter
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Man I really enjoy Braunschweiger & I know it’s an acquired taste most find gross. But if you have enjoyed pâté I must implore you. I have some ways to dress it that elevate it. It’s so good & I feel so gross but right now I am craving it. For dinner I already know teriyaki salmon & avocado on rice
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Michelle Obama: Don't even look at me about running, because you all are lying.
You're not ready for a woman. So don't waste my time. We got a lot of growing up to do.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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We are the No Kings people protesting at the trillionaires place! #NoKings in Southlake
This is the No Kings Era now!
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Please remember that you don’t have to “number your minority statuses.” If you’re BIPOC, & also LGBTQIA+, these are two parts of who you are. Anyone who makes you prioritize one struggle over another isn’t a friend or an ally. Bsky has a problem with minimizing BIPOC issues & ignoring criticism.
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Before, Alexa had an alert system that before just let you know of disturbing sounds you could select like glass breaking, baby crying, a fall, calling for help, could call 911. It would alert anyone that was selected in the app, you could ask it to call 911, or call your partner. It was free.
a man with a beard is saying `` before the dark times ... ''
ALT: a man with a beard is saying `` before the dark times ... ''
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November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I was given excellent wisdom when I was younger. After the third time someone makes the same joke it’s no longer a joke. If someone makes a joke about you being too ugly for your partner it’s not a joke anymore. It’s enemy action in a ghillie suit. We teach people how to treat us; call it out.
November 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Early Shabbat Shalom because Im resting early. It’s self care & you should try it sometime. Nothing. Stressing or planning or even my holy lists i make to organize my next 3 years cannot be worked on because that’s not rest. Truly log out of everything. Clock out. Flesh encounters. Grass. Relax.
a small white dog wearing a black hat is holding a laptop that says shabbark shalom
ALT: a small white dog wearing a black hat is holding a laptop that says shabbark shalom
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October 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hey so any #ttrpg peeps here I need a DM & 3 other players expeditiously ya dig? #dnd #5e2024 #slighthomebrew #myhusbandlikesgnolls #gnollsarenotmonsters no “manic pixie dream girl Charlie xdx Im so random Virgo energy hey Macarena” or whatever it’s called. It’s exhausting & you’re better than that
October 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ve been making some really cool cosplay pieces & art (literal potions for D&D/Magic the Gathering etc, daggers, scrolls, a grimoire…) I will post some pics soon but I am considering selling my bestiary as it’s actually kind of cool. & of course my “guide to Lichdom; undead with class, sass, & ass”
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hey friends. I would love a deep favor.
Can you help a friend of mine out? Deep in the trenches, doesn’t ever ask for anything, & literally anything helps. If you’re an “I need something in return before I help others” I won’t out you just ask in the dms with a receipt & I’ll provide a playmate pic
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Everyone shower @jjorbles.bsky.social in praise because he looks so fucking good
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hey guys so I know it’s hard but I found a way to get better at shit you want to do; keep doing it. I had to practice the piano for 4 hours a day leading up to a “challenge.” So I approached art the same way. I feel like it’s ass but keep doing it. Because it can’t keep being ass right?
October 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is hilarious and it brings me a special joy.
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Fun bible fact of the day: in the original Hebrew, it's not frogs plural, but just one giant frog that comes and plops itself down and covers the entire land by itself. Beeg frog boi
October 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You don’t have to understand other people’s cultures, sexuality, gender, or self expression; all you have to do is respect it.

If the are not infringing upon you or others civil liberties, not physically hurting or intimidating you or other individuals, it is none of your business.
October 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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be safe. be careful. the focus is on the big thing but do not forget the small things. there are really bad weird people out there and they know how to act. take care of YOU. I say this bc it happened to me (a long time ago) and bc I love you.
October 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM