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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
Mrs. Bell, as of 8/8
Public Health Communications Collaborative Ambassador 💅🏽
Office hours: MWF, 12-4pm CST
(Tele, IRL, & video available)

Wishlist:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3K8IUTMLK5X7M?ref_=wl_share

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Married to @jjorbles.bsky.social
Pinned
Looking for a father figure. Must know how to grill, stay in consistent contact, be caring, compassionate, & not tell sexually explicit jokes, especially about my mum. Must be available one day a week for dinner with me & @jjorbles.bsky.social. DM for benefit package information & full criteria.
a man in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a window holding his hand up and says `` family '' .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a window holding his hand up and says `` family '' .
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As far as voting, please remember that not voting, throwing your vote away for something stupid, is harming only yourself.
If you don’t vote blue down the ballot you aren’t solving anything. If you disagree I can’t make you understand self preservation. A Republican will kill us all including you.
February 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I feel so accomplished. It’s almost done. And I love the bronze with @jjorbles.bsky.social Blarney Stone green that popped the green saturation bottle.
February 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Please remember “ALT TEXT” is required to provide an experience for everyone, & that many of the GIFS has shite alt text. Just tap it & make sure it actually explained the GIF. It doesn’t take that much time. AND EVEN IF IT DID, common decency means you do it because it is what is right.
February 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
This also makes it easier for accessibility reasons as well. They also have gates if you don’t want your pet running about like a nutter. The “door curtain & ” magnetic “door” are easier to get through alone if you’re in a wheelchair, any crutch or disability. I’ll post a list of ways to stay cool
If you have an open floor plan using a blackout curtain (they’re under “blackout doors”) or a magnetic door you will trap the heat or cold in the small area you occupy the most. Bedroom, living room, the archway or whatever just needs that & then you’re perfect. Same with window treatments overall
February 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Anyway anyone in Orlando should holla
February 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
See?!? Excuse his poor sickly face he has a really bad cold I’m worried honesty especially because someone at his office had bronchitis. Between the talisman phone case, the carved tigers eye fox & amethyst, & tigers eye bracelet I hope @jjorbles.bsky.social feels grounded & love/support.
February 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Disney is super good about accessibility. I mean I can’t think of any Disney experience at any age where I couldn’t “x” because of factors outside of my control. Disney is magic for all. I also love that their security was like “you are guaranteed to be safe here. We will duff em up. Go off sis.”
February 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I am counting down the days until Riviera. Lord knows I need some time to stretch out my body, do a couples massage, see the beach, be pampered. I mean obviously “and run around the Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Universal, Epcot, etc.” @jjorbles.bsky.social deserves this ceremony into the family.
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
@jjorbles.bsky.social fox made of tigers eye & a matching bracelet finally arrived. I should have snapped a pic but I was too excited & knackered. It looks wicked good with his uniform, & his established daily jewelry (his Cuban links, amethyst, & wedding ring) anyway floating shelves going up!
February 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Valentine’s Day was an amazing day. @jjorbles.bsky.social still celebrates it even though every day is Valentine’s Day when you’re madly in love. So this is what our Valentine/Sweets Day was made of. He binged supernatural, got to just veg out, I got to do weird crafts to finish the bathroom.
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I don’t know why I find a game about snogging pigeons so hilarious, but it is. They aren’t all pigeons mind you. Some are mourning doves, there’s a big ole round boy that is the schools doctor, get to the “bad boy love” part of the game or look up the visual novels.
February 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by ✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽
Rabbis from🇮🇱are calling the world to free them from the “Zionist regime”

Rabbi Yakov Shapiro in Jerusalem

"If you're Jewish or non-Jewish,please, let the world know:

Jews all over the world are not responsible for the actions of the Zionist State of Israel!

🇮🇱doesn't represent the Jewish people!"
February 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Hatoful Boyfriend is actually a really good game
February 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
1) the quality of your paint brushes matters. A lot.
2) sweat equity is important. The more you learn to do for yourself the more money you can save & put into things you can’t do yourself.
3) Home Depot has free classes to teach you how to do a lot
4) your home holds energy; store up good the stuff
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
If you have an open floor plan using a blackout curtain (they’re under “blackout doors”) or a magnetic door you will trap the heat or cold in the small area you occupy the most. Bedroom, living room, the archway or whatever just needs that & then you’re perfect. Same with window treatments overall
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Bidets that are like little showers are amazing. Not just for regular but think about how much more clean I feel during my periods (perimenopause man.) we have the extra long hose that can be used to do many things like spray the toilet after you go. Everything is cleaner. Sprayer is superior.
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
@jjorbles.bsky.social why did you do all of that before work?”
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social wanted it.”

That’s my man

Remember to check the GIF alt text sometimes it’s just not enough to communicate what GIF is being used, how would you feel if no effort went in to helping describe something
a woman with pigtails and pink hair says i got the best husband ever .
Alt: Cardi B with two ponytails on top and the rest down in a split sprout with mostly platinum and some light and hot pink highlight and undercolor is emotional saying “i got the best husband ever.”
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February 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Bathroom tile & bidet completed. Loctite & tape caulk as well as caulk caulk grouting etc today, painting to finish self rooms small leftovers & painting in here. It will be blarney stone green with gold & espresso. Wish us luck dear viewer. I found the perfect meme art to go next to an original.
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Fell sleep to my playlist with the fully ramblomatic and zero punctuation only to wake up in the middle of the night to @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social doing some weird hilarious plug for JAM the audiobook & felt like it wasn’t a fever dream but couldn’t find it at first so I sounded insane.
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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In honoring the start of Black History Month, this James Baldwin quote kept coming to mind

Do you also think it represents history repeating itself today?
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Black History Month is a time to recognize the lived, shared experience of all Black folks who have fundamentally shaped, challenged, and ultimately strengthened America. It’s about taking an unvarnished look at the past so that we can create a better future.
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
February 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Being disabled in itself is enough. We don’t have to look & express active agony & misery or we aren’t disabled. We don’t have to be having awful days all of the time to justify needing to rest, assistive devices for medication. Do not tear your body up because some NPC expects that if you. Fuck em
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I also installed a bidet & repaired the fireplace thingy so you could say I’m pretty good at renovations once I wheel myself into position. Granted anything requiring use of one’s legs requires @jjorbles.bsky.social to do it and that is absolutely ok. Don’t feel guilty for being disabled.
February 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Had to edit @jjorbles.bsky.social out of some pics but you can see how far it’s come, we have so little left to do it’s a bloody relief. Truly. The before & after shows the sweat equity we put in. But honestly the little things like window treatment & small areas to paint are easy to knock out
February 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM