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@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
Mrs. Bell, as of 8/8
Public Health Communications Collaborative Ambassador 💅🏽
Office hours: MWF, 12-4pm CST
(Tele, IRL, & video available)
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Married to @jjorbles.bsky.social
Public Health Communications Collaborative Ambassador 💅🏽
Office hours: MWF, 12-4pm CST
(Tele, IRL, & video available)
Wishlist:
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Married to @jjorbles.bsky.social
Pinned
*Salicylic acid cleansing pads are effective for “chub rub,” or any cellulitis or dermatitis where candida needs curbed. Not just for faces. Also helps with psoriasis, & is a water free cleanser.
*perineal wipes for all over
*listerine strips
*wisps for dental hygiene
*dry shampoos
*perineal wipes for all over
*listerine strips
*wisps for dental hygiene
*dry shampoos
Before, Alexa had an alert system that before just let you know of disturbing sounds you could select like glass breaking, baby crying, a fall, calling for help, could call 911. It would alert anyone that was selected in the app, you could ask it to call 911, or call your partner. It was free.
a man with a beard is saying `` before the dark times ... ''
ALT: a man with a beard is saying `` before the dark times ... ''
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November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Before, Alexa had an alert system that before just let you know of disturbing sounds you could select like glass breaking, baby crying, a fall, calling for help, could call 911. It would alert anyone that was selected in the app, you could ask it to call 911, or call your partner. It was free.
I was given excellent wisdom when I was younger. After the third time someone makes the same joke it’s no longer a joke. If someone makes a joke about you being too ugly for your partner it’s not a joke anymore. It’s enemy action in a ghillie suit. We teach people how to treat us; call it out.
November 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I was given excellent wisdom when I was younger. After the third time someone makes the same joke it’s no longer a joke. If someone makes a joke about you being too ugly for your partner it’s not a joke anymore. It’s enemy action in a ghillie suit. We teach people how to treat us; call it out.
Early Shabbat Shalom because Im resting early. It’s self care & you should try it sometime. Nothing. Stressing or planning or even my holy lists i make to organize my next 3 years cannot be worked on because that’s not rest. Truly log out of everything. Clock out. Flesh encounters. Grass. Relax.
a small white dog wearing a black hat is holding a laptop that says shabbark shalom
ALT: a small white dog wearing a black hat is holding a laptop that says shabbark shalom
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October 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Early Shabbat Shalom because Im resting early. It’s self care & you should try it sometime. Nothing. Stressing or planning or even my holy lists i make to organize my next 3 years cannot be worked on because that’s not rest. Truly log out of everything. Clock out. Flesh encounters. Grass. Relax.
Hey so any #ttrpg peeps here I need a DM & 3 other players expeditiously ya dig? #dnd #5e2024 #slighthomebrew #myhusbandlikesgnolls #gnollsarenotmonsters no “manic pixie dream girl Charlie xdx Im so random Virgo energy hey Macarena” or whatever it’s called. It’s exhausting & you’re better than that
October 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hey so any #ttrpg peeps here I need a DM & 3 other players expeditiously ya dig? #dnd #5e2024 #slighthomebrew #myhusbandlikesgnolls #gnollsarenotmonsters no “manic pixie dream girl Charlie xdx Im so random Virgo energy hey Macarena” or whatever it’s called. It’s exhausting & you’re better than that
I’ve been making some really cool cosplay pieces & art (literal potions for D&D/Magic the Gathering etc, daggers, scrolls, a grimoire…) I will post some pics soon but I am considering selling my bestiary as it’s actually kind of cool. & of course my “guide to Lichdom; undead with class, sass, & ass”
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’ve been making some really cool cosplay pieces & art (literal potions for D&D/Magic the Gathering etc, daggers, scrolls, a grimoire…) I will post some pics soon but I am considering selling my bestiary as it’s actually kind of cool. & of course my “guide to Lichdom; undead with class, sass, & ass”
Hey friends. I would love a deep favor.
Can you help a friend of mine out? Deep in the trenches, doesn’t ever ask for anything, & literally anything helps. If you’re an “I need something in return before I help others” I won’t out you just ask in the dms with a receipt & I’ll provide a playmate pic
Can you help a friend of mine out? Deep in the trenches, doesn’t ever ask for anything, & literally anything helps. If you’re an “I need something in return before I help others” I won’t out you just ask in the dms with a receipt & I’ll provide a playmate pic
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hey friends. I would love a deep favor.
Can you help a friend of mine out? Deep in the trenches, doesn’t ever ask for anything, & literally anything helps. If you’re an “I need something in return before I help others” I won’t out you just ask in the dms with a receipt & I’ll provide a playmate pic
Can you help a friend of mine out? Deep in the trenches, doesn’t ever ask for anything, & literally anything helps. If you’re an “I need something in return before I help others” I won’t out you just ask in the dms with a receipt & I’ll provide a playmate pic
Everyone shower @jjorbles.bsky.social in praise because he looks so fucking good
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Everyone shower @jjorbles.bsky.social in praise because he looks so fucking good
Hey guys so I know it’s hard but I found a way to get better at shit you want to do; keep doing it. I had to practice the piano for 4 hours a day leading up to a “challenge.” So I approached art the same way. I feel like it’s ass but keep doing it. Because it can’t keep being ass right?
October 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey guys so I know it’s hard but I found a way to get better at shit you want to do; keep doing it. I had to practice the piano for 4 hours a day leading up to a “challenge.” So I approached art the same way. I feel like it’s ass but keep doing it. Because it can’t keep being ass right?
This is hilarious and it brings me a special joy.
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is hilarious and it brings me a special joy.
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Fun bible fact of the day: in the original Hebrew, it's not frogs plural, but just one giant frog that comes and plops itself down and covers the entire land by itself. Beeg frog boi
October 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Fun bible fact of the day: in the original Hebrew, it's not frogs plural, but just one giant frog that comes and plops itself down and covers the entire land by itself. Beeg frog boi
You don’t have to understand other people’s cultures, sexuality, gender, or self expression; all you have to do is respect it.
If the are not infringing upon you or others civil liberties, not physically hurting or intimidating you or other individuals, it is none of your business.
If the are not infringing upon you or others civil liberties, not physically hurting or intimidating you or other individuals, it is none of your business.
October 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You don’t have to understand other people’s cultures, sexuality, gender, or self expression; all you have to do is respect it.
If the are not infringing upon you or others civil liberties, not physically hurting or intimidating you or other individuals, it is none of your business.
If the are not infringing upon you or others civil liberties, not physically hurting or intimidating you or other individuals, it is none of your business.
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be safe. be careful. the focus is on the big thing but do not forget the small things. there are really bad weird people out there and they know how to act. take care of YOU. I say this bc it happened to me (a long time ago) and bc I love you.
October 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
be safe. be careful. the focus is on the big thing but do not forget the small things. there are really bad weird people out there and they know how to act. take care of YOU. I say this bc it happened to me (a long time ago) and bc I love you.
Since I have it on our security cameras the @awscloud.bsky.social @amazonprime.bsky.social @amazondelivery.bsky.social ignored my instructions then knocked over my bins and bloody broke the lid, waste management said it’s enough to make them replace them. I got in writing we won’t be responsible.
October 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Since I have it on our security cameras the @awscloud.bsky.social @amazonprime.bsky.social @amazondelivery.bsky.social ignored my instructions then knocked over my bins and bloody broke the lid, waste management said it’s enough to make them replace them. I got in writing we won’t be responsible.
@awscloud.bsky.social your driver broke our rubbish bins lied in the photo about where he left our GLASS package and it’s all on our security cameras. Because you don’t have people I can talk to, I saved the footage of your driver hitting our rubbish bins & lying about where he left our package.
October 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@awscloud.bsky.social your driver broke our rubbish bins lied in the photo about where he left our GLASS package and it’s all on our security cameras. Because you don’t have people I can talk to, I saved the footage of your driver hitting our rubbish bins & lying about where he left our package.
“That was so long ago”
“You’re still on about that?”
Elephants never forget and neither does the GOAT, get out of my face.
ByeFelicia.
“You’re still on about that?”
Elephants never forget and neither does the GOAT, get out of my face.
ByeFelicia.
October 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“That was so long ago”
“You’re still on about that?”
Elephants never forget and neither does the GOAT, get out of my face.
ByeFelicia.
“You’re still on about that?”
Elephants never forget and neither does the GOAT, get out of my face.
ByeFelicia.
Ask yourself if it’s your fear or others echos still running your life. Do you feel slutty making love to your partner or is that what you hear in their voice? Has your partner said “you are funky” or do you just think you are inherently dirty because that’s what you’ve been trained to think?
October 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ask yourself if it’s your fear or others echos still running your life. Do you feel slutty making love to your partner or is that what you hear in their voice? Has your partner said “you are funky” or do you just think you are inherently dirty because that’s what you’ve been trained to think?
Powder makeup is the goat. You can get your face beat in a quick 15, be out the door, and don’t have to worry about melting off. Listen to me queens you don’t need liquid liner, liquid foundation. The most liquid I used was mascara & a cheek stain (Trisha McEvoy, Laura Mercer, Dior, Channel)
October 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Powder makeup is the goat. You can get your face beat in a quick 15, be out the door, and don’t have to worry about melting off. Listen to me queens you don’t need liquid liner, liquid foundation. The most liquid I used was mascara & a cheek stain (Trisha McEvoy, Laura Mercer, Dior, Channel)
Believe it or not you don’t need foundation if you’re wanting to let your face breathe or you’re in a hurry and just don’t have the bloody energy to do it. Literally everything can be powder the eyeliner doesn’t have to be liquid & you’ll still be beat girl you’ll be fine. Slay queens
October 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Believe it or not you don’t need foundation if you’re wanting to let your face breathe or you’re in a hurry and just don’t have the bloody energy to do it. Literally everything can be powder the eyeliner doesn’t have to be liquid & you’ll still be beat girl you’ll be fine. Slay queens
I am so in love & it is a beautiful thing. Volderport makes it easier for my awesome doctor to keep this body healthy, & I get to wake up every morning to my best friend & my husband. He is such a good man & he did that himself. Not many men are literally self made. Ooh I love him. This is it.
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I am so in love & it is a beautiful thing. Volderport makes it easier for my awesome doctor to keep this body healthy, & I get to wake up every morning to my best friend & my husband. He is such a good man & he did that himself. Not many men are literally self made. Ooh I love him. This is it.
“You and your party arrive in the under dark. You feel the pressure of fear on all sides. Somewhere you know an elder brain is commanding its citizens to hunt you down. You called it a boomer noggin. You will be punished. You look up & try not to scream….”
October 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“You and your party arrive in the under dark. You feel the pressure of fear on all sides. Somewhere you know an elder brain is commanding its citizens to hunt you down. You called it a boomer noggin. You will be punished. You look up & try not to scream….”
The man is rich he could just buy a coat. It would have cost less money to purchase a good coat and central heating than trademark someone asking for an Arnold Palmer on ice
Cole Palmer has officially trademarked 'Cold Palmer' 🥶
This begs the question, where does it rank amongst football nicknames? 🤔
This begs the question, where does it rank amongst football nicknames? 🤔
October 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The man is rich he could just buy a coat. It would have cost less money to purchase a good coat and central heating than trademark someone asking for an Arnold Palmer on ice
Entering this Yom Kippur please remember that you are also worthy of forgiveness; from yourself. When you have been cruel, withheld food, allowed abuse, made depreciation comments… tolerated mistreatment, hated your body… you are a beautiful temple of the divine. You deserve tender mercy.
October 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Entering this Yom Kippur please remember that you are also worthy of forgiveness; from yourself. When you have been cruel, withheld food, allowed abuse, made depreciation comments… tolerated mistreatment, hated your body… you are a beautiful temple of the divine. You deserve tender mercy.
Yooooooo dungeons & dragons is therapeutic it is NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR THERAPY. It’s not a dating simulator. Please don’t try to force people to watch you ERP. Shit is weird & there is definitely an app for that. I did not lace myself into an elven dress & armor to watch you be weird
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yooooooo dungeons & dragons is therapeutic it is NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR THERAPY. It’s not a dating simulator. Please don’t try to force people to watch you ERP. Shit is weird & there is definitely an app for that. I did not lace myself into an elven dress & armor to watch you be weird
I may post my warlock in the chat I’m not sure. Multiclassing is hard and seems redundant but being a wizard that makes a deal with an entity for power is dope just stop calling them our magic sugar daddies it’s fucking gross. Mind Flayers are not “pussy slayers.” Leave your kink out of my magic
@jjorbles.bsky.social looks awesome in his “Bardbarian” TTRPG drip. We are ready to dungeon some dragons.
#dnd #TTRPG #BauldersGate
#RoshHoshanaCelebrations
#CRYSTALBELLS
#dnd #TTRPG #BauldersGate
#RoshHoshanaCelebrations
#CRYSTALBELLS
September 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I may post my warlock in the chat I’m not sure. Multiclassing is hard and seems redundant but being a wizard that makes a deal with an entity for power is dope just stop calling them our magic sugar daddies it’s fucking gross. Mind Flayers are not “pussy slayers.” Leave your kink out of my magic