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i like art, computer science, and animation!
bro, that's some dude's arm hairs
nature.com Nature @nature.com · Jul 31
This surprisingly relaxing footage is from SIX MILES under the ocean – and it’s the deepest ecosystem yet discovered
August 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
ai isn't better at your job, but your boss is too dumb to care if they make their buisness worse, if it means they save money
May 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Wake up people, grass was never real, you mean to tell me there is magic green stuff that turns water and air into sugar and more air? Cant fool me.
May 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
literally nobody has seen my posts lmao
May 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What happends if i only buy 1 can?!??!
May 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The universe is scary, but... look at that. That exists.
NGC 6872, a barred spiral galaxy in the Pavo constellation, spans 522,000 light-years. It's interacting with a smaller galaxy, which may be stripping gas to fuel a supermassive black hole at its center.

Credit: NASA/CXC/SAO/ESA/STScI
May 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I hate it when i'm driving, and some drugged out moron who doesnt know how to drive, and i realise that moron is me, because i cant drive, because im underaged, and dont even have a license.
May 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Justin beiber is real.

Dont shoot the messanger
May 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Anybody else daydream so hard, that you realise you arn't acually scrolling through bluesky, but actually fighting in an armed war of factions, thinking of the good days of social media and toilets, as you look down at your bleeding chest, smiling as you pass out, remembering that one funny post?
May 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Miku isnt real

Please dont hurt me
May 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I imagine the visual of my mind, would look something like a war fought between penguins and armed soldiers
May 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I feel like the older i get, the more i crave the nostalgic flavor of the seatbelt.

But as a teenager, i fear the conciquenses of possibly realising it doesnt actually taste amazing. And it was all a lie fortold by my resident brain gremlins
May 19, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Guy.

Because of geoguesser, i feel like people can triangulate my exact location from this image, i sacrifice that for the sharing of this majestic beast
May 19, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Be open to change. Be willing to be dead wrong, never die on a hill just because you were born on it.
May 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
"Genius" is the most non-specific term ever, people just use it to describe anybody that impresses them on a different level.

Yes, i notice the light irony
May 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Why wont my brain ever turn off
May 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I cant tell whether or not the things that make us special are an inescapable curse, or the most wonderous thing ever
May 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Is maturity just figuring out how to trick yourself into being ok with dying one day?
May 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
You do simple things to impress complex people

You do complex things to impress simple people

Why
May 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
people who say "depression is all in your head"
have blood on their hands
April 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i know how we fight ai scraping
we generate paid software with ai. We take a popular paid programs and train one to replicate it exactly, because nobody owns ai generated stuff, we can distribute it freely, and companies cant do anything about it, because the ai was just taking "inspiration" from it
April 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
here's some fan art of black, doesn't get enough love tbh
March 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
what if aliens abduct cows, because aliens are cows, and they're just picking up their extra kinky bretherin?
March 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I imagine being chatgpt would be like living in a constant state of confident confusion, as you have no concept of the passage of time or memories, you just need to assume that this essay about rappers farting on camera was really written by you, as you try and make it more like adventure time
March 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
too often, i think about how an alien would think of a human thing, I'll be doing something totally normal like doing the dishes, and make a scenario in my head, where i have a full blown conversation with an indifferent but curious alien who wishes to know the purpose of doing the dishes.
March 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM