If your grandma can get to Bergen County, I know a great one, but I recognize that's a schlep for a hospitalized lady.

point of order, not even the most high-strung human alive is as good at being stressed out as the average horse

"How do we get back the men we lost to Trump, Andrew Tate, and the Proud Boys?"

Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.

People act like all the men are gone. The men are attending protests. The men are putting together scooters for their kids. The men are getting a set of turntables for the first time. The men are buying Nikes. The men are getting super into noir. They're not Nazis and they're fine. Keep your freaks.

Given the times and what Redford looked like, the amount of heinous shit he could've gotten away with is unfathomable, but he spent his career being respectful and professional

Lol would you believe a friend was given a copy of this book at a conference and set it aside for me without discussing it. She's not even a Horde friend!

if my partner and i ever up in a dispute we try to resolve by posting on instagram at each other that the other needs to leave our house, i would ask one of you to forcibly remove me to some part of the world without mobile coverage or electricity

When you start a sentence with "Last time I left and filed for divorce..." probably things aren't going too well.

god i know, same

tag yourself i am a queer accident

luv uuuuu

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