Yessss this is where I got it from hahaha, it absolutely works, you cannot panic while laughing at fergie’s little OoOoOo

Chuffed as heck for you pal!!!!

Omg!!!

Funeral is basically organised but nothing can be set in stone until the medical examiner gets back to me which is taking foreverrrrrrrr

Right!!! The manager of our shop doesn’t even get to make decisions over the lines we get, nevermind a lowly assistant like me hahahaha. I hope he finds his ice lollies and then immediately chokes on them

Hahahahaha I can only assume!!

Grown up man shouting his head off, going all red like his heart is about to explode, walking away but stopping every two steps to shout another stream of expletives at me and I’m just stood there going “okay” like an idiot hahahaha

Can’t joke about anything these days man

I look like a damn kaiju in these jeans!

Bluesky getting all the important posts

There’s an alternative timeline where I bought barrel jeans and I’m sorry to say but in that universe I have died from jean related diseases

Not even a nice photo, does a very bad job of showing off the healing properties of the jeans bUT the length of my legs has doubled so